Ron Swanson Soundboard (v. 1.08) Разработано LaGenius |
I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast foods. I also like Ron Swanson. So much in fact, that I've made a soundboard that includes some of his best quotes from the TV show Parks and Recreation.
I'll be adding more later, if you have suggestions, please leave them in the comments, or use the in-app help to email or tweet me.
Here are the permissions I request and why:
HARDWARE CONTROLS CHANGE YOUR AUDIO SETTINGS: I set the app so that it controls Media Volume instead of Ringtone Volume. If I didn't set this, it would only allow you to set the Media Volume while a soundclip is playing.
NETWORK COMMUNICATION FULL INTERNET ACCESS: ONLY used for AdMob ads.
YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION WRITE CONTACT DATA
READ CONTACT DATA: Both of the Contact permissions are because the app the has ability to set a sound as a Contact ringtone. I need to be able to read/write contact data to do that.
STORAGE MODIFY/DELETE USB STORAGE CONTENTS MODIFY/DELETE SD CARD CONTENTS: I need SD access to have somewhere to save the ringtones to. I don't modify or delete anything else.
SYSTEM TOOLS MODIFY GLOBAL SYSTEM SETTINGS
CHANGE YOUR UI SETTINGS: Both of the above permissions are because the app has the abillity to change your default Ringtone/Notification.
NETWORK COMMUNICATION VIEW NETWORK STATE: Again, network access is only used for AdMob ads.
You can set the sounds as your default ringtone, a contact's ringtone, your default notification, save a sound to the alarm list, or even share a sound with email, Dropbox, or any other app that supports Android's Share function.
Some of the included sounds are:
"I was born ready.. I'm Ron F**king Swanson"
"You had me at Meat Tornado"
"I command you to do nothing"
"Give me all of the bacon and eggs that you have"
"Shut up and look at me!"
"Stick a German muffin in it!"
... and many more!
Disclaimer: I am not affiliated with NBC in any way and this is an unofficial app.
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[2012-09-03] Simon: Genius Love it |
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[2012-08-09] Rohaan: Amazing Love it |
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[2012-08-01] Coy: Stick a german muffin in it Awesome app ron is awesome. |
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[2012-07-26] Enrique: Love it. |
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[2012-07-20] ASHLEY: Good It good and great |
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[2012-06-12] Joshua: Great quality Love this soundboard. I came for the shotgun but stayed for the bacon. |
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[2012-05-31] Steven: Awesome But Too Long I love this soundboard but unfortunately I personally think that most of the sounds last a tad too long. |
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[2012-05-25] Nick: Love it |
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[2012-05-18] Gregory: Nice. One sound bite I wish you could add. When Ron is in a strip club, something catches his eye. He says "Helloooo Beautiful" when seeing the Buffet sign. |
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[2012-05-09] Bean: Best! Soundboard EVER! |
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[2012-05-06] Pelar: Awesome Sh!t Through somemore govt cracks on here Like when field trip comes to Parks Dept. And Ron explains how "taxes" work to a young student f...ing priceless |
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[2012-05-05] Mike: Amazing I live Ron Swanson |
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[2012-04-21] Michael: Good app Glad you have several options on how to save it. Doesn't automatically make itself the default ringtone. |
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[2012-04-13] David: Awesome |
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[2012-04-13] Kevin: Outstanding!! Exactly what I was looking for! |
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[2012-04-12] Two: Great ap funny quotes good times |
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[2012-04-04] Mike: Awesome! So funny but wish there were more quotes! |
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[2012-04-01] william: Fantastic Beautifully laid out app simple and fast but most importantly some of the funniest one liners from one of funniest characters to come out of America in a long time great work love it |
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[2012-03-31] Matthew: Turd fergesun RON SWANSON FOR PRESIDENT.....wait he hates govt...lets get him in anyway!!!!! |
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[2012-03-30] cowcabob: Sweet Love this app |
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[2012-03-28] Sean: Great App!!! Any plans to update with recent episode stuff. Had a couple of good things with Andy's teacher episode. |
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[2012-03-19] Jeff: A must for Ron Swanson fans. It's everything you could hope for, works perfectly! Galaxy Nexus GSM |
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[2012-03-16] Cody: Outstandalicious Using this app gives me a semi!!!!! |
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[2012-03-15] Joe: All American It's Ron Effing' Swanson! |
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[2012-03-06] Mike: Genius My life is complete |
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[2012-03-04] andrew: Greatness Well done |
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[2012-03-04] Edward: A MUST for any P&R fan!!! Not since Red Foreman has there been such an excellent American male role model. This soundboard is a fitting tribute. |
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[2012-03-02] kevdaug: Ron f'n Swanson Great app! Best clips of lovable Ron out there by far. Developer is always updating! Also all the sounds can be used as notifications! Five stars all the way! |
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[2012-02-27] Nicolas: . Awesome sauce. |
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[2012-02-26] Jacob: Awesome Ron Swanson approved! Everything it should be. |
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[2012-01-29] Steve: Love it |
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[2012-01-24] CM: Love it!! "I'm ron f***ing swanson" |
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[2012-01-19] Matt: Holy Cow! I would like bacon soaked in bacon juice covered in bacon bits! |
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[2012-01-14] the 1/15/2012 Fantastic! This is the greatest thing ever. Can you make one for 30 Rock? |
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[2011-12-25] Anonymous: One of the best |
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[2011-12-24] Franz: Best Literally, the most amazing application, ever. |
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[2011-12-11] Jessica: This is amazing! I love Ron f****** Swanson! |
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[2011-12-02] Jonathan: So Rad Love it! Gunshot ringtone is priceless. |
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[2011-12-01] Daniel: This is awesome! Please add the bobby knight quote. And Ron advertising snake juice! |
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[2011-11-23] Dave: Amazing Best app ever. Needs the "too chummy" quote. |
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[2011-11-21] Rambo,Bart: Haha quite funny Works good. Need a soundboard for each main character |
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[2011-11-16] Bob: Ron swanson rocks Great app a ton of classic funny lines love it |
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[2011-11-02] Jer: Awesome Ron Swanson is a BOSS |
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[2011-11-01] Brandon: Thanks for the shotgun ringtone |
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[2011-10-15] Anonymous: Ron is the man!! Epic!! |
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[2011-10-12] Jennifer: Fantastic. |
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[2011-10-08] Stephanie: awesomee love thisssss! anymore characters from the show? |
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[2011-10-04] Michael: YESS! must add "i hope the rest of your day is cool beans" |
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[2011-09-03] Barbara: Great but needs the hostile witness and steakhouse quotes! |
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[2011-09-03] Font of All Important Info ;-): Love it! Thanks for adding the "I hate the public" quote I requested. Great, fun app! |
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