Приложения разработчика Tasteless Apps в Android Market

Gay Meter Fingerprint Scanner (v. 2)

Tasteless Apps опубликовал приложение 2012-09-30
(обновлено 2012-09-30)

Ever wonder if a girl or guy was gay, straight or bisexual? Just have anybody in a bar, club, at the office or at home put their thumb on this Gay Meter and it will read the fingerprint or thumbprint and tell you just how gay they are. It's like having instant gaydar to tell if someone is gay, homosexual, heterosexual, bi or a lesbian.

Instant conversation starter, or a great way to brings some fun into a lame night. This app has been used at the Occupy Wall Street protests.

This could be used as the perfect ice-breaker at a bar, pub or club, or a great conversation starter when you have a group of people together. This fingerprint scanner will provide instant results!

You can modify all the displayed result text to be as vulgar, insulting, or sweet as you'd like. For example "WOW My gay-dar is off the charts!" or "You seem curious... maybe bisexual?" or "Ride that rainbow!" or "Definitely a lesbian" or "Definitely Queer". Instant hit at your next gay pride parade!

NOTE: Results are randomized - kind of like a homosexual magic 8-ball

Fuck You Widget (v. 1.0)

Tasteless Apps опубликовал приложение 2012-06-25
(обновлено 2012-06-25)

NOTE: To use, long-press a blank spot on your homescreen and select Widget -> Fuck You Sound Widget

Annoyed? Want to end a conversation early? Simply tap the widget and your phone will yell "Fuck You!"

Fuck You Widget is lightweight and takes a second to install. Then, all you do is long-press your homescreen and add

the widget in any convenient place so you literally have a "Fuck You!" right at the tip of your finger.

Best of all, NO ADS!!!!

Horny Meter Fingerprint Scaner (v. 2)

Tasteless Apps опубликовал приложение 2012-05-26
(обновлено 2012-05-26)

Ever wonder if a girl or guy was horny and ready for some action? Just have anybody in a bar, club, at the office or at home put their thumb on this Horny Meter and it will read the fingerprint or thumbprint and tell you just how horny they are. Instant conversation starter, or a great way to brings some fun into the bedroom.

This could be used as the perfect ice-breaker at a bar, pub or club, or a great conversation starter when you have a group of people together or just met a cute girl or guy and want to ensure they're ready for some sexy time. This fingerprint scanner will provide instant results!

You can modify all the displayed result text to be as vulgar, insulting, or sweet as you'd like. For example "Horny as hell, ready for some action" or "Cold as ice, don't waste your time" or "Feeling sexy, ready for some play" or "Wanting some sex now!" If a person is sexual or just wants to get intimate, this meter is a great way to kick things off.

[results are randomized, this is just for entertainment purposes - like a sexy magic 8-ball]

DTF Meter Jersey Shore FREE (v. 1.1)

Tasteless Apps опубликовал приложение 2012-01-06
(обновлено 2012-01-06)

[to edit the sayings, try DTF Meter Pro]
Ever wonder if a girl was a grenade, landmine, or totally DTF? Just have any random girl in a bar or club put her finger or thumb on this DTF meter and it will read the fingerprint or thumbprint and tell you just how DTF she really is. Instant conversation starter, or just a great way to make fun of a snotty or stuck-up girl if she deserves it.

Best used down at the Jersey Shore or on any milf if you're just not sure if she's down to Fuck. This fingerprint scanner will provide instant results!

[results are randomized, this is just for entertainment purposes - like a sexy, funny magic 8-ball]

Easy Button Widget (small) (v. 1.0)

Tasteless Apps опубликовал приложение 2011-12-21
(обновлено 2011-12-21)

NOTE: To use, long-press a blank spot on your homescreen and select Widget -> Easy Button Sound Widget

This widget will install to your homescreen as a normal 1-block widget, taking up minimal space. The "That was easy" sound is the exact sound taken by unwiring the Staple's easy button right from the store. This is the exact sound the button makes, and that you might hear on the commercials.

Simple lightweight widget. THAT WAS EASY!

STFU Sound Widget (v. 1.0)

Tasteless Apps опубликовал приложение 2011-12-17
(обновлено 2011-12-17)

NOTE: To use, long-press a blank spot on your homescreen and select Widget -> STFU Sound Widget

Annoyed? Want to end a conversation early? Simply tap the widget and tell anyone in the room to "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

STFU Widget is lightweight and takes a second to install. Then, all you do is long-press your homescreen and add the widget in any convenient place so you literally have a STFU! right at the tip of your finger.

Best of all, NO ADS!!!!

GTFO Sound Widget (v. 1.0)

Tasteless Apps опубликовал приложение 2011-12-17
(обновлено 2011-12-17)

NOTE: To use, long-press a blank spot on your homescreen and select Widget -> GTFO Sound Widget

Annoyed? Want to end a conversation early? Simply tap the widget and tell anyone in the room to "GET THE FUCK OUT!"

GTFO Widget is lightweight and takes a second to install. Then, all you do is long-press your homescreen and add the widget in any convenient place so you literally have a GTFO right at the tip of your finger.

Best of all, NO ADS!!!!

Shake Baby Names FREE (v. 1.5)

Tasteless Apps опубликовал приложение 2011-12-12
(обновлено 2011-12-12)

Shake Baby Names is an app which offers random baby name suggestions at the shake of your phone. By hitting Menu -> Options, names can be filtered on category, gender, starting letter and name length. Best of all, Shake Baby Names allows you to enter your own last name to see the complete baby name as it would appear on the birth certificate. Check out Shake Baby Names PRO for over 30,000 names!

Included categories in this LITE version are Popular names of the 1920's, Popular names of the century, twin  boy and twin girl names, hipster names, etc.

Other features include a five-star rating system that allows you to organize your favorites, and a history list of the last names you viewed. You can also add your own name ideas to your favorites list.

To get started, simply type in the last name (optional) and shake your phone!