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Alarm anti theft (v. 1.2)

Gabriel Vicente Viragine опубликовал приложение 2011-03-22
(обновлено 2012-08-02)

Your friends like to tinker on your phone without your permission? When you go to the bathroom your phone disappears? Your wife likes to tinker on your phone? Install Alarm now and surprise them.

Configurations:
1 - Unlock password.
2 - Time to Alarm Activation(sec).
3 - Sensitivity.


Can run in background.

Random Facts (v. 1.51)

Dark Droid Devs опубликовал приложение 2011-02-24
(обновлено 2014-05-22)

** UPDATE**  Major database update! We now have over 15,000 facts, with more on the way! We've also added a home screen widget for a quick fact byte. For now it's truncated, but you're able to click on it to bring the whole fact up in the app. Enjoy!

Random Facts  has thousands of facts. There are silly facts, animal facts, science facts, completely random out of the blue facts, and much more.

Random Facts  is simple to use.  Just click back, next to navigate through the constantly growing database of facts, or roll the dice for a random fact!

If there's a certain fact you want to see, click on the fact counter and enter a number to go to that fact. Play around with random numbers to see which facts you'll get.

If you find a fact you think is funny, outrageous, interesting, or completely ridiculous; Share it with your friends or press the star to add it to your favorites list!

We're always reviewing the database and adding new facts based on your input! So feel free to email us using the Comments/Suggestion button to send us your feedback.

Note: The permissions are required for advertisements. We do not modify or collect any information from you.

Note: Long facts are scrollable.

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Little Johnny Jokes (v. 3.3.4)

Rob Lancaster опубликовал приложение 2011-02-24
(обновлено 2014-05-21)

Over 1100 of the infamous 'Little Johnny' jokes. ***Strongest possible warning,  These jokes are rude, dirty, contain swearing and will offend most people***

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"The Teacher said to little Johnny, "use harassment in a sentence."
Little Johnny said, " Her mouth said no, but her ass meant yes.""

"During class little Johnny kept swearing, everything was f**k this and f**k that. Teacher "Johnny, that is not a word a ten year old should be using"
Johnny "there are worse words than that miss, like murder and death"
Teacher "No Johnny, the word you keep saying is much, much worse than murder and death"
Johnny "I disagree miss, I bet you would rather be f****d than killed""

"One night, Little Johnny went to sleep and dreamt his Uncle Bill died. He woke up and that evening, his dad got a call saying that Uncle Bill died.  The next night, Little Johnny went to sleep and dreamt his Aunt Joy died. He woke up, and then that evening, his dad got a call saying that Aunt Joy died.  He told his daddy, "Two days ago, I had a dream Uncle Bill died, and then yesterday, I had a dream Aunt Joy died.  His dad said, "that's just a coincidence."  The next morning he tells his dad, "I had a dream that my dad died."  His dad was terrified. He had the worst day at work and took every precaution. He didn't eat any of the food in case of food poisoning, and he drove slowly in case of a car wreck.  When he finally got home, Little Johnny's mom asks him how his day at work was.  "Much more horrible than your day I'm sure," his dad replied.  "I don't know," said his mom, "The milkman dropped dead on the front porch today!"

"Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"

Daddy is relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees.

Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.

Johnny cries out "HANG ON TIGHT DADDY! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!""

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app.  None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app.  We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

1600+ Funny Quotes (v. 3.1.1)

Rob Lancaster опубликовал приложение 2011-02-11
(обновлено 2012-05-27)

Over 1600 funny quotes from the worlds of fact and fiction. A huge collection of humorous and thought provoking quotes from some of the biggiest characters of our time.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
Spike Milligan"

"Once you're dead you're made for life.
Jimi Hendrix."

"Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.
Alan Coren"

"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.
Clint Eastwood."

"You're only as good as your last haircut.
Fran Lebowitz "

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

Funny Adult Sex Jokes (v. 3.3.5)

Rob Lancaster опубликовал приложение 2011-02-01
(обновлено 2014-03-21)

Over 2800 funny sex jokes for adults.  If you like funny sex jokes, written by adults for adults then Funny Sex Jokes have the jokes for you.  We are fast approaching one million downloads and have the best funny sex jokes for adults in the play store.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size/color/style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid.", answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with." The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What?! There's no pool here?"
Long pause... "Uh .... is this 221-1811?""

"This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man (not quite ready for slumber) leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."
The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face.
Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"
No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy b***h.""

"A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.
"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box".
Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked, "But what about the $7,000?"
"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them.""

"What are three words you dread the most while making love?
"Honey, I'm home.""

"How do you make four old ladies say "F~**K!"?
Get a fifth one to yell "BINGO!""

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app.  None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app.  We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Hornyometer / Sex (v. 5)

JEMTech опубликовал приложение 2011-01-16
(обновлено 2014-01-15)

Put your finger on the indicated location, and find out how hot you are!
How to trick your friends:
Clicking three times faster before keep pressing will give you good results!
Otherwise, will give bad results.
Don't tell this to your friends and show to them who is the hot person!

Internet permission is only for Ads.

e-book/Manga reader ebiReader (v. 1.2.6.0)

eBook Initiative Japan Co.,Ltd. опубликовал приложение 2011-01-01
(обновлено 2011-12-12)

It can be downloaded the e-books in "eBookJapan" to the Android device on your hand.
It can enjoy 50,000 or more e-books mainly "Manga" by the high-resolution .
The e-books is bought in "eBookJapan", and can be read at once.
Most e-books in "eBookJapan" can be browsed a few pages free of charge.

Yo Momma Jokes (v. 2 (followe)

Swiss Codemonkeys опубликовал приложение 2010-12-29
(обновлено 2013-11-24)

The best Yo Momma Jokes app for Android!

Laugh at thousands of funny Yo Momma jokes and add your own.

- Thousands of free Yo Momma Jokes! Tons of fun
- Send via email, SMS, text message, Twitter or Facebook
- Add your own funny comment on the Yo Mama jokes
- Make your own profile

Install now and join the fun!

Blonde Jokes (v. 2.2)

Groggy Software опубликовал приложение 2010-12-22
(обновлено 2013-10-30)

Tired of apps where users just submit random rants completely unrelated to the joke subject?  Want to get some of the best, clean, blonde jokes?  Download this app.

With over 115 jokes and counting you will never be left wanting.

Be sure to check out the other great apps from Groggy Software

KidsTv (v. 1.3)

JoanSoft опубликовал приложение 2010-12-16
(обновлено 2011-11-02)

Kids Tv - Kids Videos made simple

  * Simple way to watch Kids Videos
  * Watch continuous stream of kids favourite shows like Barney, Dora, Rhymes, cartoons and lots more
  * Kid friendly - Easy to use by kids and Fun to watch
  * Lets your kid learn and play

  * Handpicked collection of Kids Videos that is safe and fun for your kids
* Filter Kids Videos based on Kids Age
* Filter Kids Videos based on language. Supports kids videos in English, Spanish, French, German, Korean, Russian, Polish, Romanian and Ukranian