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Dumbest things ever said (v. 3.3.3)

APPsolutely Fabulous опубликовал приложение 2011-08-10
(обновлено 2013-05-06)

Famous people say the stupidest things, over 650 quotes from celebrities who probably thought they were being quite intelligent and the time… but just ended up giving us all a good laugh.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up."
Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player

"There is Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people"
David Coleman, Sportscaster

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

"The FA are still optimistic about England's bid to stage the World Cup in twenty thousand and six."
Peter Snow, BBC2 anchorman

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app.  None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app.  We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Bar Jokes (v. 1.1.7)

apk_frank опубликовал приложение 2011-08-10
(обновлено 2011-08-10)

The funniest jokes app, in order to let you have a quick laugh and smile.

In this application you will find jokes of all types:
-Women
-Men
-Bar
-Animals
-Adult
-Blonde
-Games
-Sex
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Features:
- Share via SMS(mass).

Indie-Con (v. 1.0.1)

Advanced App Store опубликовал приложение 2011-08-09
(обновлено 2011-08-09)

This is the official Indie-con app and promotes the upcoming Indie-Con in Yuma, AZ, September 2011. This app will be updated with news and events as the convention draws near. The app features direct links to the website and 4 exclusive wallpapers from Revolution Comics.

The future plans for the app is to include FB and Tweets to keep convention attendees informed of meetings, special events and appearances during the convention. If you plan to attend Indie-con this is the app you need.

Graphicly Comics (v. 1.0.7.12)

Graphicly опубликовал приложение 2011-08-09
(обновлено 2011-08-09)

Experience digital comics in a whole new way on your phone. With all your favorite books from publishers such as Marvel, IDW, and Archie and the ability to discuss them with your friends, Graphicly changes the way that digital comics are experienced on Android.

Already use Graphicly? Even better. All your comics that you have purchased/downloaded in our iPhone, iPad, Adobe AIR (Mac/PC/Linux desktop), Windows Phone 7, Windows 7, and Chrome Web app (all of which are available from "http://graphicly.com/") are available to you on Android now with a click of a button after you log-in.

Take digital comics from these publishers with you wherever you go:
* Marvel Comics
* IDW Publishing
* Top Cow
* Archie Comics
* Archaia
* Arcana Comics
* Across the Pond
* Bloodfire Studios
* BOOM! Studios
* Celtic Bard
* Checker Comics
* Cinemacomics
* Creator's Edge
* Flash Universe
* Lead Pipe
* O.G. Comics
* Omni Consumer Comics
* Paper Street Comics
* >Renegade Comics
* Scare Tactix
* Story Studios
* >and 180+ other studio, independent and creator-owned titles as well!

Please note: we do not support reading CBR and CBZ files.

USA Facts (v. 1.0)

Dark Droid Devs опубликовал приложение 2011-08-09
(обновлено 2011-08-09)

Interesting and amazing facts about the United States.



kw: united, states, facts, us, usa, usa facts, the unites states of america, facts about the united states, america facts, facts, america, popular facts, popular united states facts, random facts, random united states facts, random usa facts,

cmreader (v. 1.0.1)

JamSir Inc. опубликовал приложение 2011-08-07
(обновлено 2011-08-07)

Very simple comic reader, now supports directory and zip the way, please pay attention to it, there will be a major update recently, the goal is to become the best comic book reader

BetoComics (v. 20110312)

OmniaSw опубликовал приложение 2011-08-06
(обновлено 2011-08-06)

In this app you can find Beto's comic strips. Beto is a systems analyst that works at the I.T. department of a chaotic company. Although he doesn't fit very well into the society, he can communicate with the machines like no one else and tries to survive in a world increasingly made up of zeros and ones.
Beto will have a comic strip every day, except in case he is hibernating (it happens very often).

If you have any problems using the app please contact us at omniasw@gmail.com or using twitter at http://twitter.com/betosversion and http://twitter.com/omniasw
SOON: Visit us at http://www.betosversion.com/

This application collects anonymous usage information using Google Analytics so we know which features are used the most and where to improve. There is no unique identifier tied to your usage. Your data is not shared.

Office Sound (v. 1.1.8)

Tom Li опубликовал приложение 2011-08-05
(обновлено 2011-08-05)

In this application, you can hear a series of music:
-Country Music
-Pop Rock
-Disco
-Christmas
-Electronica
-Ambient
-Jazz Band
-Rock
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Features:
- Share via SMS.
- Set as Ringtone.

Stupidity (950+ Jokes) (v. 3.2.9)

APPsolutely Fabulous опубликовал приложение 2011-08-04
(обновлено 2013-04-26)

Stupid people beware, these jokes are here to expose you!  Over 950 jokes, were stupid people are definitely the butt of the joke.  Perhaps you will recognize some of your friends and family (or even yourself!!!) in some of these jokes.

Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"NEWSFLASH: BT to cut 15,000 posts over the next year
......How will all the wires stay up? "

"Paddy thought he'd struck gold with his new metal detector.
It wasn't until he'd dug a 60ft-deep hole that he realised that he was wearing steel-toe boots. "

"I ordered a pizza the other day. They told me that if they didn't deliver it within half an hour, it's free!
So I hung up without giving them my address."

"A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER...
FASTER..
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP......
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP....
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, as the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and,
The coffin stops"

"Got in a taxi the other night and said, "King George's Close."
The driver replied, "don't worry, I'll lose the f****r!" "

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

Random Joke (v. 1.0.5)

Go App опубликовал приложение 2011-08-04
(обновлено 2011-08-04)

This app offers you 10000+ joke~
Smile every day!!!
Click 'Next Joke' will give you a random joke~
#Copy joke
#Add joke favorite
#Sent joke