Приложения разработчика Cramzy в Android Market

18,000 COOL JOKES (v. 1.6)

Cramzy опубликовал приложение 2011-11-26
(обновлено 2011-11-26)

WANNA PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE?

FIND THE FUNNIEST JOKES HERE!

Have you ever been in a company through friends and family, telling each other jokes? 18,000 COOL JOKES is an app that will always give you more and more jokes to tell and laugh. And if you just feel like wasting 5 minutes, you can always open 18000 Cool Jokes and put the smile on :)
We are happy to present to you, the funniest app for Android!

EXAMPLES

An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man.
“What are you doing” he shouted.
To which his wife said to her lover
“See, I told you he was stupid.”
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A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says:
- Dang, why are you drinking so fast?
- You would be drinking fast if you had what I have.
- What do you have?
- 75 cents.
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Q: Why did God create man before woman?
A: He didn’t want any advice.
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A blonde call the fire department, because her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and she replies: “Duh, big red truck!!!”
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A little girl asked Santa “Santa, send me a sister.”
Santa said “On one condition, send me your mother”

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OVERVIEW
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We have created the most advanced jokes application to give you jokes for your taste. With an intelligent algorithm considering your ratings and other people’s ratings, 18 000 COOL JOKES shows you the next joke you will like, and now you don’t have to read the same joke twice.

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FEATURES
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* Easy PREV/NEXT navigation
* Shake detection for a random joke
* Rate jokes online

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QUANTITIES
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* 18,000+ jokes – no internet connection required
* 49 categories – for anyone and any taste
* 50 best rated jokes – daily and weekly

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SHARING
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* Facebook
* Twitter
* E-mail
* Copy to clipboard

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SECTIONS & FILTERS
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* Favorites section for your favorite jokes
* Kids safe with Adult filter
* Filter by length – short/medium/long
* Settings section accessible from within the app
* Search jokes by keywords

Enjoy!

23,000 GREAT QUOTES (v. 2.9)

Cramzy опубликовал приложение 2011-01-17
(обновлено 2012-01-07)

Wisdom spread through quotations all over the world and collected in a single place!
THE WORLD'S FINEST QUOTES COLLECTION!

"Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes.
The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them, disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them.
About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them. "

Find out what the greatest minds on Earth have said.

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EXAMPLES
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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
- Herm Albright
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There never was a good war or a bad peace.
- Benjamin Franklin
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Do not worry about your problems with mathematics, I assure you mine are far greater.
- Albert Einstein
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To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
- Ralph Emerson
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
- Mark Twain

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OVERVIEW
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23000 GREAT QUOTES features quotes from celebrities authors, politicians, philosophers, movies, books and more. It's the perfect application where you can find inspiration when you need it, helps you motivate a friend when he or she needs it, and where you find the most famous, wise and eternal thoughts that were ever said.

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QUANTITIES
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• 23,000+ quotes
• 7,000+ authors
• No internet connection required

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SECTIONS
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• Favorites section for your favorite quotes
• Search quotes by keywords
• Browse quotes by author
• More quotes by an author, with a single click

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SHARING
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• Facebook
• Twitter
• E-mail
• Copy to clipboard
• E-mail All Favorites

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COMMON FEATURES
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• Author info for most of the authors
• Easy PREV/NEXT navigation
• Beautiful and intuitive design

Enjoy!

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GET IN TOUCH
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Website: www.cramzy.com
Email: info@cramzy.com
Twitter: www.twitter.com/cramzy
Facebook: www.facebook.com/cramzy.fb
Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/23000GreatQuotes

23,000 GREAT QUOTES (v. 1.0)

Cramzy опубликовал приложение 2011-01-05
(обновлено 2011-01-05)

OVERVIEW
Quotes from celebrities authors, politicians, philosophers and more.

QUANTITIES
• 23,000+ quotes
• 7,000+ authors
• No internet connection required

FEATURES
• Author info for most of the authors
• Favorites section
• Search by keywords
• Browse by author
• More...

SHARING
• Facebook
• E-mail
• Copy to clipboard