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Confused Sentences (v. 1.0)
http://hjarpe.se/android-apps/index.html опубликовал приложение 2011-10-17
(обновлено 2011-10-17)
An app primary for fun, but you may, for example, use it when you flirt, (but always think before you speak, that's just a good advice). Or you may find this app very useful to inspire you to write some awesome, new and creative rock music lyric. ( Note: If you need some words to rhyme in that lyric, then the app MayBeRhymes is also recommended). For each press on a button, rapidly a new and more or less confusing, or funny sentence, is the output. Note: No need for any network connection to display each sentence! In each displayed sentence, some of the words are randomized from a data base containing more than 4400 common and normally used english words. This app will therefore be able to display a very huge number of variations of different sentences, using rather unique combinations of words. A history list of all the sentences created so far in each session, may be displayed with ease. You may optionally also mail all the sentences, or store them inside for example your mailbox 'drafts' folder, using your already installed and configured mail application. (The mail application that you normally already use on your cell phone). Many of these sentences have probably never before been spoken or written, on this earth! Therefore you may find them both confusing and funny! Many of these sentences are probably very hard to "invent", without using this app. Here are examples of sentences that this app may output, (some of them maybe a little crude):
"You are so romantic, I love your cares."
"Your berries are like even growths, in the able underwear."
"If you listen, then this teaching is like some materialistic trouble."
"These loves are like afterthoughts atop sophisticated muscles.
"You are so annoying, I love your effects."
"Well, wink me in the tins and wrap shyly, that you do bounce me wiry."
"You are so bent, I love your libraries."
If you like some of these sentences, then this app really is something for you! Some sentences may confuse you, others may amuse you, some may put a smile on your face, others could make you laugh, and some may perhaps offend you, or other persons. The latter is of course not the primary intention with this app, but it’s a possible result, just because of the totally uncontrolled randomization process that are used for to create each sentence. The semantic of solemn words from the database should be harmless, but their semantic, when combined randomly, may be not. If you are easily offended, you are hereby warned, to not use this app at all! A good final advice: Always think before you speak or write a sentence made by this app! You never know what good old random will create, do you? So, always use this app along with it's sentences, at your own risk..., but remember, always have fun! :)
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US$1.30
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