Последние обновлённые бесплатные комиксы в Android Market

Confucius Say... (v. 1.11)

Dark Droid Devs опубликовал приложение 2011-02-28
(обновлено 2012-06-25)

Confucius Say, The funniest Confucius Say jokes around.
Contains dirty jokes...


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Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes! (v. 1.7)

N&J опубликовал приложение 2011-02-27
(обновлено 2012-06-24)

N&J, maker of the best selling app, "Best Yo Mama Jokes of All Time", proudly presents "Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes"

1,000s of the best Dumb Blonde jokes are now yours for FREE! Enjoy the Best Dumb Blonde jokes of all time in this app. Use these hilarious jokes to have a good laugh with your friends. These jokes are geared towards the dumber and blonder people in our lives. Please support us by taking a moment to rate this app. Email Them. Also, take a moment to check out our website which we just updated!


Features:
-Ability to email the Jokes to who so ever you wish
-thousands of hilarious dumb blonde jokes!
-Ability to post jokes to Facebook!
-Random button (to randomly display jokes)

Upcoming Features:
-More hilarious dumb blonde jokes!
-widget
-twitter support

550+ Word Play Jokes (v. 3.0.2)

Rob Lancaster опубликовал приложение 2011-02-27
(обновлено 2012-06-23)

Over 550 verbal wit based jokes on the meanings and ambiguities of words; puns, clever repartee, etc.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Add your own stories
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"I run a Weight Watchers class for w****s and thieves.
It's all about weighing up the pros and cons."

"I was waiting in line for a club last night and the guy at the door was checking IDs.
He was taking ages."

"I was coming home from work today and I saw a Nun riding on a Clowns back.
Now that's just virgin' on the ridiculous."

"The missus just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.
She hit the roof."

"Major car collision on Spaghetti Junction: 12 injured, 4 pasta way."

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

The Doghouse Diaries (v. .9)

KevinWJohnson опубликовал приложение 2012-06-23
(обновлено 2012-06-23)

This is a mobile application for the webcomic The Doghouse Diaries. The main site can be found at http://thedoghousediaries.com

Poda Panni - Tamil comedy (v. 1.0)

saby опубликовал приложение 2012-06-22
(обновлено 2012-06-22)

List of tamil comedy lines. Which will make your friends laugh!!!!

Bleach Wallpaper 16 (v. 1.0)

00 опубликовал приложение 2012-06-22
(обновлено 2012-06-22)

Bleach Wallpaper (ブリーチ / 블리치 / 死神 / เทพมรณะ / بلیچ)

800+ Yo Momma and friends (v. 3.1.0)

Rob Lancaster опубликовал приложение 2011-02-25
(обновлено 2012-06-21)

Over 800 classic and new 'Yo Momma' Jokes.  Also to give Yo Momma' a break I thought I have included some of the same kind of jokes about other people in yo life.

Never again run out of an opportunity to insult your emeny's(friend's?) mothers. Guaranteed laughs every time with these very funny jokes.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Add your own stories
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"Yo Momma so fat she saw a school bus go by and yelled " TWINKIE!""

"Yo Momma So Ugly, I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo."

"Yo Sister's so stupid she could trip over a cordless telephone."

"Yo Dog's so stupid he bury's his own tail"

"Yo Momma so fat, she sells shade in the summer."

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

無料版「白い戦士ヤマト」（高橋よしひろ） (v. 1.0)

visionary опубликовал приложение 2012-06-20
(обновлено 2012-06-20)

無料版「白い戦士ヤマト」（高橋よしひろ）
（c高橋よしひろ／Creation Advance）

『白い戦士ヤマト』は、1976（昭和51）年から1989（平成元）年に「月刊少年ジャンプ」で連載されていた高橋よしひろの漫画作品。

ストーリー
白い秋田犬であるヤマトがライバル犬との戦いを乗り越え、山形闘犬の横綱へのぼり詰める。

※この書籍は「Androbook」で作成されています。「Androbookビューワー」（無料）がインストールされていない場合、ビューワーのインストールがオススメされますので、画面の指示に従ってインストールして下さい。

Lawyer Jokes (v. 3.0.2)

Rob Lancaster опубликовал приложение 2011-02-24
(обновлено 2012-06-19)

350+ Lawyer jokes, if you are or know a lawyer then shame on you! only joking, but probably best not to download these joke if you offend easily.


*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting to social networking sites.
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy. "

"Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
To practice."

"A lawyer trying to get tickets to a Broadway show, finally settled for a couple of seats a year in advance. When the exciting night arrived and he sat down in his seat, a woman in front of the lawyer noticed the empty seat next to him and asked why such a valuable commodity was unused. The lawyer replied that his wife couldn't make it. The woman asked him if he didn't have relatives or friends who could have used the seat. He replied, "Oh, they're all at the funeral.""

"A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.
As he passed raging fire pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.
'That's unfair!' he cried. 'I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.'
'Shut up,' barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.
'Who are you to question that woman's punishment?'"

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline."

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

700+ Blonde Jokes (v. 3.1.0)

Rob Lancaster опубликовал приложение 2011-02-24
(обновлено 2012-06-18)

Over 700 of the funniest jokes about blondes.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting to social networking sites.
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"I pulled into a crowded car park at the local shopping centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay! Stay! Stay!"
This blonde bird gave me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in Park?" "

"Why did the blonde, throw breadcrumbs in the toilet bowl?
To feed the toilet duck. "

"A blonde with two burnt ears goes to the doctor, who asks what has happened.
"The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron."
"What about the other one?"
"They called back.""

"A blonde just texted me saying, "What does idk stand for?"
I texted back saying, "I don't know" and she replied, "OMG, no-one does!""

"F*****g dating sites
I asked for a fit blonde, who has a dirty mouth and likes it in the ring.
I got paired with Hulk Hogan"