The ultimate in free, shake-able insult generators! It's truly mind-blowing, has beautiful colors, and is more offensive than your morning breath.
Insult people like a Shakespearean English gent. Feeling a bit nastier than that? Insult people like a filthy pirate. It's all too much? Then just pull up a famous insulting quote from the likes of Mark Twain, Dorthy Parker and - our favorite - Mae West.
This app will get frequent updates that make it even MORE ridiculous. Updates will stop when enough people say, "Okay, stop, I don't need an insult generator that will control my coffee pot and groom my cat." - but those features are coming! In the meantime we'll add semi-normal updates and keep increasing the amount of insults you can get out of this sucker.
