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The Holy Fucking Bible - FREE (v. 1.2) Разработано Amazing Bullshit |
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[2013-09-23] A Google User: Blasphemous God forgive them for they know not what they do. |
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[2013-09-10] A Google User: Bad thing for Christian Too many vulgarities |
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[2013-08-16] A Google User: Wrong How many things are wrong with the title and way it is described. I hope the creator of this app literally goes to hell. |
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[2013-08-15] A Google User: Shanto Good |
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[2013-08-02] A Google User: According to the bible. All of us are descended from Adam and Eve and 2 sons. Think about that. Pagan here and find this hilarious. Good job. :-) |
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[2013-07-13] A Google User: Its fine for you to have your own thoughts but this isn't cool at all |
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[2013-07-10] A Google User: Blah I just felt wrong listening to that |
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[2013-06-09] A Google User: 5 stars |
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[2013-05-31] A Google User: This is fuckin awesome Wowers! Great |
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[2013-05-13] A Google User: Hell ya God is fake idiots |
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[2013-05-13] A Google User: Seriously? Yes i am a muslim. But why? You will cause destruction |
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[2013-04-21] A Google User: Awesome Gave it 5 stars just because of all the religious nutjobs making comments. I dont go on real bible apps writing science and how unintelligent you are for believing such nonsense. Go away and read the whole bible cover to cover, you'll be an Atheist soon after. |
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[2013-04-15] A Google User: It's malware? You mean it doesn't read the Bible to you like the Boondock Saints? Such a shame. 5 stars for ignorant religious people thinking their opinions matter on useless harmless apps. |
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[2013-04-14] A Google User: Idiot The creater of this ap p is really idiot and not able to reslize what he is doing |
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[2013-04-01] A Google User: This app is the worst at the whole world This app is bad...you disrespect the bible and you disrespect God!!!!!!!how dare you made this app.YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER!DO NOT GET THIS BAD APP!You will suffer heavy consequence you said about God...your app is satanic!how dare you made this app"!!!! |
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[2013-03-27] A Google User: Awesome That's freaking funny. Gotta love the lords prayer. |
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[2013-03-11] A Google User: Malware found ! God. The most amazing bullsh*t ever created. |
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[2013-02-16] A Google User: Lmao at the comment This guy is going on about, "to delete this is a direct violation of this constitutional right!" Lmao. This isn't the sidewalk, this isn't public property. Google can take down anything they want. Same with people bitching about facebook stuff getting deleted. You don't have a freedom of speach on someone elses property. |
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[2013-02-13] A Google User: Just Find a way for us to show off our groovy high fashion clothes w/this app, you know, like they get to do in church. Yep. |
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[2013-02-12] A Google User: Lame What makes you think youre any different than the ubercon self proclaimed "saved people"? Claiming freedom of speech now but boycotting chick fila and the boyscouts for expressing what they believe. Who isn't a hypocrite these days? |
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[2013-02-02] A Google User: lol im a pagan and i say bravo its abput time the christians get knocked down a peg. fyi scientists agree either no god or all so your fucked christians |
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[2013-01-18] A Google User: poooo boaring waste time |
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[2012-12-31] A Google User: Pointless app I wish i could give this app negative 1 million stars!! Pointless crap!! Were not idiots who believe in god..GOD IS REAL!! Who created this world?? God...and you believe in some crap theories about how the world begun!! Who protects us from the calamities that are happening all over the world??? God...some of you may have some dead relatives that died because of calamities, thats bcoz god is already taking him/her to the afterlife...JESUS OR ALLAH OR ANY GOD YOU BELIEVE IN ARE ALL THE SAME!!! Realy pointles |
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[2012-12-17] A Google User: Funny I am Jesus, and l find the application quite amusing. Support free speech by purchasing the .99 version. Keep them coming, and I will keep buying. I'd pay double for a Quran version. Thanks. |
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[2012-12-09] A Google User: Rick Ballard Even though I'm a proud atheist, i read the Bible. it's a good book. but so is Aesop's Fables. It doesn't mean i should believe in taking foxes and geese. |
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[2012-12-01] A Google User: Virus Avast antivirus says that this app is a virus so I would not download it if I were you |
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[2012-12-01] A Google User: The Bib'l The book of all the religions that were around before christianity, using there stories and Edda's. Read the Poetic Edda of the Norse (Odinism) |
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[2012-12-01] A Google User: Gee I like this bible |
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[2012-11-20] A Google User: Malware Upon installation, avast promptly informed me that this was malware. DO NOT DOWNLOAD! Instead get avast to put devs like this one out of business. If they're malware doesn't get installed, they can't use your device against you which will mean they won't have an incentive to pollute the internet wkth garbage. |
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[2012-11-19] A Google User: awesome too funny |
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[2012-11-18] A Google User: if we... yes we respect your opinion .. but it is not good to put some.. trash words in something that we use or respect.. so if we respect all of you ,you should respect our beliefs. .... PLEASE RESPECT |
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[2012-10-30] A Google User: Haha Really weird app that i've ever seen. Successfully make me LOL every time i hear it. So, what kind of punishment(s) you think for the dev?? |
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[2012-10-29] A Google User: Free thinkers I love how all the Christians can't spell. |
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[2012-10-24] A Google User: AA All religions are filled with fu@#ing lies. There is no God. Atheism is gaining ground. Science is the answer. |
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[2012-10-22] A Google User: Hey Dont u know god gives us chances? And f**k u to people tht gives 1star. |
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[2012-10-19] A Google User: Jesus loves you... God bless you all... |
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[2012-10-15] A Google User: So sad.... Alli i can say is if u only knew THE TRUTH....AMEN...PRAYING FOR ALL OF U THAT LIKE THIS APP....AMEN.... |
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[2012-10-13] A Google User: Im Christian RC This people think thAt satan love him when he make this app .. He think Hell is a good place for him ...SATAN Never love us .. |
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[2012-10-05] A Google User: Infected. Don't download AVG says infected |
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[2012-10-02] A Google User: Please fix! I just now tried to download & got a virus alert. please fix! chrisianity=insanity |
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[2012-09-17] A Google User: Lol Omg too funny. The app merely has a computer voice read certain bible passages with the word "fu@#ing" thrown in at amusing places. I don't know what all the fuss is about. It's still bible passages just with a little added color. Relax Christians. |
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[2012-09-15] A Google User: Great Great to see some kick back to the bible bashers in an amusing way. Well done! |
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[2012-09-05] A Google User: Hey lorento Guess what has caused the most devastation in human history. Holy wars, witch burnings, holy crusades, biblical genocide. Must I continue? |
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[2012-08-29] A Google User: Dumb! |
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[2012-08-28] A Google User: -10 Rating All the Lord ever did was try to help u avoid judgement & wrath. Y would u make something like this? |
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[2012-08-20] A Google User: trojan removed by avast |
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[2012-08-06] A Google User: This is childish But I did giggle a whole bunch. I'm not sure how this is offensive except to maybe over sensitive controlling nancys who have no sense of humor. |
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[2012-08-03] A Google User: Debate funnier than the app I think the debate occurring in the apps comments is funnier than the app. Not offended by any means but it is an over-gratuitous use of the f-word. |
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[2012-07-28] A Google User: Crap Other than crap, whats more? |
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[2012-07-28] A Google User: Tool I HAVE SHITASSFUCK tourettes, and this tool helps me learn about the word of some guy who talked to Jesus at SOME COCKSUKKING point then wrote some stuff down. Good job. CCCCCUUUUNNNT. |
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[2012-07-27] A Google User: Haha, good stuff. For you whiners. "Why So Serious?" It's for entertainment, nothing more. Besides that, have you read the book? Songs of Solomon? That's all I'm saying... |
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[2012-07-25] A Google User: T.T Too funny!! |
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[2012-07-23] A Google User: God watches over you each and every day. This is not right. whoever does this, you should be very ashamed. I will pray for you. |
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[2012-07-23] A Google User: Fucking Awesome!!! Fucking 5-Stars !!! Keep it up!! |
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[2012-07-22] A Google User: Malware! Seemed okay then it literally filled my desktop with links and ads. Even though it was amusing as an app. |
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[2012-07-19] A Google User: Sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad Sad, very, very, very sad. I'll pray for you. I'm not perfect. But trying. And this bible version is not it. Pray God does have a sense of humor. And keep praying. |
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[2012-07-18] A Google User: Sigh The christian god is evil and its good people dont believe the rubbish and lies christians spread |
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[2012-07-18] A Google User: INFECTED! I downloaded and my virus protectors went off like crazy. |
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[2012-07-06] A Google User: Love it I fukin love it gave me laughs and I got to read comments from all the fukin hater troll facsLOL u wont go to hell they will the Bible says thou shalt not judge these idiots dnt. Know the Bible :D |
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[2012-07-02] A Google User: wow goood work u all who made this fuking bible lmfao!!!! |
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[2012-06-27] A Google User: Undi poora Kuntdi ko fuxck kArne krelliye |
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[2012-06-22] A Google User: Hahaa! C'mon guys. It's just funny. God had enough sense of humour to convince you he hates bacon (what kind of "he" hates bacon??), he's obiviously gonna forgive you for a laugh at his expense. |
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[2012-06-22] A Google User: There is no god For all thise who cursed this app ... Then hear closely there is no god u isiots what was he doin when a girk is raped ...?? Huh popping up popcorns over the show...?? Idiots ... tak ur head out of gutter n think rationally ... GOOD APP KEEP'EM COMING.. ;) |
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[2012-06-22] A Google User: Great Stuff. Love it. The fact that it's being attacked however should be looked in to, flagged as spam. |
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[2012-06-16] A Google User: I am a Christian I am a nondenominational Christian, but I found this quite hilarious. To all who are offended...realize that the people responsible for this app arent the only people that need to grow up. I personally think its a bit childish and extremely ignorant to condemn somebody for an attempt at some humor. I dont ask anyonone to find this funny, but at least tone down the truly "hateful" remarks...as it is NOT your place to condemn someone. To do so is to defy God, by trying to take his place. |
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[2012-06-06] A Google User: Disgraceful Basphemy |
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[2012-06-04] A Google User: Upset I am sad for the creators of this app because they probably don't know the jesus loves them. |
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[2012-06-01] A Google User: Worst app ever so stupid who is the idiot you makes this |
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[2012-05-27] A Google User: Ball bags... I don't exactly have a hard-on for Jesus, but this app is funny for the merest fraction of a second. You won't offend any devout Christians anyway, they've all got iPhones. |
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[2012-05-16] A Google User: Poor child you are, aren't you? I would not even give any star. You must be a very pathetic person. |
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[2012-05-14] A Google User: Reads out the text in an accented voice.. using profanity. Giving one star because the stop button does not work Also antivirus flagged it as malware.. but i figured that was all the religious fanatics |
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[2012-05-14] A Google User: Nr.1 Just great :D |
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[2012-05-10] A Google User: Not good. Twisted Blasphemy |
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[2012-05-05] A Google User: JesuaFuckingChrist! Awesome. |
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[2012-04-29] A Google User: Avast security Says this has malware!! |
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[2012-04-20] A Google User: VIRUS ALERT! 5 stars for the concept... Someone has attached a TROJAN VIRUS to this file.My Galaxy Wonder smartphone had to be reformatted, and after installing a Avast! antivirus to replace the antivirus that I had previously, it was mentioned to me that there was a TROJAN VIRUS attached to this file. My phone was TOTALLY screwed. |
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[2012-04-20] A Google User: F U Dev. Every dog has his day... |
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[2012-04-19] A Google User: Amen Its funny. Dont b so uptight. Its not blasphemy to add a word here an there |
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[2012-04-15] A Google User: Great App Great app. Should drive the fundies crazy. |
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[2012-04-03] A Google User: This app is of the devil I ask Jesus to forgive you and I hope you find Him before its to late |
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[2012-04-03] A Google User: Theres always gunna be another religion. . In my eyes there all wrong. And btw whose this muslim guy with his christian brother thing? Twin towers? |
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[2012-03-29] A Google User: Erased it. I'm a Christian and feel if someone else wants to put this on their phone its their choice like our choice if we download the bible. |
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[2012-03-29] A Google User: @Justin So ur gonna trash on religion because what we say is a little far fetched to you. U believe that out of no where when nothing existed not even time there was an explosion that created matter and energy? First of all this statement its self denies the law of Bio Genesis and clearly could never happen. Second I was never a single cell organism, and the fact that we have eyes that work as they do not even Darwin could explain. If your gonna bash on religion for being far fetched look at ur own beliefs. |
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[2012-03-28] A Google User: Lol I guess you will all wait until your flat on your backs to look up to god you'll wait until its too late and say u didn't know God bless |
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[2012-03-26] A Google User: app sucks... ...but all this delicious butthurt and "christian love" sending people to hell and wishing everything worst is priceless and delicious :-) |
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[2012-03-25] A Google User: Great stuff Keep up the good work |
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[2012-03-23] A Google User: Meh Only downloaded this because of all the ignorant comments by christians who believe they have a right to not be offended. Amusing if you're 12, I suppose. 3 stars only to support free speech and our right to be offensive. To all you christians out there offended by this, get over it. God will take care of it in the afterlife. That means you don't have to worry about it. Update: went to 5 stars for Jan M's ignorant comments. |
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[2012-03-23] A Google User: Free speech Say what you want about us. But you deserve every comment you get back. Your whole arguement is free speech. You're making fun of us for FREELY SPEAKING about what we think of your arrogant idiotic piece of trash. Get over yourselves. Here's what I think about your app. You've never read the bible. You have no idea what it means to actually believe in ANYTHING! You will suffer for what you've said. And no GOD doesn't think this is funny! Shalom. |
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[2012-03-22] A Google User: This is disrispect every 1 who likes this app 5 4 3 stars does not trust in god and they will be BANED u will all be laughing in hell n diying |
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[2012-03-15] A Google User: Hilarious More verses! Oh, man. What a joy just simply dispersing the "f" word brings to that otherwise atrocious yawn. Please, more verses! |
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[2012-03-14] A Google User: Wow Outstanding. |
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[2012-03-13] A Google User: Get over yourselfs. This is funny as hell. For all you believers, get over it. It's not going away because of our rights. If you think it is offensive then too bad. I think religion is offensive so should it be banned? Remember this, two hands working does more then a thousand clasped in prayer. |
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[2012-03-13] A Google User: Lemme tell yu ah lil somein Its funny I am ah ckristian but this is amazingly funny Ik its bad but its funny imma keep dis app :) |
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[2012-03-09] A Google User: Hahaha Christians are funny. Why did you install this in the first place? |
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[2012-03-04] A Google User: YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOUSELVES! |
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[2012-02-28] A Google User: Im muslim and i find this offensive Have you people no shame? |
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[2012-02-12] A Google User: ROFL at all the butthurt Christians going into a rage over this. |
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[2012-01-28] A Google User: Funny Christians judge everyone, let us make fun of their collection of fiction. |
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[2012-01-28] A Google User: @gary . you said that christians judge people and that the bible is fiction. Saying that is, guess what, judgmental. |
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[2012-01-16] A Google User: Yo! Awe-fuckin-some! |
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