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Hello Android (Don't download) в Android Market

Hello Android (Don't download) (v. 1.0)
Разработано Robert Olsen

This is my VERY first Android app. I have been coding for years using various Basic languages on Windows. I have installed Linux-Mint, the Android SDK and Eclipse and have decided to learn Java so I can develop Android apps.

Please don't rate this, or even download it. I made this using a tutorial on android.com

Бесплатно

Категория: Инструменты

Закачек: 5000-10000

Размер: 21.8 KB

Опубликовано: 2010-09-03

Обновлено: 2010-09-03

Официальный сайт:
Robertolsen.no

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Системное имя пакета: com.geotrail.helloandroid

Комментарии и оценки пользователей для Hello Android (Don't download)

[2011-12-12] Pantz:
I've started to use this app daily, and it works a treat. No FCs, unlike some similar apps I've tried. Amazingly, ad free too.

[2011-11-24] Paul B:
Works exactly as expected. Very simple to use.

[2011-11-22] Rupus:
Awesome Best app on Android market. Runs super smoothly on my Desire with Oxygen 2.3.1

[2011-11-20] Raúl:
Love it! Most stable app in the Market! 5 stars!

[2011-11-09] Tai Li:
Simply simplicity! Nice and slick design! Keep up the good work! Can't wait to see more releases!

[2011-11-08] James:
I don't always play on my phone when pooping ... but when I do, I choose this app.

[2011-11-04] Robert:
Rob Wilder This app helped me reach enlightenment

[2011-10-17] Rob:
Best Application Ever Seriously. You need this.

[2011-10-15] Str187:
Does what it says.

[2011-10-15] David:
Cool! i'm also trying to learn Java and app-making. Congrats.

[2011-10-09] Yiannis:
Excellent. The fact that THIS is the only app Chuck Norris installed on his phone is not coincidental

[2011-10-07] Oscar:
Lol Wow just.....wow thank you so much

[2011-09-26] Aldo:
Great Awesome i made same app lol

[2011-09-22] Keelan:
Wow! I have a horrible disease that causes impotence. But with this app I'm able to experience life to its fullest. Bravo!!!!

[2011-09-21] Dustin:
My daddy doesn't beat me anymore after downloading this app!

[2011-09-14] Slava:
WOW!!! This is the best next thing after electricity! And for free! A must have app!

[2011-09-08] John:
Dreams made real!! Dear god,this app made my daddy come home and stop drinking!! Mommy doesn't take the little blue pills anymore and I stopped wetting the bed!!!

[2011-09-06] Markm:
Fantastic! This is the FUNNIEST app in the market! Read all the comments b4 installing. Believe it! LOL!

[2011-08-31] Dylon:
Answer to life This saved my relationship. Whoever made this, i love you

[2011-08-13] CJH:
Huh What the crap is this? Uninstall immediately. Fake comments.

[2011-08-13] Carlos:
Still using this app, daily This app helps prevent pole-shift, allows for climate control, keeps Annunake from returning long enough for us to advance and fight back

[2011-07-29] Ryan:
Best app on the market. Nothing tops this.

[2011-07-25] jk:
Avoided jury duty, excused to change the world! Earned eternal salvation too! Amazing the good caused by this simple app. No widget?

[2011-07-24] James:
Why can't all apps be this reliable? 5 stars to dev!

[2011-07-22] Joseph:
Great app! Wish there were more options though

[2011-07-18] Elliot:
This app is easy on the eyes. I can now die a happy man. In short, this app completes me.

[2011-07-15] Micholas:
I downloaded it because it said not to. . . 5 stars if it had ads

[2011-07-08] JAson:
I've never been able to make my wife orgasm in 10 years of marriage. After downloading this app, Oh oh oh, Yes!!!! God yes! ..... Nuff said.

[2011-07-08] Amit:
Four stars only. Because GOD said all proper sentence shall end with a full stop! :-P

[2011-07-03] the 7/6/2011 :
Should be allowed to move to SD. Otherwise, flawless.

[2011-06-26] Mark:
Wow, I was looking for a different app, "Hello Sailor!", but this is so much more... 'stimulating' ;-)

[2011-06-23] Smite:
God touched my heart, and He sent this App to do it. Thank you, Hello Android. You saved my town from post-apocalyptic mutant raids and cured my AIDS!

[2011-06-23] Christopher:
OMG BEST FREEKIN APP EVERRR!!!!!!!! I LOOOOVVVEEEE IT SOOOO MUCCHHH!!

[2011-06-16] Randal:
Amazing... I have to show my fiance...

[2011-06-14] Dustwun:
One click and now my town is free from mexican gang slayers. now add a button to remove the president.

[2011-06-14] shinken1:
Lions tamed, wars won, can-teach-you-how-to-land-a-plane-in-a-pinch, roots dyed, tires rotated, and your dog gets a bath.....all from your phone!!!!!!

[2011-06-13] Jose:
This app will change your life by effectively soothing itchy anuses !

[2011-06-04] Renam:
Best app ever

[2011-06-04] Dennis:
The funny thing about the market is that you just can't stop people from downloading and rating your apps! Your app works, text book perfect! :)

[2011-06-04] will work for art:
More useful than 90% of apps in the market

[2011-05-29] Danny:
The best thing on Android since Android itself. I showed it to my mom, she has an iPhone, could you posibly make an IOS version?

[2011-05-26] John:
You should totally have multilingual support! I'll upgrade to Bonjour, Android in a second =)

[2011-05-24] Adam:
Brilliant! Lots of fun to show other Droiders! My brother begged me to download it on his phone too. I am impressed at the stunning details included!

[2011-05-08] Kaushu:
Keep it to u. Y on market??

[2011-05-08] Jen:
All this does us say Hello Android. No settings nothing. I don't get it. Uninstall...

[2011-05-08] M:
Do not install app. You'll speak nothing but haiku. And, no uninstall!

[2011-05-06] Josh:
What a sweet ride I got a free lap dance last night because the stripper saw this app on my phone. She had it too!

[2011-05-06] Skel Eton:
I can count to potato

[2011-05-05] Mandrew:
Must-have app. Does exactly what it says. Would definitely pay for a version with extra features.

[2011-05-03] Sam:
Best App Ever It really is.

[2011-05-03] enate:
It shows that $30 registration fee went to good use. 5* IF I can set as default home launcher

[2011-05-03] Shamil:
Magical

[2011-04-26] Rodolfo:
OMG I feel all your coding knowledge get into my mind at moment I opened the app... I feel my penis larger also... I'll send you a pic of before/after

[2011-04-25] Luis:
Brilliant! Awesome! Splendid!

[2011-04-25] Benedict:
This app gave me a perfect girl! Wow!

[2011-04-23] Kr0nZ:
Didn't make me rich

[2011-04-22] Nezin:
The only app on the market that works perfectly.

[2011-04-21] philiolv:
I only gave this 1 star because the application only granted me 1 wish... lame... uninstall. I think Zynga has an app out there that grants 3.

[2011-04-21] eric:
This is the best kept secret on the android app store!

[2011-04-20] Manohar:
This app is the definition of perfection.now I can communicate with whole "world" using this app.very innovative algos are used.

[2011-04-19] Allison:
This app did my laundry and helped me ace my final exams! THANK YOU!!!!

[2011-04-18] PatBarre:
Don't Download? More like MUST DOWNLOAD! It filled in my bald spot, helped me mow my lawn, even made my wife stop cheating on me! Thanks Robert Olsen!

[2011-04-16] Matt:
Never thought there would be an app to teach my dogs to crap outside. But, here it is! Fantastic!

[2011-04-11] chinkostu:
Cured third world hunger!!

[2011-04-09] flibbertigibbet007:
Omg I just realized this app got us congress to pass a budget before the government shutdown in one click! Thanks dev.

[2011-04-03] Bryant:
At first I was a bit skeptical about this application but soon after downloading my penis tripled in both length and girth. Thanks Hello Android!

[2011-04-02] Joshua:
This app save my marriage and my dog from a burning house, im in debt

[2011-03-30] the 4/1/2011 :
great app i ever never seen before!

[2011-03-27] Jon:
This app is more winning then Charlie Sheen. A must have for all app junkies.

[2011-03-24] makaid:
If only this app was here since the beginning of time.

[2011-03-23] Joey:
This app single-handedly brought down the Berlin Wall and won the Great Martian War of 1865.

[2011-03-20] mike:
This app alone cured my cancer and fed all the children in africa

[2011-03-19] Lord Brokali:
Most brilliant app ever you should try this out now it doesn't get any better

[2011-03-09] Hairlessmonkey:
This app's just made me pregnant, and I'm a bloke! Keep up the good work!

[2011-03-08] trevor:
Android 2.3, but how?

[2011-02-23] FT:
Chuck Norris himself could not build a better app. There is more complex logic and advanced algorithms in this app than in a weather simulator.

[2011-02-15] Christopher:
Hello Android? More like Hello Penis!! Added 3 plus inches immediatly after install!! And the anal bleaching feature is best on market! Way to go!!

[2011-02-13] Franci:
I honestly do not know how i have survived without this app! It has changed my life :-)

[2011-02-13] Fanjita:
I like the App, it reminds me of "Hello World" Please do update it, perhaps without any change whatsoever to its complex coding but the version.

[2011-02-09] Anurag:
Wow dude....i was about to give up on this sad depressing life b4 i read your message....thanks for the support

[2011-02-09] rahilliard:
This app saved my marriage! Although different fonts and text sizes would be great. And some GPS functionality? Maybees? Preeeeeze?

[2011-02-07] cory:
I hate to nitpick a great app but I want some options for font and text size

[2011-02-06] jeanes:
I dont even own an android and this app changed my life. I will donate

[2011-02-06] Dom:
This app is great! Also good luck creating apps!

[2011-02-06] josh:
I dont even own an android and this app changed my life. I will donate

[2011-02-05] Marshall:
Wow. All I can say is that this app changed my life. Best on the market. No bugs at all. Is there a donate version?

[2011-02-04] Andrew:
Bought a top spec Android phone, just to use this app. Tight 3D graphics and intuitive interface makes this the best on the market. Can't get enough.

[2011-02-04] Joshua:
This app changed my life...the deep philosophical meaning you can extract from the message is so existential...I am a changed man

[2011-02-02] ayell:
What a greate design.. the dark theme made the ui so friendly... goog job dev

[2011-01-31] jasonmarquette:
I lost 10 pounds with this app!

[2011-01-31] Seabass:
I love being able to go back to the future without the use of Plutonium and driving excessively fast!!

[2011-01-31] blank:
The most amazing app. It helped me find my 2nd wife. Amazing.

[2011-01-30] frank:
wht is this app suppose to do?

[2011-01-29] Alia:
<3 this app! Everything I ever wanted from it, and more! Can't wait for the next thing

[2011-01-29] alia:
<3 this app! Everything I ever wanted from it, and more! Can't wait for the next thing

[2011-01-29] Darklift:
OMG. I vote for this to be the app of the year. Will pay for a pro version.

[2011-01-28] Trey:
This app is amazing! I cant believe it took me this long to find an app that prints money!

[2011-01-27] Anonymous:
I was at the end of my rope, seriously considering hurling myself off a bridge to finish this facade called life... until I found this app. THANK YOU!

[2011-01-27] Sloofus:
I was at the end of my rope, seriously considering hurling myself off a bridge to finish this facade called life... until I found this app. THANK YOU!

[2011-01-26] josh:
All i can say is WOW...absolutely amazing.Took me three days to figure out how to open it, but i got it finally!