Приложения разработчика Not Quite Porn в Android Market

Mobile Vibrators Pro (v. 1.2)

Not Quite Porn опубликовал приложение 2011-08-09
(обновлено 2011-08-09)

The ultimate dildo app. Who says your phone can't do everything!!!

Are you sick of your boyfriend being to drunk or tired to sex you up? This app has all the sex toys you need. Are you a guy and need a little help pleasing your lady? Then this vibrator app is here to help. You'll be giving her multiple orgasms in no time. She will think you're a sex machine when you throw these sex toys into the mix. With over twenty different orgasm producing sex toys, you can't go wrong. Each vibrator setting has its own sex toy pic.


!!!!Adults Only!!! If you are looking for a family friendly version of a dildo app, this isn't it. There are plenty of other non adult sex toy apps on the market to download.

Wheel Of Shots (v. 1.0)

Not Quite Porn опубликовал приложение 2011-06-23
(обновлено 2011-06-23)

Flick the screen with your finger to spin the wheel and drink the shot it lands on. Makes for a great drinking game. Be creative and make up your own rules

Has The Following Brands of liquor
Jack Daniels Whiskey
Beefeater Gin
Captain Morgans Rum
Fire Water
Jose Cuervo Tequila
Rumpleminze
Blackberry Brandy
Absolut Vodka
Jim Beam
Dr. Mcgillicuddy's
Jeager
Southern Comfort

Asian Sex Soundboard (v. 1.4)

Not Quite Porn опубликовал приложение 2011-06-12
(обновлено 2011-06-12)

Asian Sex Soundboard for all the asian girls lovers out there.

Asian Soundboard App with tons of sexy asian girl sounds of oriental women having orgasms and climaxing. Each sound has a sexy pic of a hot asian girl

Coming Soon: Able to save as free ringtones, alarms, and notifications

If you enjoy this app, please support by clicking on an ad. It helps support future development of updates and improvements and most of all more sounds!!!

!!!ADULTS ONLY - 18+!!!
Does not contain xxx,porn,nudity,porn

Horns of Plenty (v. 1.1)

Not Quite Porn опубликовал приложение 2011-06-08
(обновлено 2011-06-08)

The ultimate air horn app. A different picture for each horn sound. There are plenty of uses for this air horn app. Use an air horn to scare your friends. Use an air horn to wake up that special someone. Use an air horn to to cheer on your favorite team. Use an air horn to annoy people.

Some of the horns are
Fog Horn
Air Horn
Car Horn
Bike Horn
Train Horn

and many more

Mobile Kegels (v. 2.0)

Not Quite Porn опубликовал приложение 2011-06-05
(обновлено 2011-06-05)

Kegel Exercise Timer. The ultimate kegel exercise companion. Are you tired of counting in your head or using a stopwatch to do your kegel exercises? Then this is the perfect app for you. Allows you to choose from preprogrammed exercises or create custom exercises from the easy to use interface. Choose, number of reps, clench time and relax time. Sound and vibrations let you know when it is time to clench and relax. You can turn the sounds and virbations on/off

Kegel exercises are known to have numerous health benefits for both men and women.

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Benefits for women.

# Make it easier for you to reach orgasm.

# Increase the intensity of your orgasms as the muscles you're exercising are the same used during orgasm.

# Make your vagina more sensitive (you'll feel more). When squeezing you'll feel your partner much better inside. It will simply heighten your sexual satisfaction.

# Size will really not matter as you will get tighter - perfect toner for after child birth

# Your confidence will soar. Never again be nervous the first time you make love with a new partner, wondering what he will think of you as a sexual partner.

# You can be proud of your vaginal control (just like one can be proud of one's body).

# Prevent prolapse and incontinence.

# Make childbirth easier and your muscles will regain more quickly after the birth.

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Benefits for men

#Enhanced sexual response

#Reduction in premature ejaculation

#Control of urinary incontinence

#Alleviation of the pain and swelling associated with prostate problems

Mobile Vibrators (v. 1.8)

Not Quite Porn опубликовал приложение 2011-05-20
(обновлено 2011-05-20)

The ultimate vibrator app
Are you sick of your boyfriend being to drunk or tired to perform? Then you need to get yourself this mobile vibrator app. Are you a guy and need a little help pleasing your lady? Then mobile vibrators is here to help. You'll be giving her multiple orgasms in no time. She will think you're a porn star when you throw this vibrator app into the mix. With ten different orgasm producing vibrator settings, you can't go wrong. Each vibrator setting has its own vibrator pic.

!!!!Adults Only!!! If you are looking for a family friendly version of a vibrator app, this isn't it. There are plenty of other non porn vibrator apps on the market to download.

Erotic Tales Soundboard (v. 1.3)

Not Quite Porn опубликовал приложение 2011-05-18
(обновлено 2011-05-18)

Soundboard App of sexy women telling erotic porn tales of their sex adventures.

Listen to sexy women tell of their lesbian romps, threesomes, steamy nights and more.

There is a sexy pic of a hot girl for each sound.

Note: To stop playback of a sound early, press menu and click on the stop playback button.

Coming Soon: Save as ringtones, notifications, and alarms

!!!ADULTS ONLY!!!

Most Interesting Man in World (v. 1.4)

Not Quite Porn опубликовал приложение 2011-05-17
(обновлено 2011-05-17)

Soundboard / Ringtones of Dos Equis The Most Interesting Man in the World portryed by Jonathan Goldsmith.

Notes:
Press phone menu key for more options
--Stop Playback Early
--Help
--More Sounds
Long Click A Sound for the following options
--Add to Ringtones
--Add to Alarms
--Add to Notifications
--Set as Default Ringtone
--Set as Default Notification
--Set as Default Alarm

If you enjoy this app, please support by clicking on an ad. It helps support future development of updates and improvements.

Be sure to check out my other applications. You may also like my Bud Light Real Men of Genius Apps

Real Men of Genius Vol2 Sounds (v. 1.6)

Not Quite Porn опубликовал приложение 2011-05-16
(обновлено 2011-05-16)

Real Men of Genius Soundboard / Ringtones Volume 2

Over 50 full length Bud Light Beer Real Men of Genius commercials. To keep the file size of the app reasonable, I split the sounds into two apps.
Each app contains over 50 full length commercials for over 100 total sounds which you can use as free ring tones. Able to install to sd card.

To get volume 1 view my other applications. I also have a Dos Equis The Most Interesting Man in the World app.

If you enjoy this app, please support by clicking on an ad. It helps support future development of updates and improvements.

Notes:
Press phone menu key for more options
--Stop Playback Early
--Help
--More Sounds
Long Click A Sound for the following options
--Add to Ringtones
--Add to Alarms
--Add to Notifications
--Set as Default Ringtone
--Set as Default Notification
--Set as Default Alarm



Volume 2 contains the following full length commercials

inspirational poster writer
jelly donut filler
king of the karaoke mic
kiss me i am irish pin wearer
losing locker room reporter
mail order bride orderer
major highway line painter
major league infield raker
male football cheerleader
miniature train modeler
moped souper upper
movie theater ticket ripper  
multi colored sweater wearer
next day carpet installer
nosebleed seat section guy
nudist colony activity coordinator
outside the stadium peanut seller
over the top carb counter
over zealous foulball catcher
parade float driver
paranoid of the ocean guy
parking attendant flashlight
pet toy designer
pickled pigs feet eater
pit crew water bottle squirt
pro football coach cord carr
pro wrestling wardrobe desig
profesional figure skater
professional movie extra guy
putt putt golf course design
really bad toupee wearer
really big pet snake owner
really really really bad dancer
really stinky breath breather
restroom toilet paper refiller
silent killer gas passer
souvenir snow globe maker  
sports fan face painter
supermarket deli meat slicer
supermarket free sample guy
supermarket produce putter
tiny dog clothing manufacturer
tiny thong bikini wearer
jean shorts inventor
male fur coat wearer
pro sports heckler guy
push up bra inventor
tuxedo shop tux renter
wrecking ball operator
underwear inspector
used car lot auto salesman
way too much cologne wearer
wedding band guitar player

Real Men Of Genius Vol1 Sounds (v. 1.4)

Not Quite Porn опубликовал приложение 2011-05-16
(обновлено 2011-05-16)

Real Men of Genius Soundboard / Ringtones Volume 1
Over 50 full length Bud Light Beer Real Men of Genius commercials. To keep the file size of the app reasonable, I split the sounds into two apps. Each app contains over 50 full length commercials for over 100 total sounds which you can use as free ringtones. Able to install to sd card.

Notes:
Press phone menu key for more options
--Stop Playback Early
--Help
--More Sounds
Long Click A Sound for the following options
--Add to Ringtones
--Add to Alarms
--Add to Notifications
--Set as Default Ringtone
--Set as Default Notification
--Set as Default Alarm

To get volume two view my other applications. I also have a Dos Equis The Most Interesting Man in the World app.

If you enjoy this app, please support by clicking on an ad. It helps support future development of updates and improvements.

Volume 1 contains the following full length commercials
after halloween costume shop
airline meal chef
airport baggage handler
all you can eat buffett inventor
athletic grion protector
backyard bug zapper inventor
baseball designated hitter
basketball court sweat wiper
bass plaque maker
bathroom stall dirty joke writer
beach metal detector guy
boombox carrying rollerskate
bowling shoe giver outer
ceremonial first ball throwe
chinese food delivery guy
cruise ship entertainer
department store mannequin dresser
discount airline pilot guy
dishonest cable tv hooker up
driving range ball picker up
egg nog inventor
fake tatoo inventor
fancy coffee shop coffee pourer
footlong hotdog inventor
fortune cookie fortune writer
furniture assembly manual writer
gangsta rapper posse member
garden gnome maker
horse drawn carriage driver
hot stock tip giver outer
giant pink inflatable gorilla
giant pocketknife inventor
giant taco salad inventor
golfball washer inventor
grocery store cart wrangler
handlebar mustache wearer
hawaiian shirt pattern designer
hollywood plastic surgeon
homemade pontoon boat maker
humongous pumpkin grower guy
bumper sticker writer
camouflage suit maker
cargo pants designer
centerfold retoucher
company computer guy
discount suit salesman
edible underwear maker
gasoline bbq starter
in the car nose picker
eighty spf sunblock wearer
giant foam finger maker