Новые бесплатные комиксы в Android Market

Zombie-Loan (v. 1.0.7)

apklove опубликовал приложение 2011-02-25
(обновлено 2011-02-25)

Summary
When a human is marked to die, a faint gray line that is invisible to most appears around their neck. As time passes, that ring becomes darker and darker, until it is eventually black, and that person dies. Kita Michiru has an unusual gift, she posses "Shinigami eyes," which allow her to see these rings.

Chocolate Cosmos (v. 1.0.7)

apklove опубликовал приложение 2011-02-25
(обновлено 2011-02-25)

Summary
Sakurai Sayuki was born with sharp eyes that make her look like she's always angry, even though she's not. Because of her looks, students around her misunderstand her as a bully and scary girl when in fact she's "a romantic". After 15 years without a boyfriend, she started off her high school year...

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes (v. 1.02)

Jaaru App Development опубликовал приложение 2011-02-25
(обновлено 2011-02-25)

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes on yiur phone!
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Random Facts (v. 1.51)

Dark Droid Devs опубликовал приложение 2011-02-24
(обновлено 2014-05-22)

** UPDATE**  Major database update! We now have over 15,000 facts, with more on the way! We've also added a home screen widget for a quick fact byte. For now it's truncated, but you're able to click on it to bring the whole fact up in the app. Enjoy!

Random Facts  has thousands of facts. There are silly facts, animal facts, science facts, completely random out of the blue facts, and much more.

Random Facts  is simple to use.  Just click back, next to navigate through the constantly growing database of facts, or roll the dice for a random fact!

If there's a certain fact you want to see, click on the fact counter and enter a number to go to that fact. Play around with random numbers to see which facts you'll get.

If you find a fact you think is funny, outrageous, interesting, or completely ridiculous; Share it with your friends or press the star to add it to your favorites list!

We're always reviewing the database and adding new facts based on your input! So feel free to email us using the Comments/Suggestion button to send us your feedback.

Note: The permissions are required for advertisements. We do not modify or collect any information from you.

Note: Long facts are scrollable.

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＿まんがで読む『あなたの店を強烈アピール！』 (v. 1.0)

tatta_Kamigaki опубликовал приложение 2011-02-24
(обновлено 2011-02-24)

新規来店客を集めるためのチラシに、まんがを使えば効果があります。なぜって？その理由は誰でも読んでくれるから。ただし、読んでもらえるまんがにはツボがあります。それを忘れては、スベってしまいますよ。
ありがとうandrobook!　神垣忠幸

Lawyer Jokes (v. 3.0.2)

Rob Lancaster опубликовал приложение 2011-02-24
(обновлено 2012-06-19)

350+ Lawyer jokes, if you are or know a lawyer then shame on you! only joking, but probably best not to download these joke if you offend easily.


*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting to social networking sites.
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy. "

"Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
To practice."

"A lawyer trying to get tickets to a Broadway show, finally settled for a couple of seats a year in advance. When the exciting night arrived and he sat down in his seat, a woman in front of the lawyer noticed the empty seat next to him and asked why such a valuable commodity was unused. The lawyer replied that his wife couldn't make it. The woman asked him if he didn't have relatives or friends who could have used the seat. He replied, "Oh, they're all at the funeral.""

"A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.
As he passed raging fire pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.
'That's unfair!' he cried. 'I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.'
'Shut up,' barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.
'Who are you to question that woman's punishment?'"

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline."

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

Little Johnny Jokes (v. 3.3.4)

Rob Lancaster опубликовал приложение 2011-02-24
(обновлено 2014-05-21)

Over 1100 of the infamous 'Little Johnny' jokes. ***Strongest possible warning,  These jokes are rude, dirty, contain swearing and will offend most people***

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"The Teacher said to little Johnny, "use harassment in a sentence."
Little Johnny said, " Her mouth said no, but her ass meant yes.""

"During class little Johnny kept swearing, everything was f**k this and f**k that. Teacher "Johnny, that is not a word a ten year old should be using"
Johnny "there are worse words than that miss, like murder and death"
Teacher "No Johnny, the word you keep saying is much, much worse than murder and death"
Johnny "I disagree miss, I bet you would rather be f****d than killed""

"One night, Little Johnny went to sleep and dreamt his Uncle Bill died. He woke up and that evening, his dad got a call saying that Uncle Bill died.  The next night, Little Johnny went to sleep and dreamt his Aunt Joy died. He woke up, and then that evening, his dad got a call saying that Aunt Joy died.  He told his daddy, "Two days ago, I had a dream Uncle Bill died, and then yesterday, I had a dream Aunt Joy died.  His dad said, "that's just a coincidence."  The next morning he tells his dad, "I had a dream that my dad died."  His dad was terrified. He had the worst day at work and took every precaution. He didn't eat any of the food in case of food poisoning, and he drove slowly in case of a car wreck.  When he finally got home, Little Johnny's mom asks him how his day at work was.  "Much more horrible than your day I'm sure," his dad replied.  "I don't know," said his mom, "The milkman dropped dead on the front porch today!"

"Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"

Daddy is relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees.

Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.

Johnny cries out "HANG ON TIGHT DADDY! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!""

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app.  None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app.  We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

700+ Blonde Jokes (v. 3.1.0)

Rob Lancaster опубликовал приложение 2011-02-24
(обновлено 2012-06-18)

Over 700 of the funniest jokes about blondes.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting to social networking sites.
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"I pulled into a crowded car park at the local shopping centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay! Stay! Stay!"
This blonde bird gave me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in Park?" "

"Why did the blonde, throw breadcrumbs in the toilet bowl?
To feed the toilet duck. "

"A blonde with two burnt ears goes to the doctor, who asks what has happened.
"The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron."
"What about the other one?"
"They called back.""

"A blonde just texted me saying, "What does idk stand for?"
I texted back saying, "I don't know" and she replied, "OMG, no-one does!""

"F*****g dating sites
I asked for a fit blonde, who has a dirty mouth and likes it in the ring.
I got paired with Hulk Hogan"

New Prince of Tennis (v. 1.0.7)

apklove опубликовал приложение 2011-02-23
(обновлено 2011-02-23)

The continuation of "Prince of Tennis"

Sora Log (v. 1.0.7)

apklove опубликовал приложение 2011-02-23
(обновлено 2011-02-23)

Summary
Our protagonist, Hikaru, is a member of the astronomy club at her school. On one beautiful starry night, she encounters a tall boy with blonde hair that looks almost white. However, he turns out to be...?!