Последние обновлённые развлекательные приложения в Android Market

Vtipy (v. 1.2)

Megabyte Bomb опубликовал приложение 2012-01-22
(обновлено 2014-02-09)

Nejlepší vtipy v kapse!

Zasmějte se! U nás najdete nejlepší vtipy a příběhy!

Tisíce skvělých vtipů, díky kterým bude váš den naprosto bez chyby! Čekáte na autobus?
Čekáte ve frontě? Nudíte se? Vyzkoušejte tuto aplikaci a zlepšete si náladu nebo rozesmějte svého kamaráda.

Vtipy jsou uspořádány do 19 kategorií: Blondýnky, Černý humor, Doktoři, Hádanky, Chuck Norris, Kameňáky, Lordi, Opilci, Pepíček, Počítače, Policajti, Politika, Rodina, Sex, Somálci, Škola, Ze života, Zvířátka, Ostatní.
Sdílejte je se svými přáteli přes e-mail, Facebook nebo Twitter.

Bavte se!

Příklady vtipů:

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Pepíček křičí: "Mami, to maso je hrozně tvrdý!"
Maminka odpoví: "Mlč a jez, vždyť víš, že byl dědeček starej!"

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Pepíček chce bratříčka tak jde do sexshopu říká:
"Já chci bratřítka."
Prodavač mu podá lahvičku s tabletama a dodává:
"Jednu tatínkovi ráno do kafe!"
Pepíček to tam nasype všecno, že bude mít víc bratříčků. Druhý den jde znovu do sexshopu chlap mu říká:
"Máš bratříčka?"
On: "No máma je těhotná, segra je těhotná, já si nemůžu sednout a pes nemůže do shodů."


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Co znamená jedno zrnko rýže na WC?
Že somálské dítě celou noc zvracelo.

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Je krásné ráno. Chlapeček se probouzí a vidí ve svém pokoji modrého králíka. "Kdo jsi?"
"Já jsem Azurit." "A co tu děláš?" "Kradu ti rifle."
"A budeš tady, až se rátím?" "No ty si asi vadnej, ne?"

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Americký doktor navštíví československou nemocnici a při prohlídce narazí na zamčenou místnost s nápisem AIDS .
Český doktor vysvětluje: "Tady máme pacienty s AIDS, dostávají třikrát denně palačinky."
"Palačinky?" diví se americký doktor, to je nějaká nová terapie?"
"Ne," odpoví český doktor, "ale je to to jediné, co se dá prostrčit pod dveřmi."

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Ať se vám líbí!

Chatman Soundboard (v. 1.4)

mensly опубликовал приложение 2012-01-22
(обновлено 2014-02-09)

CHATMAN
DOTA
GHOST NAPPA
GO SNAPPER

RFM, le meilleur de la musique (v. 1.5.2)

Lagardère Active Digital опубликовал приложение 2010-02-03
(обновлено 2014-02-09)

Avec l’appli RFM :
- Ecoutez en live les meilleurs hits et artistes du moment!
- Retrouvez vos animateurs préférés
- Alternez les rythmes musicaux et les mélodies en surfant sur les 3 radios thématiques
- Recommandez vos titres favoris à vos amis.
- Réagissez en direct aux émissions.
- Ecoutez les podcasts de vos émission

Children TV - videos for kids (v. 22)

ChicagoAndroid.com опубликовал приложение 2011-01-22
(обновлено 2014-02-08)

This application is designed for children to enjoy and adults who want to learn foreign languages.

It was inspired by seeing my daughter search and watch YouTube cartoons. We wanted to create a SAFE and convenient app for our children to enjoy during the long car rides, etc.

Please note - all videos are hosted and played by YouTube.com  player, we have no control over YouTube content. Our service is limited to finding child-appropriate videos and rating them by language, fun and age.

Nimportequi (v. 2.1)

IPCREA опубликовал приложение 2012-01-21
(обновлено 2014-02-07)

Watch all the crazy videos of Remi Gaillard this is the official application of the website nimportequi.com.

You have access to over 100 videos like : "REMI KART," "Rocky," "I SHOT THE POLICE", "KANGAROO" and many others.

With the application you can:

- View all videos by categories (Animals, Elevators, Movies, Sports, Nonsense, Flash Mob, Video Games and Other)

- Get the Top 10 most viewed videos

- Share videos with your friends on Facebook, Twitter, by SMS or by email.

- Store your favorite videos

- Search videos by keywords, etc..

Talking Rex the Dinosaur (v. 1.1.5)

Outfit7 Ltd. опубликовал приложение 2011-01-22
(обновлено 2014-02-07)

★★★ Talking T. Rex ★★★
Rex is a talking dinosaur, a Tyrannosaurus rex. He can repeat anything you say with his deep threatening voice.

You can pet him, poke his tail, head & body. You can even feed him a steak, make him fight another t-rex or play fetch with him.

Record your own videos of Rex and share them on YouTube & Facebook, send them by email/MMS (text) or save them to SD card.

★★★ How to Play: ★★★
✔ Talk to Rex and he will repeat your words with his deep dinosaur voice.
✔ Touch his tail and he will try to bite you.
✔ Poke Rex repeatedly and he will get very angry.
✔ Pet him and he will really enjoy.
✔ Press buttons to make Rex fight another T. Rex, eat a steak or play fetch.

★★★ Press Menu -> Settings to: ★★★
✔ Make him listen longer before repeating
✔ Clear the Facebook/YouTube login data

END-USER LICENSE AGREEMENT FOR ANDROID:
http://outfit7.com/eula-android/

Droid Notification Test Button (v. 2.0)

Nicholas Olmoz опубликовал приложение 2012-01-19
(обновлено 2014-02-05)

For future reference and to all bad reviewers, this was just a test application to make sure my software worked properly. I didn't expect it to become this popular, and now there is a button in the app to get you the ringtone.

RINGTONE NOW AVAILABLE ON MARKET FOR $.99! THANKS FOR YOUR PATIENCE! Just look at my other applications!

Want to hear the famous Droid noise? Just click the Droid logo to hear "Droid" in the robotic voice we've come to know and love.
Any package sign errors should be fixed with a reboot. Questions or concerns? Feel free to email me! Have a request for another button? Also feel free to email me! I will try my best to make buttons for you, as long as they are appropriate.

*NOTE* All graphics/fonts/sounds are copyright Google and their respective owners.

Get well Postcards (v. 2.12)

Roces опубликовал приложение 2010-08-14
(обновлено 2014-02-05)

Lovely postcards, weekly updates - pick from lots of carefully selected pictures, add your text, and send via MMS, e-mail and more or set as wallpaper. Save postards and send them again :)

Penis Size Calculator (v. ANDROID-20)

trustmobtech опубликовал приложение 2012-01-19
(обновлено 2014-02-05)

Ever wonder what's your friend or boyfriend penis size? Ever wonder who has bigger? It's not sick, it's totally normal! Most people wonder about those things, but too shy to simply compare or to use a regular ruler on your boyfriend.

Here comes this great application to help you and your friends! The interactive ruler in this application will estimate it using the scientific index finger to penis length correlation algorithm.

If you spotted wrong measurement please submit the real size by pressing the "Incorrect" button and entering the right values. We are constantly working on formula improvements and that statistics will help us. Thank you.

This application strongly related to sex, love, game, fun, toy and first of all of course joke.

*p.s. This application is rather stupid, but amusing. Designed for fun & as an educational tool only!

Comments are much appreciated!

Now with even more accurate measurement algorithm! Try it!

復活の呪文が違います2 (v. 1.2)

Toro опубликовал приложение 2012-01-18
(обновлено 2014-02-03)

Androidアプリ「復活の呪文2」で変換した文字を元にもどすアプリぞよ。

Android端末を持っているあの子からtwitterやメールで
復活の呪文風の言葉が送られてきたときに
使ってみてみるのじゃ。

twiccaプラグインにも対応したぞよ。

※ゲームの復活の呪文は復活できません














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