Приложения разработчика RoessingDev в Android Market

Jersey Shore Smoosh Locator (v. 1.2)

RoessingDev опубликовал приложение 2012-07-10
(обновлено 2012-07-10)

Jersey shore app lets you tilt your phone to describe a guy the DTS Locator. Okay, ladies... you're out at the club with your friends and the music is blaring. They want to know what's up with the new dude you've been dancing with. Just point your phone and tilt it slightly to describe him. From far left to far right the meter reads "Loser", "Fugazi", "Dork", "Smooshable", "Guido", "Juicehead", and lastly, "Gorilla Juicehead!!!" The alarm will sound when you tilt to "Gorilla Juicehead!!!".

A really funny app for some huge laughs with your Jersey Shore lovin' gal pals.

GayDar Extreme (v. 1.4)

RoessingDev опубликовал приложение 2012-06-04
(обновлено 2012-06-04)

Gay-Dar is a simple joke you can play on your friends. By tilting your phone, the results will change and show you different levels of gayness or straightness. Once you hit "Totally Gay!!!" a loud siren will sound.

This app is purely for fun. It will not tell you if a person is really gay or straight. Please use wisely.

The idea of a Gay-Dar is from "the office" tv series where Jim Halpert plays a joke on his coworker Dwight, claiming that a Gay Dar is being sold at the Sharper Image.

Jersey Shore DTF Locator (v. 1.4)

RoessingDev опубликовал приложение 2012-06-02
(обновлено 2012-06-02)

Jersey shore app lets you tilt your phone to describe a girl on the DTF Locator. Just tilt your phone slightly to describe a girl to your buddies on the Jersey Shore DTF Locator. From far left to far right the meter reads "Grenade!!!", "Pig", "Six Pack", "Hot", "Smokin Hot" and "DTF!!!". Don't worry, when you tilt far left to "Grenade!!!", the alarm will sound to alert the infantry that you are under a grenade attack. They'll know the sound and come runnin to disarm it.

Easily track the buffalo and hippos with your friends. Alert them of what's approaching.

This app can also be a great ice breaker with good looking girls. A really fun app that can help you give a gorgeous girl a compliment.

Just point and tilt and let the laughs begin!

What's For Lunch? (v. 1.4)

RoessingDev опубликовал приложение 2011-09-28
(обновлено 2011-09-28)

Hey, what’s for lunch?  Can’t decide?  Ask Gary. He’s a fun little monkey, spinning a classic bingo machine filled with ping pong balls that randomly selects a restaurant for you, using your zip code of choice. Otherwise, you can view a whole list of restaurants.

Check out information on the restaurant, get driving directions based on your GPS location, and more.
But most of all pay close attention to what’s behind Gary the Monkey. Gary’s surroundings are randomly selected and will keep you guessing, laughing, and returning.