Dumbest things ever said (v. 3.3.3) Разработано APPsolutely Fabulous |
Famous people say the stupidest things, over 650 quotes from celebrities who probably thought they were being quite intelligent and the time… but just ended up giving us all a good laugh.
*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app
Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
Britney Spears, Pop Singer
"These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up."
Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player
"There is Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people"
David Coleman, Sportscaster
"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.
"The FA are still optimistic about England's bid to stage the World Cup in twenty thousand and six."
Peter Snow, BBC2 anchorman
N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.
*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.
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[2012-11-13] A Google User: Could be okay But some of the quotes are exactly the same for more than one person. Accuracy? Plus, get rid of the stupid background pictures. |
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[2012-10-13] A Google User: Boring :( |
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[2012-09-15] A Google User: Stupid Uninstalled quicker than installed. |
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[2012-07-23] A Google User: Funny Very funny |
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[2012-07-15] A Google User: I hate it Extremely boring to read and improper grammar makes it hard to understand |
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[2012-06-22] A Google User: fail stupid |
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[2012-06-10] A Google User: Too slow I couldnt even slide to the next joke |
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[2012-05-22] A Google User: Dumb app. Makes no sense and does not allow to scroll. Definitely do not waste your time. |
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[2012-05-02] A Google User: Rate It's operable ... Just not as entertaining as I hoped... Buttons too close .. very basic |
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[2012-04-29] A Google User: Funny Funny Quotes but having pictures behind the text makes some of them very hard to read |
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[2012-04-28] A Google User: Its sooöoooooooooooooooooooo stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wasted like five minutes for download doesnt even deserve a star! >.< |
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[2012-04-04] A Google User: Really Stupid quotes~ lol!!! Must Read |
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[2012-03-22] A Google User: Dumb jokes Unless your 1000 years old these aren't funny!!! :( |
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[2012-02-19] A Google User: Stupid Stupid n horrible. |
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[2012-01-21] A Google User: Force close, most things are ironic not stupid...Uninstall |
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[2011-04-12] A Google User: Droid 2, Verizon. Works fine, well worth a read then delete unless you were too stupid to understand the first time, smile. |
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[2011-04-12] Charles: Droid 2, Verizon. Works fine, well worth a read then delete unless you were too stupid to understand the first time, smile. |
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[2011-03-25] A Google User: Great fun when you are at a loss for words. |
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[2011-03-25] Jerseyside: Great fun when you are at a loss for words. |
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