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What the Bible Says в Android Market

What the Bible Says (v. 1.1)
Разработано Beyond_Belief_apps

The Bible has some funny advice on just about every topic related to everyday life. The most interesting verses are collected in this app for your amusement.

Christian Bible religion atheist agnostic

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Категория: Справочники

Закачек: 10000-50000

Размер: 152.4 KB

Опубликовано: 2010-10-10

Обновлено: 2010-10-10

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Системное имя пакета: beyondbelief.apps.biblesays

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Комментарии и оценки пользователей для What the Bible Says

[2013-09-28] A Google User:
Great app but stops at H. Great lists and easily searchable but the alphabetical list stops at H. Please fix.

[2013-09-14] A Google User:
WARN! Christiens maybee offensived! Hurts GODs feelings! I tryed it & it says bad words in Holly Bibel & Jesus don't LUV me but its so so wrong cuz, I know HE do! Bibell say so! HA! They hates God & is mokking HIM - this app from Beezelbub, I just knowd it! GOD RAINS on all of us! Theyl'l be SO sorry when Sweet Jesus come down & kills them! Blam! Blam! Blam! HAHAHA! W'ell be so LOL! GO GOD! GO JESUS! Kill kill kill! PRAYES the LORDY! I luv luv luvs ya Jesus! And I luvs the Noodly FSM too (backup plan!), BIBBEL SAY luvs your enemas & turn theys cheeks! HEEHEE!

[2013-07-22] A Google User:
Disrespectful to any religion no matter what religon u r... noone should make fun of it. Christians are good people too just like everyone else.

[2013-07-17] A Google User:
Short, not finished Comment explains it pretty well. Not many of the other topics/problems with the bible.

[2013-06-18] A Google User:
Good but needs work and more content

[2013-06-08] A Google User:
Needs more content Was expecting something closer to the skeptics annotated bible.

[2013-05-20] A Google User:
LOL Old Testament, New Testament... Whatever! Same god. Under what premises are genocide, slavery and women supression a good thing? Does God free humankind from his own sick game because his grace? Wow... How much sense!

[2013-05-19] A Google User:
Hahaha I beleive somewhere in mathew "Jesus" whom never existed btw said that you where to live by the old laws and if you removed them and taught otherwise hell awaited you so that whole new covenant bullshit is false start killing everyone for everything chirstians cause that's how you get into heaven even though thou shalt not kill snd all :)

[2013-05-19] A Google User:
Poor programming. Poor programing. Cheaply made to hurt other people's view.

[2013-05-15] A Google User:
Christians are idiots Their precious Jesus clearly states for them not to judge or they will be judged in the same way. I guess they'll all be going to hell with us. Idiots...

[2013-04-17] A Google User:
Sad little brainwashed sheep Atheist and proud that I don't believe in fairytales, murderous old hippies in the sky and what cannot be PROVEN by scientists. Choaking on religious vomit crammed down my throat as a child CREATED this Atheist. The main thing that pis**s me off if they preach I'm going to hell. Why should they care? Don't care what silliness you believe but leave me alone if I abhor and detest your child molesting priests, and back stabbing your friends Monday-Saturday and Sunday evenings. Bible be damned.

[2013-04-08] A Google User:
Great ;) Blasphemy! How dar u athiests reed our Bible! Ur not suposed to reed the bad parts. Those dont count anymore. I will pray for u horrable people to be saved. That's what all you theist sound like. Idiots.

[2013-03-26] A Google User:
More please! More topics please!

[2013-03-05] A Google User:
Read your Bible This hogwash about the Old Testament not counting needs to stop. The New Testament has Jesus saying all of the old laws still apply. Now and forever.

[2013-03-03] A Google User:
Only a small part... This only covers A through H. So it is very incomplete!

[2013-02-27] A Google User:
Excellent app I wish Christians would stop crying every time they see an atheist app . If the bible was true, then you should have no problem defending it .

[2013-02-25] A Google User:
Wow I think it's ironic that a Christian would download an app they are so against, just to put their 2 cents in the comment section lol.

[2013-02-09] A Google User:
Bible is a silly piece of fiction Awesome app.

[2013-01-24] A Google User:
False The top half of that verse you have set as a pic is not true but the for half that is true God was talking about the blessings and the judgments of Israel and their enemies.

[2013-01-23] A Google User:
Excellent app

[2013-01-07] A Google User:
So called 'christians' Good grief. To the person that made the comment that atheists read the bible so they're not so atheist afterall. Congratulations you're another brainwashed idiot. In my opinion anyway- an atheist prefers to arm themselves with facts -and in order to find all the contradictions in the book you claim is god's word and perfect-they read it and laugh at how ridiculous it is and are shocked that ppl actually are dumb enough to believe it. Continue to cherry pick -and we'll continue to laugh at you. Good day!

[2012-12-21] A Google User:
Disrespectful Many of the verses in this app are taken way out of context. For example: the Bible never condones a father sleeping with his child and getting her pregnant (yes, that is actually in there) For all of those who are glad to see the "religious getting our undies in a bunch", even though you may not agree, youre blatantly disrespecting something that we value. Tasteless...

[2012-12-04] A Google User:
Poor Most things taken out of context and somethings completly misquoted instant uninstall

[2012-11-25] A Google User:
Lol Haha all these Christians are the reason why ignorance and intolerance is still alive and well. Religion is poison. It poisons everything. To say this is taken out of context but being able to decide what we should understand and what we should dismiss makes no sense.

[2012-11-21] A Google User:
Incomplete This is a work no longer in progress. It end at letter H (aitch), just before "heaven" and "hell"! Will delete and try again if it ever gets completed. Where is my pastafarian divinity? A.

[2012-11-09] A Google User:
Imaginary friends Do u crazies really believe we are in fear of your imaginary friends and their wrath? Hahahahahaha!

[2012-10-17] A Google User:
Haters Gonna hate

[2012-10-17] Rob Deth:
Haters Gonna hate

[2012-10-09] A Google User:
Great Love the dirty truth of the bible

[2012-10-09] Betti:
Great Love the dirty truth of the bible

[2012-10-02] A Google User:
Hilarious This app is even funnier than the one-star, butthurt comments. Nicely done.

[2012-10-02] Forsythia:
Hilarious This app is even funnier than the one-star, butthurt comments. Nicely done.

[2012-09-28] A Google User:
Incomplete I love this app but it stops at H. I'd keep it if it was anywhere near complete.

[2012-09-28] prgrl99:
Incomplete I love this app but it stops at H. I'd keep it if it was anywhere near complete.

[2012-09-24] A Google User:
More examples of Biblical evil Not that we need more proof that the Bible is mostly vile nonsense, it is good to see yet another example of well deserved mockery.

[2012-09-24] OakWise:
More examples of Biblical evil Not that we need more proof that the Bible is mostly vile nonsense, it is good to see yet another example of well deserved mockery.

[2012-09-05] A Google User:
Not good Awful

[2012-09-05] Nikki:
Not good Awful

[2012-09-04] A Google User:
Love it! Hate the ads though; most are Christian in nature.

[2012-09-04] A Google User:
Message to atheists Please all non believers wait and see, i rated one because i couldn't rate 0

[2012-09-04] Lynette:
Love it! Hate the ads though; most are Christian in nature.

[2012-09-04] nicole:
Message to atheists Please all non believers wait and see, i rated one because i couldn't rate 0

[2012-08-21] A Google User:
The Bible disgusts me It makes me sick to my stomach.

[2012-08-21] Natalie:
The Bible disgusts me It makes me sick to my stomach.

[2012-08-20] A Google User:
Boo You guys could all try not being douchebags. That might work. It's like people try so hard to dump on the other side that they forget they'd rather just believe what they want....

[2012-08-20] Adam:
Boo You guys could all try not being douchebags. That might work. It's like people try so hard to dump on the other side that they forget they'd rather just believe what they want....

[2012-08-08] A Google User:
Great The comments on here just make this app all the more precious lol, keep it up dev!

[2012-08-08] josh:
Great The comments on here just make this app all the more precious lol, keep it up dev!

[2012-08-05] Guillermo:
Crystal Wow I was very appalled by the things I read here. First of all I would like to say that i am 15 and im a christian,I attend a non denomination church which means we don't judge you that's Gods job not ours. What i read here was clearly translated by a complete and utter idiot. I myself reread the verses with a real bible and i assure you that if you too read the real verses you will understand what it really means. My point was that if you read this stuff and belive it without reading the bible its l

[2012-07-29] A Google User:
Very good Now we can discus with believers using this app to show how stupid their religion is.

[2012-07-29] Jesus:
Very good Now we can discus with believers using this app to show how stupid their religion is.

[2012-07-26] A Google User:
Scary I used to be religious until I stopped and thought about what they were selling. Now the craziness of all religious folks scares me. Religion is destroying our world. So many people die in the name of religion. Crusades, the inquisition, the holocost, 911....

[2012-07-26] Chris:
Scary I used to be religious until I stopped and thought about what they were selling. Now the craziness of all religious folks scares me. Religion is destroying our world. So many people die in the name of religion. Crusades, the inquisition, the holocost, 911....

[2012-07-23] A Google User:
Fairy tales. You can read the bible and be an ashiest. Like people read fairy tales. Neither are factual. Silly Christians.

[2012-07-23] Elly:
Fairy tales. You can read the bible and be an ashiest. Like people read fairy tales. Neither are factual. Silly Christians.

[2012-07-22] A Google User:
Misleading these verses r out of context -.-

[2012-07-22] Hayden:
Misleading these verses r out of context -.-

[2012-07-17] A Google User:
There is no invisible magic man in the sky Haha the religious call us athiests ignorant for throwing quotes from there own book back at them. I don't need a book to tell me to be a good person, because i am just naturally a good person.

[2012-07-17] Matt:
There is no invisible magic man in the sky Haha the religious call us athiests ignorant for throwing quotes from there own book back at them. I don't need a book to tell me to be a good person, because i am just naturally a good person.

[2012-07-08] A Google User:
Im a Christian And ive read the bible, whoever made this app sure took the time to find verses, that dont pertain to us anymore, (point being he-or-she, read it) not so athiest after all.. regardless if you believe in God or his word is on YOU, I REALLY DONT CARE IF YOU HATERS GO TO HELL OR NOT, WE ARE CALLED TO LOVE, BUT TO DESPISE WHAT IS EVIL, IF EVIL IS THE ROUTE U CHOSE, THEN MORE POWER TO U. WHAT GOD DID IN THE OLD TESTAMENT ISNT UR DANG BUSINESS, WHAT IS UR BUSINESS IS TO ACCEPT HIS SON JESUS CHRIST, OR NOT!

[2012-07-08] Jen:
Im a Christian And ive read the bible, whoever made this app sure took the time to find verses, that dont pertain to us anymore, (point being he-or-she, read it) not so athiest after all.. regardless if you believe in God or his word is on YOU, I REALLY DONT CARE IF YOU HATERS GO TO HELL OR NOT, WE ARE CALLED TO LOVE, BUT TO DESPISE WHAT IS EVIL, IF EVIL IS THE ROUTE U CHOSE, THEN MORE POWER TO U. WHAT GOD DID IN THE OLD TESTAMENT ISNT UR DANG BUSINESS, WHAT IS UR BUSINESS IS TO ACCEPT HIS SON JESUS CHRIST, OR NOT!

[2012-06-23] A Google User:
Bow Down!! Bow to your master you thought slaves! Be blind to the real world. Get on your knees and pray away the only short life you will ever have.

[2012-06-23] Vince:
Bow Down!! Bow to your master you thought slaves! Be blind to the real world. Get on your knees and pray away the only short life you will ever have.

[2012-06-14] A Google User:
An app spreading God's Word Philippians 1:15-18 NASB Some, to be sure, are preaching Christ even from envy and strife, but some also from good will; the latter do it out of love, knowing that I am appointed for the defense of the gospel; the former proclaim Christ out of selfish ambition rather than from pure motives, thinking to cause me distress in my imprisonment. What then? Only that in every way, whether in pretense or in truth, Christ is proclaimed; and in this I rejoice. Yes, and I will rejoice,

[2012-06-14] Adam:
An app spreading God's Word Philippians 1:15-18 NASB Some, to be sure, are preaching Christ even from envy and strife, but some also from good will; the latter do it out of love, knowing that I am appointed for the defense of the gospel; the former proclaim Christ out of selfish ambition rather than from pure motives, thinking to cause me distress in my imprisonment. What then? Only that in every way, whether in pretense or in truth, Christ is proclaimed; and in this I rejoice. Yes, and I will rejoice,

[2012-06-03] A Google User:
Great. Although I am an Agnostic, I still like it.

[2012-06-03] Stephen:
Great. Although I am an Agnostic, I still like it.

[2012-05-10] A Google User:
Great Awesome app. I wish it didnt stop at homosexuality, please update. The Christian comments on here only make it better; they reveal their own ignorance here. The bible is a truly horrifying book.

[2012-05-10] Kyle:
Great Awesome app. I wish it didnt stop at homosexuality, please update. The Christian comments on here only make it better; they reveal their own ignorance here. The bible is a truly horrifying book.

[2012-05-06] A Google User:
Can we just stop? Listen, I abhor Christianity, but there's no reason to use facts against these brainwashed people. They love their book (that they probably haven't read), and there isn't anything that will sway them to think objectively. The app itself is good, though.

[2012-05-06] Dominic:
Can we just stop? Listen, I abhor Christianity, but there's no reason to use facts against these brainwashed people. They love their book (that they probably haven't read), and there isn't anything that will sway them to think objectively. The app itself is good, though.

[2012-04-20] A Google User:
Handy for quick reference Funny to read all the Xn comments - so ignorant. They don't realise that the context IS horrific genocide, superstition and intolerance. That's what the Bible is. They all believe in an Iron Age human sacrifice in the Middle East. Shame this app uses the KJV. Apart from that this is useful for late night discussions in the pub - or arguing with the family!

[2012-04-20] Geoff:
Handy for quick reference Funny to read all the Xn comments - so ignorant. They don't realise that the context IS horrific genocide, superstition and intolerance. That's what the Bible is. They all believe in an Iron Age human sacrifice in the Middle East. Shame this app uses the KJV. Apart from that this is useful for late night discussions in the pub - or arguing with the family!

[2012-04-17] A Google User:
Nice and simple UI could use a little prettyfying other than that an excellent app with a lot of inspirational Bible verses.

[2012-04-17] Radko:
Nice and simple UI could use a little prettyfying other than that an excellent app with a lot of inspirational Bible verses.

[2012-04-10] A Google User:
OUT OF CONTEXT This app is not a concordance or by any means a tool to study the word of God. Single verses are displayed out of context for the amusement of the author of this app. Ease look elsewhere.

[2012-04-10] Hector:
OUT OF CONTEXT This app is not a concordance or by any means a tool to study the word of God. Single verses are displayed out of context for the amusement of the author of this app. Ease look elsewhere.

[2012-04-07] A Google User:
Nice job! Out of context my @$$. Only an incompetent Christian could use that pathetic of an argument. Mabey ur god should have been a better auther and not have written a book so EASILY taken out of context! U Christians r pathetic morons with no brains and no argument.

[2012-04-07] Michael:
Nice job! Out of context my @$$. Only an incompetent Christian could use that pathetic of an argument. Mabey ur god should have been a better auther and not have written a book so EASILY taken out of context! U Christians r pathetic morons with no brains and no argument.

[2012-03-15] A Google User:
It uses one verse and not the whole passage,,, misleading but kinda funny.

[2012-03-15] samer:
It uses one verse and not the whole passage,,, misleading but kinda funny.

[2012-03-02] Eli:
Yummy Some wisdom are funny

[2012-02-29] A Google User:
Funny Christians Any of you Christians that think that they can explain all of these quotes, thats all fine, but the biggest slight of your religion that no one talks about is the 10 commandments and how they are not the actual 10 commandments. The real 10 commandments are in Exodus 34:1-28, yet none of you Christians follow them today, so in turn all of you Christians are going to hell according to god.

[2012-02-29] Jonathan:
Funny Christians Any of you Christians that think that they can explain all of these quotes, thats all fine, but the biggest slight of your religion that no one talks about is the 10 commandments and how they are not the actual 10 commandments. The real 10 commandments are in Exodus 34:1-28, yet none of you Christians follow them today, so in turn all of you Christians are going to hell according to god.

[2012-01-25] A Google User:
Great. I would habe given this app five star just for the hilarious comments. You know it is a good app when the religious have there undies in a twist.

[2012-01-25] Ryan:
Great. I would habe given this app five star just for the hilarious comments. You know it is a good app when the religious have there undies in a twist.

[2011-12-12] A Google User:
Great app. For all of you that are mad about context go read in context and explain how killing children can ever be okay.

[2011-12-12] Charles:
Great app. For all of you that are mad about context go read in context and explain how killing children can ever be okay.

[2011-12-08] A Google User:
FOLLOWER OF TRUTH & PIECE WHAT MAN MEANS FOR HARM JESUS TURNS INTO GOOD... HANDY SEND MESSAGE option PRAISE GOD HE RAINS THE ALPHA & OMEGA beging & END...

[2011-12-08] justin:
FOLLOWER OF TRUTH & PIECE WHAT MAN MEANS FOR HARM JESUS TURNS INTO GOOD... HANDY SEND MESSAGE option PRAISE GOD HE RAINS THE ALPHA & OMEGA beging & END...

[2011-11-06] A Google User:
More Reasons to belive in my green robot called android

[2011-11-06] JAIRO:
More Reasons to belive in my green robot called android

[2011-10-17] A Google User:
Something seems odd about the permissions. Why do you need to read phone state and identity, and know about running apps?

[2011-10-17] ADTC:
Something seems odd about the permissions. Why do you need to read phone state and identity, and know about running apps?

[2011-10-10] A Google User:
Meg Thanks! I've been waiting for one of these. Lol

[2011-10-10] Skycomet:
Meg Thanks! I've been waiting for one of these. Lol

[2011-09-23] A Google User:
Great app! Pls keep adding to it.

[2011-09-23] Rob:
Great app! Pls keep adding to it.

[2011-08-31] A Google User:
Haha. U guys believe in a mythical being, how childish are you thiests?

[2011-08-31] Ben:
Haha. U guys believe in a mythical being, how childish are you thiests?