Приложения разработчика SimpoWare в Android Market

Mack Daddy Helper (v. 1.5)

SimpoWare опубликовал приложение 2011-10-04
(обновлено 2011-10-04)

Funny Pick Up Lines that'll have you laugh so hard... you may wet yourself! Not getting enough phone numbers from girls? Lack of dating activities in your life? Well, my friend, Mack Daddy Helper is here to change your dating life! Mack Daddy Helper generates pick up lines to increase your swagger. It's a confident booster to get more ladies.

• Over 200 pick up lines.
• You can select the pick up lines by sequence or randomly.
• No same pick up lines will ever appear twice in the same cycle.

Ready to become a true Mack Daddy? Stop reading and start downloading! You will master all the hottest pick up lines in no time. Get your swagger up!

keyword: mack daddy helper, pickup lines, pick up lines, pick up line, pickup line, pickup girls, pick up girl, hot pickup line, stupid pickup line, funny pickup line, get girls, get ladies, how to talk to girls, girl phone number, gentleman, guys confident, pick up lines, best pick up line, pick up lines, pickup, funny, jokes, joke, macking, making, swagger, swag, simpo, simpoware,pick up lines, pick up, jokes, flirt, flirt tip, flirt tips, pickup lines, pick up line, simpoware, simpo, free app, free pick up lines, free pickup lines, free pickup line, free app, best app, funniest app, best app

OMG Kung Fu Sounds! (v. 1.1)

SimpoWare опубликовал приложение 2011-09-20
(обновлено 2011-09-20)

Do you like watching those Kung Fu movies? Do you like making those those Kung Fu sound effects with your voice? Well, my friend, you no longer need to make those Kung Fu sounds with your voice anymore. OMG Kung Fu Sounds will generate those cool Kung Fu SFX for  you!

• There are 8 Kung Fu sound effects total.
• Play up to 5 sounds at once.
• You can rapidly tap the buttons multiple times to create fast intense Kung Fu sounds.

Big thanks to Mike Koenig at soundbible.com for his fabulous sounds!

keyword: omg kung fu sounds, kung fu sound, funny sounds, funny sound, annoying sounds, annoying sound, cool sounds, cool sound, omg sounds, omg sound, simpo, simpoware

Random Message (v. 1.6)

SimpoWare опубликовал приложение 2011-09-07
(обновлено 2011-09-07)

Want to be really random? Never know what type of messages you'll get? Well, my friend you are in luck today because Random Message App is here to kill your boredom.

• Read unlimited random messages from around the world.
• Users can create their own message and post it world wide.
• All messages will be review by us to ensure each message offers something unique, humor, facts, tips, etc.

Well are you waiting for? Download this cool one of a kind randomness app to expect the unexpected!

keywords: random message, message, free message, funny message, stupid message, cool message, international message, randomness, simpo, simpoware

WTF Test (v. 1.2)

SimpoWare опубликовал приложение 2011-08-22
(обновлено 2011-08-22)

Hey you, yes I'm talking to you. Did you ever experience a WTF moment? Maybe you seen someone's WTF facial expression? Whether it's you or someone, those WTF moment are priceless. Now, you can experience WTF moment through this android app.

WTF Test is an app that generates random WTF questions. The test will randomly ask you 10 WTF questions. I'm sure at least one of the question will make you say, WTF!

• As of 02/26/2011, there are total 15 WTF questions.
• Although the questions are randomized, the same question will never appear twice during the test.
• The WTF questions is created by the developers, but we encourage users to submit WTF questions to us.

So are you ready for WTF moment? Read no more and download this app now! WTF are you waiting for? =)

keyword: wtf, wtf test, funny, weird, stupid, retard, what the @#$%, joke, free joke, free test, stupid test, simpo, simpoware,funny, fuck, wtf, wat the fuck, fuk, silly, moron, idiot, test, exam, wtf, funny test, funny exam, free wtf, popular, best, free apps, free app, popuplar app, best app, best apps, funniest app, top apps

OMG Annoying Sounds! (v. 2.1)

SimpoWare опубликовал приложение 2011-08-17
(обновлено 2011-08-17)

OMG Annoying Sounds generate super annoying sounds to piss people off. It'll make them scream, "OMG, argh!" Great prank on your friend who is watching TV, reading a book, talking on the phone, etc

Features:
• Can play up to 8 annoying sounds at once.
• All 8 annoying sounds are displayed in one screen.
• User-Friendly interface to let user mix and match annoying sounds to produce different sound effects.
• Play and pause individual sound on the fly.
• Play annoying sounds in background mode. (The victim will not know which app the sound is coming from. All sounds can be disabled when you go back into the app and turn all buttons to green or exit the app.)

Big thanks to Mike Koenig, KevanGC, UncleKornicob and everyone I missed at soundbible.com for their outstanding sounds!

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any damages including Friend Smacking you on the face, hearing loss, making your pets go crazy, turning a sane person to insane or any damages at all.

Please use common sense and good judgment on the location and people you want to prank. Don't blame me if you get beat-up! Stop reading and download now! Don't forget to rate this app 5 stars!

Tagged: omg annoying, annoying sound, annoying sounds, free sounds, funny sounds, annoying noises, prank, simpo, simpoware, prank, joke, jokes, very funny, stupid, retard, best, top, free app, joke app, funny app, stupid app, retard app, annoyin app, super fun, super, stupid, haha, annoyings, annoy, annying

Kinky Foreplay Pro (v. 1.2)

SimpoWare опубликовал приложение 2011-07-13
(обновлено 2011-07-13)

For a limited time only, this app is on sale for $3.99. Includes all the features from Kinky Foreplay with more positions and safe words.

Do you have a dull sex life and want to spice things up? Well, my friend you are in luck! Kinky Foreplay is a free full version app to help spice up your sex life. It generates random foreplay for both gender, female and male.

• There are over 120 kinky foreplay for both genders.
• There are over 30 safe words. Safe word is needed because the action may get too intense for you to handle. When you verbally say the safe word, the action stops.
• All foreplay and safe words are truly randomized. It'll never twice in the same cycle.

While we are working on the next version, you can start downloading this app to step up your sex game. Who knows, you may even get better sleep.

Kinky Foreplay (v. 1.8)

SimpoWare опубликовал приложение 2011-06-22
(обновлено 2011-06-22)

Warning: This app is very kinky and it's not recommended for sensitive individual. If you're type of the person who gets grossed out easily, please do not download.  

Do you have a dull sex life and want to spice things up? Well, my friend you are in luck! Kinky Foreplay is a free app to help spice up your sex life. It generates random foreplay for both gender, female and male.

• There are over 50 kinky foreplay for both genders.
• There are over 10 safe words. Safe word is needed because the action may get too intense for you to handle. When you verbally say the safe word, the action stops.
• All foreplay and safe words are truly randomized. It'll never twice in the same cycle.
• No annoying advertisement.

While we are working on the next version, you can start downloading this app to step up your sex game. Who knows, you may even get better sleep.