Little Johnny Jokes в Android Market

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Разработано Rob Lancaster

Over 1100 of the infamous 'Little Johnny' jokes. ***Strongest possible warning,  These jokes are rude, dirty, contain swearing and will offend most people***

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"The Teacher said to little Johnny, "use harassment in a sentence."
Little Johnny said, " Her mouth said no, but her ass meant yes.""

"During class little Johnny kept swearing, everything was f**k this and f**k that. Teacher "Johnny, that is not a word a ten year old should be using"
Johnny "there are worse words than that miss, like murder and death"
Teacher "No Johnny, the word you keep saying is much, much worse than murder and death"
Johnny "I disagree miss, I bet you would rather be f****d than killed""

"One night, Little Johnny went to sleep and dreamt his Uncle Bill died. He woke up and that evening, his dad got a call saying that Uncle Bill died.  The next night, Little Johnny went to sleep and dreamt his Aunt Joy died. He woke up, and then that evening, his dad got a call saying that Aunt Joy died.  He told his daddy, "Two days ago, I had a dream Uncle Bill died, and then yesterday, I had a dream Aunt Joy died.  His dad said, "that's just a coincidence."  The next morning he tells his dad, "I had a dream that my dad died."  His dad was terrified. He had the worst day at work and took every precaution. He didn't eat any of the food in case of food poisoning, and he drove slowly in case of a car wreck.  When he finally got home, Little Johnny's mom asks him how his day at work was.  "Much more horrible than your day I'm sure," his dad replied.  "I don't know," said his mom, "The milkman dropped dead on the front porch today!"

"Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"

Daddy is relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees.

Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.

Johnny cries out "HANG ON TIGHT DADDY! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!""

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app.  None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app.  We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.



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Категория: Комиксы
Закачек: >250000
Размер: 2.9 MB
Опубликовано: 2011-02-24
Обновлено: 2014-05-21

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Системное имя пакета: com.appfab.jokeslittleJ

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Комментарии и оценки пользователей для Little Johnny Jokes

[2013-07-30] A Google User:
Excellent Well only if u dont mind funny jokes
[2013-07-29] A Google User:
Awsomeness Asd
[2013-07-17] A Google User:
Hi It great it so funny had me laughing keep more coming
[2013-07-04] A Google User:
F-in funny Need newer jokes
[2013-07-02] A Google User:
Hell yes I like these jokes, althouh poor spelling and grammar make some of them hard to understand.
[2013-06-29] A Google User:
Some funny jokes, but too many problems App DOES NOT need to pinpoint me in gps to update, don't believe them on this. Also number of jokes is padded with many jokes repeated several times word for word, or just a few minor changes. Jokes are riddled with massive spelling errors and sometimes makes the joke impossible to understand. Fyi, internet shorthand is not what I consider a spelling error
[2013-06-24] A Google User:
UMM no No funni jokes nt enough picture s n same o same o
[2013-06-18] A Google User:
Too Many Ads The Ads Are Very Annoying!
[2013-06-16] A Google User:
Ok I have a bug and dnt kno how to fix it
[2013-06-05] A Google User:
Too many repeats But awesome
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