Asshole (v. 1.05.00) Разработано Embedded Infusion, LLC |
Asshole, AKA President, is a card game where you want to be President and avoid becoming Asshole. This app allows you to play either multiplayer or single player (versus computer players). You can play with 4 to 8 players.
Prove that you can become President, and maintain your Presidency.
To become President you must be the first player to discard all of your cards. The Asshole is the last player with cards. Rounds start when a player plays a set of cards with the same values either: singles, doubles or triples. The next player must then beat that card value with the same set size.
[2013-03-03] A Google User: Garbage Dont like it. It's not the right way. |
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[2013-02-18] A Google User: Great Great app. Never had problems of other users (One X+ and previously Desire HD), but would be better if it had list of online tables because how can you join a table if you don't know it's name. App people, get on it. Asshole1 is the table I create whenever I play. |
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[2012-12-25] A Google User: Not impressed |
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[2012-12-10] A Google User: Saved me from much boredom. |
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[2012-11-25] A Google User: Great to see this game in the digital world Functionality is pretty good. Graphics are a little bland but overall I'm just happy to see this game as an app! |
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[2012-10-23] A Google User: Not worth it There are so many variations to this game. Everyone has their own rules like clear cards and wilds. This game doesn't include any of them and the UI is boring and uninteresting. |
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[2012-09-30] A Google User: Its pretty pointless. You can't really do it yourself and it technically let the computers win. Also it doesn't let you play with real live people. Uninstalled. |
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[2012-09-07] A Google User: Fun, but... After about 10 - 15 mins of play I get a "asshole has encountered an error" message and app force closes. |
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[2012-09-04] A Google User: Fun Fun, but needs ability to choose cards to swap. |
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[2012-08-28] A Google User: Fun, but Would like to swap my own cards, the size of the cards should be bigger, when u exit- your game is saved instead of having to start over, & maybe a drag option. |
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[2012-08-23] A Google User: So close First. Gameplay sucks. Second. One eyed jacks beats all. 2 next in line. Doubles, triples, quads should be in play ...such a great game just not displayed here |
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[2012-06-27] A Google User: Average Cards too see through, can't choose own cards to swap. Computer plays to fast too finish sets, good game, average app. |
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[2012-06-19] A Google User: No stars here The game skips you and won't let you play cards, and sometimes the computer goes lower. |
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[2012-06-05] A Google User: Awesome!! Needs an option to play with 2 decks at once or more |
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[2012-06-05] A Google User: Not good Didn't enjoy |
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[2012-05-29] A Google User: Play with me I love this game but hate plain alone. We wil make a room called asshole1. When ever you wanna play. Hope some one wil he thre. |
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[2012-05-28] A Google User: Nice Good for practise |
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[2012-05-26] A Google User: Whaaaat? Don't know who taught you this game but they didn't have a clue. Neither does this app. |
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[2012-05-26] A Google User: Brilliant A throw back to old work days - great game. It'd be nice to be able to add human players in the free version, but otherwise all good :) |
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[2012-05-23] A Google User: Until a new updrade comes where I can play the game again on my sony xperia. This is my rating for now |
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[2012-05-22] A Google User: Good game Couple strange bugs, but people who are rating low just don't know how to play. "Won't let you play some cards"... Yeah... That's part of the game. People should read the rules before commenting like that. |
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[2012-05-21] A Google User: Was good til upgrade Won't let you play some cards |
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[2012-05-21] A Google User: Unpolished Fun game, just needs some polishing to be a great app. |
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[2012-05-19] A Google User: Samsung galaxy SII LTE Poor graphics. Had my hopes up as I love this game. |
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[2012-05-19] A Google User: Wtf Wont let you play your turn half the time |
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[2012-05-18] A Google User: Cool game, but a bit rough. It brings back high school memories for me. Would be great if you could skip through cpu plays after you finish instead of having to wait. Also save game would be good. It always resets the game if I go to answer any SMS or something. |
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[2012-05-17] A Google User: Horrible Advertisements in a paid app, crashes every time you turn the phone sideways, starts a new game every time you leave the app, no graphics, terrible app, complete waste of money! |
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[2012-05-15] A Google User: Cool game A little different than other A**hole games, but are any of them really the exact same? Fun game, it would be better if it kept stats or you didnt lose your game when exiting. |
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[2012-05-14] A Google User: Good The skip rule got me at first would be good to see a rule list |
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[2012-05-13] A Google User: Need menu button Need menu button for ice cream sandwich |
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[2012-05-12] A Google User: Scott eve Beast |
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[2012-05-11] A Google User: I like it It has some weird rules, but I got used to it. I just discovered there was a paid version that allows you to change rules, so I though "I've played this a lot, I would love an ad free version with rule settings" except that the paid version has ads. Since I've learned to play with the strange rules, there was no reason the keep the paid version and I'm back to the free for now. |
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[2012-05-10] A Google User: Good time killer Good time killer, tricky until you get familiar with these rules. Stats would be nice. |
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[2012-05-10] A Google User: 3 for now Rated 3 stars for now will give 5 if you can alter the rules and gameplay |
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[2012-05-09] A Google User: Retarded This is retArded |
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[2012-05-09] A Google User: Mix opinion Can get a little boring waiting for computers turn but on the upside an amazing game. |
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[2012-05-08] A Google User: Good game It's a good game. I used to play it with my family all the time. A bit to easy though. |
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[2012-05-08] A Google User: Good but not good Need more options and something that keeps some sort of stats. How do you play with more ppl? |
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[2012-05-07] A Google User: Doesn't follow standard rules of the game. |
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[2012-05-07] A Google User: Laaaame The rules are messed up and inconsistent. Uninstalling now |
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[2012-05-07] A Google User: Lack of info Need to be able to alter rules even if you pass you can still play what??? |
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[2012-05-06] A Google User: Bout time Premo game of my past. Chur love it! |
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[2012-05-05] A Google User: FIX IT AND ILL DOWNLOAD 2 is second highest, 3 is automatic win ur lead, when u play a 6 on a 6 skips everyone else ur lead, choose the cards u give away. 4 spades starts. 2 2's lays on trip 3 2s on a quad |
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[2012-05-05] A Google User: Mediocre Good game but it's not user friendly at all. |
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[2012-05-05] A Google User: Ugh Would be great if it didn't constantly skip my turn!! |
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[2012-05-05] A Google User: Meh Could use an options menu to alter number of players, rules, etc. Kills time but when you lose, you lose hard. Skips are awful, as is the pass. You can still play even if you pass. |
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[2012-05-04] A Google User: Great card app! Great version of a classic. Read the help file for rules. A couple of variations i wasnt aware of are used. |
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[2012-05-04] A Google User: The "skips" are a rule people, try reading them. Would give 5 stars if it had a large variation of rules you could turn on or off. |
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[2012-05-04] A Google User: Crap No explanation of rules, poor interface. |
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[2012-05-04] A Google User: Ok A fairly basic game with no graphics and the rules and game play take a while to get used to but its a good little time waster. |
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[2012-05-01] A Google User: Good but I would give option for the speed of the cards. Also, different set of rule(i can help ya with ours). Also, change the name of bots. There is a couple of things to change to make it perfect, but as simple and effective as this cant get lower than 4 |
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[2012-04-30] A Google User: Good Sucksz |
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[2012-04-29] A Google User: skipping turns you say you fixed the skipped turns but you didn't. a lil silly i can't play on my turn. e waited a month for this to be fixed and isn't waste of time |
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[2012-04-29] A Google User: No good This games disentangle work on my LG optimistic LTE |
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[2012-04-29] A Google User: J Get skipped when i cud play a card! |
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[2012-04-29] A Google User: This game works fine you bunch of cry babes that say it skips it does not it fellows the rules |
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[2012-04-28] A Google User: Pretty good Rules are slightly different than I remember, but still, I highly recommend this game. |
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[2012-04-28] A Google User: Yuck Graphics suck rules are different. Needs work! |
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[2012-04-27] A Google User: Buggy To start the interface was clunky, but what made the game unplayable were the bizzare bugs (i. e. It would randomly skip my turn) |
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[2012-04-27] A Google User: Too much to improve Very bare. Rules suck. |
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[2012-04-27] A Google User: Can't choose your give away cards If you could choose your give away cards as Pres or VP then it would be five stars. Sometimes you don't want to give away your two lowest cards but that's what it does by default even if they are triples or quads. |
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[2012-04-26] A Google User: The people who ask about skipping, it skips you if a double or triple is plyed and you cant beat it with another double/triple. FYI |
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[2012-04-26] A Google User: T Sucks |
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[2012-04-25] A Google User: Sucks This game cheats won't let you play cards and 50% of the time your the a hole!!!! |
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[2012-04-24] A Google User: Rules suck Enough said! |
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[2012-04-24] A Google User: Not good You can't control your moves. Very annoying. Poor instructions. |
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[2012-04-24] A Google User: Wicked game, different rules than I'm used to, but good to play while ya take a dump. |
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[2012-04-24] A Google User: Just ok This game leaves a lot to be desired. Could incorporate poker style graphics with table and other players cards and a rules section would be nice so I knew why I was getting skipped 10 times a round. |
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[2012-04-24] A Google User: Great As pretty much every other reviewer has said, its probably not the way you play it, but it is still a great game. I wish there were no skips though. |
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[2012-04-24] A Google User: This sux!! It keeps on skipping me for many plays!!! When i could play cards everytime!! What bull **** !!! Stupid... I'm Telling everyone i know NOT to install this. |
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[2012-04-23] A Google User: Terrible Rules really bad. Unclear when a hand is over. |
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[2012-04-23] A Google User: Rules??? Uninstalled. Was looking forward to play but the rules are very unclear and it become non-playable. Fix it i might give it another try. Basically, the computer plays alone and forgets i'm playing too |
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[2012-04-23] A Google User: Huge potential The rules are totally wrong. Especially if u win the hand you go play first. Takes all the fun out. What a joke |
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[2012-04-23] A Google User: Wrong rules Completely wrong rules.....what am I playing crazy 8's.....4 is miss a turn?? ....uninstalled |
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[2012-04-23] A Google User: Malibu Not impressed with this version. Would love the app if the rules were interchangeable!! |
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[2012-04-22] A Google User: Good Not sure how to play |
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[2012-04-22] A Google User: Ok The rules are wrong but it's ok should be allowed to play with different rules |
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[2012-04-21] A Google User: Very good Great game couldn't be better |
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[2012-04-21] A Google User: Great game! Great game, rules a little different then what I am use to playing with. But honestly there are soo many versions of this game. Would of given 5 stars of the game was able to keep track of your score. Maybe a global leaderboard maybe even online multi player would be amazing! |
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[2012-04-20] A Google User: Fantastic!! Like others say, rules are a tad different. However I like the new rules, it adds an awesome spin on the game. Needs some other styles to play. Easy for developer to add the original way we used to play with the Red and Black Jokers! |
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[2012-04-20] A Google User: Not the way I remember playing the game.... So deleted it. |
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[2012-04-20] A Google User: Good buit skips peoples turns over and over again. Not cool. |
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[2012-04-19] A Google User: Bad The person who made this spent know how to play |
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[2012-04-19] A Google User: Terrible This game sucks. I wish I could give it zero and not be generous with the stars |
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[2012-04-19] A Google User: Pretty good Rules are a little different then how I used to play but easy adaptable. In fact, I like some of the different rules. And to those complaining about turns being skipped, read the rules, playing a match card skips the next players turn. |
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[2012-04-19] A Google User: Terrible Completely ignores the turn order and sometimes even winning hands. |
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[2012-04-18] A Google User: Bad interface, bug in player turns, doesn't observe 2s rule, equalization rule, and turn rule. |
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[2012-04-18] A Google User: Ok but.... Would be better if P and VP could choose the cards they lose. Tired of losing four 3's down to a pair |
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[2012-04-17] A Google User: Connection I can't connect to my brothers game. I enter the table name and pass and still nothin after 5 min of spamming the thing. Plz fix. Thanks |
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[2012-04-16] A Google User: Bad choice It skips your turn sometimes automatically. You can play a single card on top of a triple to complete the set. The interface is slow and not very fluid. It still needs some Work. |
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[2012-04-16] A Google User: Pretty good The rules are different than when I used to play, but they're pretty good! I like how simple an app it is; out doesn't use much battery power. It would be great if there was an option to play with different rules as out seems that there's a few different versions (ie. We used to play with wild cards and no skipping of turns when you play the same card) and a choice of what cards you want to swap. |
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[2012-04-16] A Google User: Gr8 app |
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[2012-04-15] A Google User: Order in which cards could be played seemed messed up |
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[2012-04-15] A Google User: Galaxy nexus Horrible user interface, cannot play five card hands or even pairs, my cards disappeared when my screen locked and was unable to get them back without restarting the game. Definitely would not recommend this game. |
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[2012-04-14] A Google User: Nope Stupid rules. |
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[2012-04-14] A Google User: great, but how do I play multi? the rules were strange at first, but I got used to them and I like them because it's unpredictable and adds a challenge to the game. only complaint is that I have no idea how to add to the number of players or host/join a multiplayer game. I'd like to recommend this to my friends and play with them but there doesn't seem to be a button or option. I have a galaxy nexus |
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[2012-04-14] A Google User: Joe B Absolutely terrible, an absolute disappointment for a huge fan of the game |
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[2012-04-13] A Google User: Perfect! Very well made. The game mechanics are exactly the same as the President I played in high school. The moves are not predictable (which is good because Prez should be that way), The stack outlining is easily understandable greyish for old stack and white for new stack. The game is very well made. Thank you! |
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[2012-04-12] A Google User: Hmmm... As usual an app got my hopes up and crushed them... seriously? No one uses these rules, its aggravating to be skipped and have my triples getting beat by a single card.. I hope the maker puts more time into this... |
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[2012-04-12] A Google User: Ok Pretty stupid cuz its not even the right rules and u cant connect multi ubless u have table name.... Dumb |
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