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101 Best Funny Jokes (v. 30.10.11)

Pazacta опубликовал приложение 2013-01-02
(обновлено 2013-01-02)

Best 101 funny jokes - the funniest latest jokes collection.
Unlike other joke apps, which may try to attract you with the quantity of jokes, 101 Funny Jokes  contains only funnies jokes and anecdotes, that have been deemed worthy of a laugh.
This best jokes ever collection caters to all humor and contains jokes across all humour categories:
animal jokes, short and long jokes, famous jokes about love, bar jokes, blonde jokes, funny computer  IT jokes, one-line funny quotes and jokes, police, religious, on-liner adult jokes, men and women jokes, lawyer jokes, small jokes, I.T. and computer jokes,  Knock Knock jokes, laugh or die funny anecdotes, make you laugh medical office and geek/nerd jokes, clean and funny quotes. You and your friends will love to laugh at funniest dirty and not so jokes, the best prank jokes, top humor jokes sms. Learn how to be funny with this hilarious and funniest humorous laugh in jokes.
Add best laugher jokes to favorites.
Share your favorite jokes free via SMS, text message or email with your friends.
SD card installation.

A joke (or gag) is a phrase or a paragraph with a humorous twist. It can be in many different forms, such as a question or short story. To achieve this end, jokes may employ irony, sarcasm, word play and other devices. Jokes may have a punchline that will end the sentence to make it humorous.

A practical joke or prank differs from a spoken one in that the major component of the humour is physical rather than verbal (for example placing salt in the sugar bowl).

Jokes have been a part of human culture since at least 1900 BC. According to research conducted by Dr Paul McDonald of the University of Wolverhampton, a fart joke from ancient Sumer is currently believed to be the world's oldest known joke.Britain's oldest joke, meanwhile, is a 1,000-year-old double-entendre that can be found in the Codex Exoniensis.
“A barber, a bald man and an absent minded professor take a journey together. They have to camp overnight, so decide to take turns watching the luggage. When it's the barber's turn, he gets bored, so amuses himself by shaving the head of the professor. When the professor is woken up for his shift, he feels his head, and says "How stupid is that barber? He's woken up the bald man instead of me.”

Psychology of jokes:
Why people laugh at jokes has been the subject of serious academic study, examples being:
    * Immanuel Kant, in Critique of Judgement (1790) states that "Laughter is an effect that arises if a tense expectation is transformed into nothing." Here is Kant's 220-year old joke and his analysis:

    An Englishman at an Indian's table in Surat saw a bottle of ale being opened, and all the beer, turned to froth, rushed out. The Indian, by repeated exclamations, showed his great amazement. - Well, what's so amazing in that? asked the Englishman. - Oh, but I'm not amazed at its coming out, replied the Indian, but how you managed to get it all in. - This makes us laugh, and it gives us a hearty pleasure. This is not because, say, we think we are smarter than this ignorant man, nor are we laughing at anything else here that it is our liking and that we noticed through our understanding. It is rather that we had a tense expectation that suddenly vanished...

Waah!1 | Live Wallpaper (v. 1.3)

skiplist опубликовал приложение 2013-01-02
(обновлено 2013-01-02)

This live wallpaper generates wordclouds from randomly picked words in your SMS messages (sent and/or received).


The screenshots should be quite self-explanatory.

This is a live wallpaper, read up on how to use them before downloading.

100math (v. 1.0.4)

Associate Solutions опубликовал приложение 2013-01-02
(обновлено 2013-01-02)

This is "100math".
every direction -- it is each calculation result of the numerical value located in a line at random, 'math' is buried, and the time is measured.

*compute mode (addition, multiplication) and the size (3x3, 5x5, 10x10) of 'math' can be chosen.
*The carried-out result remains as a history.
*A calculation result can be registered into ranking.

Funny SMS Sounds (v. 1.7)

Voin опубликовал приложение 2013-01-02
(обновлено 2013-01-02)

Enjoy funny SMS sounds! An ultimate selection of 48 hilarious sounds designed for SMS and notifications will entertain you and those around you. Have fun!

Press short to hear a sound or long to set it as ringtone or notification.

Funny SMS Sounds contains our own produced sounds as well as sounds by other authors which are legally used. These are royalty free sounds from www.freesound.org and are free for copying, distributing, transmiting, sampling, mash-up, or otherwise creative transforming for commercial or noncommercial purposes with attributions required.

The license terms can be found here:

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

and

http://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/

Please find the full, detailed attributions for each used sound pressing the "about" button in the app. The attributions are given in the manner required by freesound.org

Also, Funny SMS Sounds uses royalty free graphics, clip art, icons and images free for comercial use, uploaded on www.sxc.hu under the image license terms which can be found here: http://www.sxc.hu/info.phtml?f=help&s=7_2

Please note that this app is ad supported.

In order to give you a free app and keep developing more free apps in the future, we are integrating a search tool to our application. This will add a few access points to your device (hence the permissions) to direct you to the web search service. Please consider using the search to help us keep creating apps. You may delete the search icon, bookmark and homepage easily. Thank you.

Movie Quiz (v. 1.18)

Voin опубликовал приложение 2013-01-02
(обновлено 2013-01-02)

Movie Quiz will test your knowledge of movies with hundreds of questions!

See if you are the ultimate movie buff and how much you know about movie stars, the Oscars, movie content and trivia with this challenging, entertaining and funny quiz. Tons of questions are coming your way with regular updates. Have fun!

All of the questions in Movie Quiz are original and made by us. We do not use questions that are found on other apps or web sites. The sounds and graphics contained in this application are legaly used. The license terms are provided in the following link: http://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/

Please note that this app is ad supported.

In order to give you a free app and keep developing more free apps in the future, we are integrating a search tool to our application. This will add a few access points to your device (hence the permissions) to direct you to the web search service. Please consider using the search to help us keep creating apps. You may delete the search icon, bookmark and homepage easily. Thank you.

Funny Cartoon Ringtones (v. 1.9)

Voin опубликовал приложение 2013-01-02
(обновлено 2013-01-02)

Funny Cartoon Ringtones is the ultimate soundboard for all the funny cartoon sounds you know and love. Enjoy a great selection of 60 high quality cartoon sounds.

Press short to hear a sound or long to set it as ringtone or notification.

Funny Cartoon Ringtones contains our own produced sounds as well as sounds by other authors which are legally used. These are royalty free sounds from www.freesound.org and are free for copying, distributing, transmiting, sampling, mash-up, or otherwise creative transforming for commercial or noncommercial purposes with attributions required.

The license terms can be found here:

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

and here:

http://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/

Please find the full, detailed attributions for each used sound pressing the "about" button in the app. The attributions are given in the manner specified by freesound.org

Also, Funny Cartoon Ringtones uses royalty free icons free for comercial use with attribution required. As requested by the author, here is her url: http://lazycrazy.deviantart.com/

Please note that this app is ad supported.

In order to give you a free app and keep developing more free apps in the future, we are integrating a search tool to our application. This will add a few access points to your device (hence the permissions) to direct you to the web search service. Please consider using the search to help us keep creating apps. You may delete the search icon, bookmark and homepage easily. Thank you.

Bioscoopagenda adfree (v. 1.14.2)

Boydroid опубликовал приложение 2013-01-02
(обновлено 2013-01-02)

Bioscoopagenda: zet je bioscopen in je favorietenlijst en zoek op tijdstip! Zo kun je in 1 oogopslag zien welke films in welke bioscopen draaien op jouw gekozen tijdstip!

De agenda bevat nog niet alle bioscopen! Staat je biosoop niet in de lijst? Mail naar contact@boydroid.nl en hij wordt zsm toegevoegd!

De bioscoopagenda heeft als doel alle (of in ieder geval zo veel mogelijk) bioscopen in 1 lijst te krijgen. Vanuit de app kun je vervolgens zoeken naar welke films er draaien op een door jou aangegeven tijdstip in de bioscopen in je favorietenlijst.

Wil je vanavond naar de film? Selecteer de bioscopen door op het sterretje te drukken, ze komen dan in je favorietenlijst. Vervolgens mij het tabblad 'meer opties' kun je zoeken op een specifiek tijdstip. Later zullen meer mogelijkheden zoals zoeken op film, genre, etc toegevoegd worden!

Mis je bioscopen, mogelijkheden? Mail me aub op contact@boydroid.nl

Ik hoop dat je veel plezier van de app zult hebben. Indien van wel: schrijf een recensie, indien niet: mail me met de klachten :)

Huidige bioscopen:

Foroxity (Sittard / Roermond)
Pathe (alle)
Dok6 (Panningen)
JT (Alkmaar, Alphen aan den Rijn, Amersfoort, Apeldoorn, Arnhem, Den Bosch, Doetinchem, Gorinchem, Heerhugowaard, Hilversum City, Hilversum Euro, Hoogezand, Nijmegen Calypso / Carolus, Purmerend)
Cinemec (Ede)
Royal Theaters (Heerlen)
Royal (Echt)
Luxor (Deventer, Hoogeveen, Meppel, Steenwijk)
Wolff (Groningen, Enschede, Cinestar, Cineast, Haarlem, Huizen, Nieuwegein, Rotterdam, Cinerama, Camera, Catharijne, City, Utrecht)
Gotcha (Weert)
Utopolis (Almere, Den Helder, Lelystad, Zoetermeer, Emmen, Oss)
Kinepolis (Brussel, Brugge, Gent, Hasselt, Imagibraine, Braine l'alleud, Kortrijk, Leuven, Oostende, Rocourt, Liege, Luik, Antwerpen, Palace
Palace (Liege, Luik)
Metropolis (Antwerpen)
Lux (Nijmegen)
CineWorld (Beverwijk)
CineCity (Vlissingen, Terneuzen)
H5 (Heerlen)
Trianon, Lido, Kijkhuis (Leiden)
Zien (Eindhoven)
Arcaplex (Spijkenisse)
Cinema Roma (Wijchen)
Cinemagnus (Schagen)
Lantaren Venster (Rotterdam)
Cinemajestic (Zutphen)
Movie Unlimited bioscopen
City Roosendaal
Louis Hartlooper Complex (Utrecht)
Springhaver (Utrecht)
Skopein (Winterswijk)
Landvast (Alblasserdam)
Luxor (Venray)
Filmhuis Lumen (Delft)
Filmhuis Bussum
Filmhuis images (Groningen)
't Hoogt (Utrecht)
Verkadefabriek (Den Bosch)
De Lieve Vrouw (Amersfoort)
Cinema Hengelo (Hengelo)
Filmfoyer (Tilburg)
Cinecitta (Tilburg)
Focus Filmtheater (Arnhem)
Filmtheater De Uitkijk (Amsterdam)
Melkweg Cinema (Amsterdam)
van Heemstrabaan (Beuningen)
Hollywoud (Almkerk)
Arcade (Gouda)
De Bios (Heerenveen)
Cine-Service Cineservice (Etten-Leur)
Atlantic (Harderwijk)
Lumiere (Maastricht)
Annex Cinema
Castellum
Take Ten
De Kolk
Cinecenter
Cinemactueel
Cinema Texel
Davinci Cinema
Merral Hoofddorp
Plaza Futura
Filmschuur
De Voorveghter
Tivoli
Cinema Leeuwarden
Cinema Albert
Smoky
Metro
Heerenstraattheater
Rialto
Filmhuis Den Haag
Het ketelhuis (Amsterdam)
Fraterhuis (Zwolle)
Utopolis (Mechelen, Aarschot, Lommel, Turnhout)

Harmony Storm Live Wallpaper (v. 1.0)

Stalin app опубликовал приложение 2013-01-02
(обновлено 2013-01-02)

Harmony Storm Live Wallpaper

Live Wallpapers mode - pictures change automatically

Photo Gallery mode - Double tap on the screen change images.


To use: HOME > MENU > Wallpaper > Live Wallpapers


Tags: Harmony Storm Live Wallpaper, top

Garden Beautiful Photo Gallery (v. 1.0)

Maxi app опубликовал приложение 2013-01-02
(обновлено 2013-01-02)

Garden Beautiful Photo Gallery

Wallpaper for all phone sizes, including Tablet size.

Photo Gallery mode - double tap on the screen change images.

Live Wallpapers mode - pictures change automatically


To use: HOME > MENU > Wallpaper > Live Wallpapers


Totally free, beautiful and romantic!



Tags: Garden Beautiful Photo Gallery, best

Air Force Nice Live Wallpaper (v. 1.0)

Vlad app опубликовал приложение 2013-01-02
(обновлено 2013-01-02)

Air Force Nice Live Wallpaper

Pictures change automatically - Live Wallpapers mode.

Double tap on the screen change images.

To use: HOME > MENU > Wallpaper > Live Wallpapers

Time between pictures - How long before changing to the next picture.


Tags: Air Force Nice Live Wallpaper, free