Приложения разработчика Pazacta в Android Market

Funny Knock Knock Jokes (v. 1.0)

Pazacta опубликовал приложение 2013-01-12
(обновлено 2013-01-12)

Funny Knock Knock Jokes - Best and funniest collection of awesome knock-knock jokes.
Knock knock! Who's there?
App!
App who?
App of really funny Knock Knock jokes!

Save your favorite jokes and share with your friends.
Send jokes via SMS or email.
Share jokes on Facebook.
Twit best jokes on Twitter.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police please stop saying those hilarious knock knock jokes.

Free jokes app for Facebook status updates, funny quotes and sayings, humorous jokes, Jokes for kids, best free jokes, funny party jokes, family friendly quotes and jokes,  laugh for free with your kids.

The Best Yo Momma Jokes (v. 31.10.11)

Pazacta опубликовал приложение 2013-01-03
(обновлено 2013-01-03)

The funnies Yo Momma Jokes ever, carefully collected for your fun. Fat momma, ugly mama jokes, pore momma, Yo momma so dumb, only the best yo momma jokes.

Bookmark your favorite jokes,
Send joke sms (text message)
Send funny joke email.

Yo mama jokes are a special type of one-liner jokes that mostly begin with ’Yo Mama’s so...’
It is derived from the insulting of one’s mother (or a suitable alternate relative) in an American accent.
The initial, Yo Mama (Your mother) can be combined with most types of insults which are suggestive of stupid or foolish behavior : Your momma’s so poor she can’t even pay attention!

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101 Best Funny Jokes (v. 30.10.11)

Pazacta опубликовал приложение 2013-01-02
(обновлено 2013-01-02)

Best 101 funny jokes - the funniest latest jokes collection.
Unlike other joke apps, which may try to attract you with the quantity of jokes, 101 Funny Jokes  contains only funnies jokes and anecdotes, that have been deemed worthy of a laugh.
This best jokes ever collection caters to all humor and contains jokes across all humour categories:
animal jokes, short and long jokes, famous jokes about love, bar jokes, blonde jokes, funny computer  IT jokes, one-line funny quotes and jokes, police, religious, on-liner adult jokes, men and women jokes, lawyer jokes, small jokes, I.T. and computer jokes,  Knock Knock jokes, laugh or die funny anecdotes, make you laugh medical office and geek/nerd jokes, clean and funny quotes. You and your friends will love to laugh at funniest dirty and not so jokes, the best prank jokes, top humor jokes sms. Learn how to be funny with this hilarious and funniest humorous laugh in jokes.
Add best laugher jokes to favorites.
Share your favorite jokes free via SMS, text message or email with your friends.
SD card installation.

A joke (or gag) is a phrase or a paragraph with a humorous twist. It can be in many different forms, such as a question or short story. To achieve this end, jokes may employ irony, sarcasm, word play and other devices. Jokes may have a punchline that will end the sentence to make it humorous.

A practical joke or prank differs from a spoken one in that the major component of the humour is physical rather than verbal (for example placing salt in the sugar bowl).

Jokes have been a part of human culture since at least 1900 BC. According to research conducted by Dr Paul McDonald of the University of Wolverhampton, a fart joke from ancient Sumer is currently believed to be the world's oldest known joke.Britain's oldest joke, meanwhile, is a 1,000-year-old double-entendre that can be found in the Codex Exoniensis.
“A barber, a bald man and an absent minded professor take a journey together. They have to camp overnight, so decide to take turns watching the luggage. When it's the barber's turn, he gets bored, so amuses himself by shaving the head of the professor. When the professor is woken up for his shift, he feels his head, and says "How stupid is that barber? He's woken up the bald man instead of me.”

Psychology of jokes:
Why people laugh at jokes has been the subject of serious academic study, examples being:
    * Immanuel Kant, in Critique of Judgement (1790) states that "Laughter is an effect that arises if a tense expectation is transformed into nothing." Here is Kant's 220-year old joke and his analysis:

    An Englishman at an Indian's table in Surat saw a bottle of ale being opened, and all the beer, turned to froth, rushed out. The Indian, by repeated exclamations, showed his great amazement. - Well, what's so amazing in that? asked the Englishman. - Oh, but I'm not amazed at its coming out, replied the Indian, but how you managed to get it all in. - This makes us laugh, and it gives us a hearty pleasure. This is not because, say, we think we are smarter than this ignorant man, nor are we laughing at anything else here that it is our liking and that we noticed through our understanding. It is rather that we had a tense expectation that suddenly vanished...

Magic ball (v. 24.10.11)

Pazacta опубликовал приложение 2012-12-29
(обновлено 2012-12-29)

Magic ball. Guessing your thoughts and checking your logic.
Let the "Magic ball" to read your mind.


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Amazing Cats pictures (v. 7.3.12)

Pazacta опубликовал приложение 2012-12-26
(обновлено 2012-12-26)

All cat breeds in one hot image gallery. Brows for cute kittens photos. Over 800 HD images of cats.

The cat (Felis catus), also known as the domestic cat or housecat to distinguish it from other felids and felines, is a small, usually furry, domesticated, carnivorous mammal that is valued by humans for its companionship and for its ability to hunt vermin and household pests. Cats have been associated with humans for at least 9,500 years, and are currently the most popular pet in the world. Owing to their close association with humans, cats are now found almost everywhere in the world.

Cats are similar in anatomy to the other felids, with strong, flexible bodies, quick reflexes, sharp retractable claws, and teeth adapted to killing small prey. As nocturnal predators, cats use their acute hearing and ability to see in near darkness to locate prey. Not only can cats hear sounds too faint for human ears, they can also hear sounds higher in frequency than humans can perceive. This is because the usual prey of cats (particularly rodents such as mice) make high frequency noises, so the hearing of the cat has evolved to pinpoint these faint high-pitched sounds. Cats also have a much better sense of smell than humans.

Despite being solitary hunters, cats are a social species and use a variety of vocalizations, pheromones and types of body language for communication. These include meowing, purring, trilling, hissing, growling, and grunting.

Cats have a rapid breeding rate. Under controlled breeding, they can be bred and shown as registered pedigree pets, a hobby known as cat fancy. Failure to control the breeding of pet cats by spaying and neutering and the abandonment of former household pets has resulted in large numbers of feral cats worldwide, with a population of up to 60 million of these animals in the United States alone.

Cats breeds pics in this photo-gallery:
Abyssinian,
     Aegean cat,
     Australian Mist,
     American Polydactyl,
     American Bobtail,
     American Curl,
     American Longhair,
     American Shorthair,
     American Wirehair,
     Asian (cat),
     Asian Semi-longhair,
     Balinese,
     Bambino (cat),
     Bengal,
     Birman,
     Bombay,
     Brazilian Shorthair,
     British Shorthair,
     British Longhair,
     Burmese,
     Burmilla,
     California Spangled Cat,
     Chantilly / Tiffany,
     Chartreux,
     Chausie,
     Cheetoh,
     Colorpoint Shorthair,
     Cornish Rex,
     Cymric,
     Devon Rex,
     Domestic shorthair cat,
     Donskoy or Don Sphynx,
     Dragon Li,
     Egyptian Mau,
     European Shorthair,
     Exotic Shorthair,
     German Rex,
     Havana Brown,
     Himalayan / Colorpoint Persian,
     Japanese Bobtail,
     Javanese,
     Korat,
     Kurilian Bobtail,
     LaPerm,
     Maine Coon,
     Manx,
     Minskin,
     Munchkin,
     Nebelung,
     Napolean (cat),
     Norwegian Forest Cat,
     Ocicat,
     Ojos Azules,
     Oregon Rex,
     Oriental Bicolour,
     Oriental Shorthair,
     Oriental Longhair,
     Persian,
     Peterbald,
     Pixie-bob,
     Ragamuffin,
     Ragdoll,
     Russian Blue,
     Russian White, Black and Tabby,
     Savannah,
     Scottish Fold,
     Selkirk Rex,
     Serengeti cat,
     Siamese,
     Siberian,
     Singapura,
     Snowshoe,
     Sokoke,
     Somali,
     Sphynx,
     Thai / Old-style Siamese,
     Tonkinese,
     Toyger,
     Turkish Angora,
     Turkish Van / Vankedisi,
     Ukrainian Levkoy,
     Ussuri,
     York Chocolate Cat.

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Brain Fitness (v. 30.10.11)

Pazacta опубликовал приложение 2012-08-28
(обновлено 2012-08-28)

Brain Fitness – An interesting brain puzzle game.
Improve your observation, focus, concentration and memory skills.
Challenge your brain in infinite difficulty levels.
Good workout to keep your brain in shape.

Brain Fitness is good logic, mathematic puzzle. It is a great brain workout, math exercise, IQ test, logic game, mental workout, brain puzzle, mathematics game, brain teaser, IQ tester, educational puzzle, party game, game for adults, game for children and family game.
If you love to play card games, or tile games like brain age, brain challenge, scrabble, mahjong, dominoes; or strategy games like checkers and chess, you mast  have this fun math puzzle game.

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Brain Trainer Game (v. 28.10.11)

Pazacta опубликовал приложение 2012-08-28
(обновлено 2012-08-28)

Brain Trainer - Improve your memory and attention and math skills with this three brain trainer game.
Speed up your ability to perform calculations quickly. Improve focus and concentration.
Your goal is to calculate the flying numbers at given time.
Each new level adds a new challenge to your brain cells.
Play this game and train your brain to boost overall mental power and performance. So why don't you take your brain cells for a walk and give them some exercise.
    
Tags: brain, brain games, brain game, brain trainer, logic exercises, math trainer, math games, memory brain exercises, math game, IQ test, mathematics, mind game, brain puzzle, free puzzles, game for kid, smart games, IQ exercises. Brain workout app.

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Sex Tests for Women (v. 2.1)

Pazacta опубликовал приложение 2012-08-28
(обновлено 2014-09-18)

Test your sexual apeal, find out how attractive you are or what kind of orgasm do you have? Maybe your sex life need a little improvement?
The sex tests are for Women only.

This application does't  contains nudity, graphic sex acts or images, or sexually explicit material.

100 facts about Justin Bieber (v. 25.10.11)

Pazacta опубликовал приложение 2012-08-28
(обновлено 2012-08-28)

All you ever wanted to know about Justin Bieber.
Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian pop/R&B singer-songwriter and actor. Justin Bieber was discovered in 2008 by Scooter Braun, who happened to come across Bieber's videos on YouTube and later became his manager. Braun arranged for him to meet with Usher in Atlanta, Georgia, and Bieber was soon signed to Raymond Braun Media Group (RBMG), a joint venture between Braun and Usher, and then to a recording contract with Island Records offered by L.A. Reid. His debut single, "One Time", released worldwide in 2009, peaked in the top ten in Canada and charted in the top thirty in several international markets. His debut release, My World, followed on November 17, 2009, and was eventually certified platinum in the United States. He became the first artist to have seven songs from a debut album chart on the Billboard Hot 100.

Bieber has been nominated and awarded numerous accolades over the past few years, winning Artist of the Year at the 2010 American Music Awards, and being nominated for Best New Artist and Best Pop Vocal Album at the 53rd Grammy Awards, among others. Bieber is considered a teen idol, and has been subject to acclaim from fans, as well as criticism and controversy from matters concerning his popularity and image.

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Math Genius Brain Trainer (v. 15.10.11)

Pazacta опубликовал приложение 2012-06-23
(обновлено 2012-06-23)

Math Genius Trainer – An addictive math brain puzzle game.
Boost your brain skills. Improve your observation, focus, concentration and memory abilities.
Challenge your brain in infinite levels, speed up your ability to perform calculation quickly.
Bring out the hidden genius in you with this mathematic exercises.
Amazing app to keep the brain in shape.
Fun way to solve math problems.

Math Genius Trainer is one of the best mathematic, logic puzzles and mind games available! It is a great brain exercise, math workout, IQ test, logic games, mental workout, brain puzzle, mathematics game, brain teaser, educational puzzle, party game, game for adults, game for children and family game. If you love to play card games, or tile games like scrabble, mahjong, dominoes; or strategy games like checkers and chess, you will love to play this fun math puzzle game.
The human brain is able to continually adapt and rewire itself, even at an old age, it can grow new neurons. Severe mental decline is usually caused by diseasess, whereas most age-related losses in memory or motor skills simply result from inactivity and a lack of mental exercise and stimulation. In other words, use it or lose it. And this is your chance to use it, in this brain exercise.
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