Популярные развлекательные приложения в Android Market

Vtipy (v. 1.2)

Megabyte Bomb опубликовал приложение 2012-01-22
(обновлено 2014-02-09)

Nejlepší vtipy v kapse!

Zasmějte se! U nás najdete nejlepší vtipy a příběhy!

Tisíce skvělých vtipů, díky kterým bude váš den naprosto bez chyby! Čekáte na autobus?
Čekáte ve frontě? Nudíte se? Vyzkoušejte tuto aplikaci a zlepšete si náladu nebo rozesmějte svého kamaráda.

Vtipy jsou uspořádány do 19 kategorií: Blondýnky, Černý humor, Doktoři, Hádanky, Chuck Norris, Kameňáky, Lordi, Opilci, Pepíček, Počítače, Policajti, Politika, Rodina, Sex, Somálci, Škola, Ze života, Zvířátka, Ostatní.
Sdílejte je se svými přáteli přes e-mail, Facebook nebo Twitter.

Bavte se!

Příklady vtipů:

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Pepíček křičí: "Mami, to maso je hrozně tvrdý!"
Maminka odpoví: "Mlč a jez, vždyť víš, že byl dědeček starej!"

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Pepíček chce bratříčka tak jde do sexshopu říká:
"Já chci bratřítka."
Prodavač mu podá lahvičku s tabletama a dodává:
"Jednu tatínkovi ráno do kafe!"
Pepíček to tam nasype všecno, že bude mít víc bratříčků. Druhý den jde znovu do sexshopu chlap mu říká:
"Máš bratříčka?"
On: "No máma je těhotná, segra je těhotná, já si nemůžu sednout a pes nemůže do shodů."


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Co znamená jedno zrnko rýže na WC?
Že somálské dítě celou noc zvracelo.

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Je krásné ráno. Chlapeček se probouzí a vidí ve svém pokoji modrého králíka. "Kdo jsi?"
"Já jsem Azurit." "A co tu děláš?" "Kradu ti rifle."
"A budeš tady, až se rátím?" "No ty si asi vadnej, ne?"

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Americký doktor navštíví československou nemocnici a při prohlídce narazí na zamčenou místnost s nápisem AIDS .
Český doktor vysvětluje: "Tady máme pacienty s AIDS, dostávají třikrát denně palačinky."
"Palačinky?" diví se americký doktor, to je nějaká nová terapie?"
"Ne," odpoví český doktor, "ale je to to jediné, co se dá prostrčit pod dveřmi."

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Ať se vám líbí!

Ultimate Star Wars Blaster (v. 0.995)

Krzysztof Sprycha опубликовал приложение 2012-01-20
(обновлено 2012-01-20)

Ultimate Star Wars Blaster

The most detailed blaster simulation on market that brings you many ranged weapons from star wars!
Must have for StarWars fans along with lightsaber!

Stormtroopers weapon - E11 Blaster Rifle in your hands!
+ Thermal Detonator
+ A280 Blaster Rifle
+ Bowcaster
+ DL-44 - Han Solo's Heavy Blaster Pistol
+ Clone Troopers Blaster Rifle - DC-15A
+ Tusken Rifle, Ion Blaster, Geonosian sonic carbine
+ DC-15S Blaster Rifle
+ Defender sporting blaster pistol
+ Westar-34 Blaster
+ E-5 Blaster Rifle
+ EE-3 blaster carbine
More weapons will come!

Features:
- Famous E11, A280, E-5, DC-15A & DC-15S Blaster Rifles
- Wookie Bowcaster & Tusken Rifle
- DL-44, Defender Sporting & Westar-34 Blaster Pistol
- Thermal Detonator
- Great sound effects for all actions!
- Touch and accelerometer control!
- Customizable vibration feedback.
- Energy bar, reloading energy cells, different clip capacities
- Semi and full Auto firing mode
- Stun Mode for E11 ( "There's one! Set for stun! ;) )

Permissions:
*About READ PHONE STATE AND IDENTITY:
Some Motorola devices have factory bugs. These devices don't have unique IDs and this became a problem for ad networks, because they can't function without it. There is a workaround for this problem by using the PHONE IDENTITY permission. This permission is used only for getting a unique id. Nothing more.

Any feedback is more than welcome!

If you have any ideas, requests or problems do not hesitate to send me an email - contact is down on this site and in app.

If you like this app try also
my other apps - Ultimate Star Wars Lightsaber, Sword & Arrow.

Keywords: free, Blaster, wookie, rifle, e11, empire, stormtroopers, bowcaster, jedi, sith, lightsaber, weapon, gun, guns, pistol, force, space, galaxy, light saber, star wars, starwars.)

FooCat Live Wallpaper (v. 1.2.0)

sugitom опубликовал приложение 2012-01-20
(обновлено 2012-01-20)

This is a Live Wallpaper application.
The cat leads a  freewheeling life on your display.

When you double tap the cat, milk, food, cleaning tools, toys buttons are displayed.

Also, when you click the [SETTINGS] button, you can select your favorite cat and background.

About selectable background settings:
You can either select the FooCat Live Wallpaper's original background which you can customize or continue to use your current fixed wallpaper image*  for your FooCat background.
* (Only applicable to fixed wallpapers, not to live wallpapers.)

* Backgrounds for screenshot (Nohara, Living Room) are not included in this app.
Living Room : created by 幻覚猫（genkaku-neko）

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Installation Notes　

If your screen turns black after updating this live wallpaper application, please reset FooCat as follows:

Step One:
Set a different wallpaper (not the “FooCat Live Wallpaper”).  

Step Two:
Select and set the “FooCat Live Wallpaper” from your settings.

My cat app series : BathingCat

English version by who?me?romi!

Penis Size Calculator (v. ANDROID-20)

trustmobtech опубликовал приложение 2012-01-19
(обновлено 2014-02-05)

Ever wonder what's your friend or boyfriend penis size? Ever wonder who has bigger? It's not sick, it's totally normal! Most people wonder about those things, but too shy to simply compare or to use a regular ruler on your boyfriend.

Here comes this great application to help you and your friends! The interactive ruler in this application will estimate it using the scientific index finger to penis length correlation algorithm.

If you spotted wrong measurement please submit the real size by pressing the "Incorrect" button and entering the right values. We are constantly working on formula improvements and that statistics will help us. Thank you.

This application strongly related to sex, love, game, fun, toy and first of all of course joke.

*p.s. This application is rather stupid, but amusing. Designed for fun & as an educational tool only!

Comments are much appreciated!

Now with even more accurate measurement algorithm! Try it!

유행어 플레이어1 - 쇼, 오락 (v. 4.0.19)

JoyApp Factory опубликовал приложение 2012-01-19
(обновлено 2012-01-19)

화제의 유행어 "몰캉몰캉" 문자음을 받고 싶으신가요?

스타들의 유행어를 듣고 꾹 눌러 간편하게 알림음/벨소리/알람으로 저장하세요!

[다운로드가 잘 되지 않을 때 대처방법]
1. Wi-Fi 접속이 잘 안되는 장소인 경우, 사용 환경(장소)을 변경하여 다시 접속을 시도해 보시기 바랍니다.
2. 폰의 용량이 부족한 경우, 다운로드가 잘 되지 않을 수 있습니다. 필요 없는 어플을 삭제하시거나 파일을 정리해주세요.
3. 안드로이드 OS 버전 중 Froyo(2.2) 이전 버전은 앱이 내장 메모리에 저장됩니다. 따라서 내장 메모리의 용량이 부족하다면 앱이 설치되지 않습니다. 내장 메모리의 용량을 확인하시고, 여유 용량을 확보한 다음 다운로드 해 보시기 바랍니다. (Froyo(2.2)버전부터는 앱이 외장 메모리에 저장되므로 외장 메모리의 용량을 확인해 보시기 바랍니다.)
4. 앱 다운로드 도중 WiFi절전모드로 들어갈 경우, WiFi연결이 해제되어 다운로드가 안될 수도 있습니다. 폰에서 ‘절전 모드로 전환 안함’을 설정 후 다시 다운로드해 보시기 바랍니다.
5. 위 사항들에 해당하지 않는 경우, 폰을 껐다 켠 다음 다시 다운로드해 보시기 바랍니다.

[주의] 알림음 저장 기능은 SD카드가 있어야 지원되는 기능입니다. USB 연결 중에는 저장된 알림음이 울리지 않습니다.

- 어플에서 어떻게 에러가 나는지 자세히 메일로 알려주시면 수정에 많은 도움이 됩니다.

- 요청하고 싶은 유행어가 있으면 메일로 보내주세요. ^^

Shufflr - Video Discovery App (v. 1.8.0)

Althea Systems опубликовал приложение 2012-01-18
(обновлено 2012-01-18)

Shufflr is a cool social video app where videos will find you - spend less time searching and more time watching. Its the best way to discover, watch and talk about videos on your phone.

See what videos your friends on Facebook & Twitter are sharing. Check out our new social channels to see what your favourite celebs are watching now. Discover new users with similar tastes, get personalized video recommendations, trending videos & more.

Shufflr is everything you wanted from online video at one place. It sieves through millions of videos on the web and pulls in interesting videos using your social graph and smart learning algorithms.

초성Quiz온라인 (v. 1.5.8)

iEugene опубликовал приложение 2012-01-17
(обновлено 2014-02-01)

○제시되는 단어의 초성을 다른사람들과 함께 맞춰보세요!!

○사용법은 간단합니다!
나타나는 초성과 힌트를 보고 정답을 채팅창에 적어서 맞히는 게임!!

초성Quiz온라인을 이용하기 위해서는
인터넷에 연결되어 있어야합니다

지금 어서 즐겨보세요!!

(3G이용시 데이터요금이 초과되면
통화료가 발생될수 있습니다)

성격 유형 테스트 (v. 1.7)

Sogeuni опубликовал приложение 2012-01-14
(обновлено 2012-01-14)

간단한 문항으로 알아보는 성격테스트 입니다.

재미로만 테스트 하시고 정확한 검사는 전문가에게 의뢰하세요. :)

Se Coucher Moins Bête (v. 1.3)

Azurgate опубликовал приложение 2012-01-11
(обновлено 2012-01-11)

L'application pour briller en soirée ! Après avoir été un succès sur l'AppStore (plusieurs centaines de milliers de téléchargements payant), elle est enfin disponible sur l'Android Market, avec une interface pensée pour Android, le tout gratuitement.

Découvrez un millier d'anecdotes inédites, amusantes ou surprenantes sur tous les sujets : science, cinéma, musique, people, santé, histoire, sport, cuisine etc. nos anecdotes de la vie quotidienne vont vous étonner ! De nouvelles anecdotes sont ajoutées tous les jours sans exception (entre 2 et 4 par jour).

QUELQUES EXEMPLES
Saviez-vous que le trou sur les capuchon des stylos Bic sert à ne pas s'étouffer si on l'avale ?
Que le fondateur des chocolats Jeff de Bruges s'appelle en fait Philippe Jambon ?
Que le claquement que produit un fouet est un mini bang car son extrémité dépasse la vitesse du son ?
Nos anecdotes sont vérifiées et sourcées par notre équipe et par la communauté, composée de plus de 33 000 membres.

FONCTIONNALITES
- De nouvelles anecdotes chaque jour de l'année sans exception.
- Différents filtres : par catégories, par date, par vote des utilisateurs
- Moteur de recherche des anecdotes
- Commentaires de la communauté (33 500 membres).
- Création et identification à son compte
- Possibilité de proposer des anecdotes
- Ajout aux favoris : vous pourrez mettre de côté et retrouver facilement plus tard vos anecdotes préférées
- Navigateur interne pour consulter les sources
- Notifications push

MovieTickets.com (v. 1.7)

MovieTickets.com опубликовал приложение 2012-01-10
(обновлено 2014-01-22)

MovieTickets.com, the worldwide leader in advance movie ticketing, now offers moviegoers with a Android® Phone an easy way to buy tickets as well as a top destination to browse movie showtimes, trailers and more.
Purchase Tickets:

    * Purchase tickets within the app and follow the ticket pickup instructions in the confirmation email
    * MovieTickets.com has over 200 theater chains available for ticketing
    * Buy as a guest or login to your MovieTickets.com account to retrieve your stored credit card (you will need to enter your 3 or 4-digit credit card security code)
    * View purchase history by going to MovieTickets.com and logging in to your MovieTickets.com account

Browse Movies and Showtimes:

    * Get run times, synopses, cast and director lists, MPAA ratings and more
    * Watch high-quality trailers
    * View movie posters
    * Search by movie name or release date
    * Read movie reviews by Hollywood.com

Find Theaters:

    * Find theaters by simply inputting your zip code or use your current location by using the device's GPS system
    * View theaters on map and get directions