Популярные бесплатные развлекательные приложения в Android Market

Blade Runner Soundboard (v. 2.2)

Tyrell Corporation опубликовал приложение 2012-01-13
(обновлено 2012-01-13)

Blade Runner Soundboard from Tyrell Corporation features a wide selection of high quality samples from the movie Blade Runner to play and use on your Android device!

Based on the novel 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep' by Philip K. Dick, Blade Runner (1982) was directed by Ridley Scott and stars Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer and Sean Young. It is a cult classic sci-fi movie, and full of great lines to quote!

Featuring four screens of quotes from Deckard, Rachel, Tyrell, JF Sebastian, Pris, as well as Roy Batty's complete death speech, Blade Runner Soundboard is all you need to have your favourite sci-fi classic at your fingertips on your Android device.

Blade Runner Soundboard also lets you save samples as your ringtone, notification or alarm tone. Press and hold buttons to pop the 'Save as...' menu and select your preferred option!

All sounds, character names and images are copyrighted and trademarked by their respective owners.


Tyrell Corporation
Developing for Android

Random Jokes (v. 2.7)

APPsolutely Fabulous опубликовал приложение 2012-01-13
(обновлено 2012-01-13)

Random Jokes, A large collection of funny jokes on many different topics.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"BBC News: Two pedestrians die in collision.
F**k, how fast must they have been walking?"

"Do you ever wonder where people got their surnames from?
Perhaps Mr Baker was a baker, Mr Butcher was a butcher and Mr Butler was a butler etc.
How very apt then that my name is Mr Dickinson!"

"Ponderisms:
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
..."

"Some of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV and Radio.
1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."
3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is a really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford Crew."
5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"
6. ..."

"I nearly s**t my pants on the tube this morning.
It was okay though, I managed to pull them down just in the nick of time."

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

Keywords: joke, jokes, fun, funny, laugh, sex, sexy, dirty, crude, teen, adult, adults, hilarious, random,

eFukt Lite (v. 1.2a)

seriousownsya опубликовал приложение 2012-01-12
(обновлено 2012-01-12)

Adult humor on your android phone! Never miss a new post on eFukt! With this app you have your favourite eFukt posts with you, anywhere you go! Browse through latest posts, or search for your favourite stuff ... fast and traffic-saving!

This application is for browsing posts only! If you want to check out the actual posts on your phone, you have to disable "mobile webpages" in your android browser!

For questions, feedback, bug-reports, etc ... mailto:
seriousownsya@gmail.com


Note: There is no actual video playback within this application, and the pictures are downscaled in order to make this application child-proof. Use of application still on own risk!

Queer Quotes (v. 1)

FunFactoryApps опубликовал приложение 2012-01-12
(обновлено 2012-01-12)

Some funny quotes about homosexuality. Use for fun only!

Features :
1. Black app. Seriously, when was the last time that somebody put this as a feature?! Well, you will stay in my apps for so long that I did your phone's battery a favour by coloring app in black. Yes, black on new screens drains less battery, that is why Gingerbread is black themed too. Nice from me, right? ;)
2. Funny stuff. For real.
3. Favorite fun stuff. Select them by browsing them.
4. Links to market so you can download more of my funny stuff.
6. Share fun stuff with friends with one click.
5. Ads supported. Yeah, this is kind of a feature, because without ads there would be no apps, see?

app tags : fun, laugh, teen, fan, joke, fact, funny, amuse, quote, queer, gay, homo, homosexuality, funfactoryappstag

MP3Play - A Simple MP3 Player (v. 0.41)

macross solution опубликовал приложение 2012-01-11
(обновлено 2012-01-11)

This is a simple audio player. I created this player because I couldn't find a player which could let me create playlist and add all files from a folder.
Most player only let you add files either By Artist or By Album into the playlist. There's no option to add all files from a folder.
This is my first experiment with Android programming, so likely there will be bugs in the app. For reporting of bugs or feature request, please email the author.
Thanks.

Cowboy's Guide to Life (v. 1)

FunFactoryApps опубликовал приложение 2012-01-10
(обновлено 2012-01-10)

If you plan to be a cowboy, learn what to avoid!

Features :
1. Black app. Seriously, when was the last time that somebody put this as a feature?! Well, you will stay in my apps for so long that I did your phone's battery a favour by coloring app in black. Yes, black on new screens drains less battery, that is why Gingerbread is black themed too. Nice from me, right? ;)
2. Funny stuff. For real.
3. Favorite fun stuff. Select them by browsing them.
4. Links to market so you can download more of my funny stuff.
6. Share fun stuff with friends with one click.
5. Ads supported. Yeah, this is kind of a feature, because without ads there would be no apps, see?

app tags : fun, laugh, teen, fan, film, joke, fact, alcohol, beer, drunk, wine, spirit, drink, booze, funny, amuse, liquer, Homer Simpson, redneck, hick,southern ,south , louisiana, bayou, swamp, shack, alabama, texas, hillbilly, new orleans, creole, cajun, porch, smoke, cowboy, cow, funfactoryappstag

Funny Songs: Magical Trevor (v. 2.2)

TsunamiSoft опубликовал приложение 2012-01-09
(обновлено 2012-01-09)

Everyone loves Magical Trevor -- web animations from the creators of Weebl and Bob, Cat Face, On the Moon, etc. Now they're finally easily watch-able on the Android platform via this free online viewer, together with a number of other musical comedy videos!

Be amazed as Magical Trevor performs great feats of magic for cows, pigeons, chinchillas, and pigs! Or watch one of several similar web cartoons, including the internet meme sensation, "Badger, Badger, Badger"! All of these classic and recent animations play with hilarious music. Enjoyable to watch many times over!

Other songs include: Kenya, Scampi, Footy, Patrick Moore, Owls, Stunt Farmer, Cute Explosion, Annoying, Tiny Japanese Girl, Flying Squirrels, Electro Gypsy, Hedgehogs, Somalia, Narwhales, Russian Dancing Men!

Contains occasional mild toilet humor & mild comic violence. Requires Adobe Flash Player plug-in for playback of animated movies. If you don't have it, the app will help you to install it.

Note: The makers of this free web video player are not associated with Weebl Productions.

Free Paint 1.0 (v. 1.2)

Siyan Bae опубликовал приложение 2012-01-09
(обновлено 2012-01-09)

You can express the way you think.

To express their creative ideas, there are an infinite canvas.

Simply draw your hand.

And through social media is able to share your pictures

You will help raise the child's imagination.

Bart Sounds Lite (v. 1.0)

STIR Labs опубликовал приложение 2012-01-08
(обновлено 2012-01-08)

The original Bart Simpson Sounds.

There are 28 different sounds to choose.

It will make you smile and entertain everyone from kids to adults.

To set as a ringtone, notification or alarm hold down the sound.

Horn - fun prank tool! (v. 1.4.7)

Mad Elephant Sports Fun Games опубликовал приложение 2012-01-08
(обновлено 2012-01-08)

Simple and basic horn. Use it for a prank!

New with 5 seconds timer!

Wake your brother or your pet dog up!

Use it for parties, sports, to scare the neighbour kids, or anything else.

Fun tool for use at the stadiums during soccer, volleyball or basketball matches. It is pretty loud!

Use it to release your frustration in a peaceful manner, instead of honking, use this!

Set your volume to the highest for maximum effect.

Reminds you of the soccer FIFA World Cup in Africa doesn't it? Or maybe an NBA basketball game?

Try playing it when you are speaking to someone over another phone!

Now comes in a variant with 2 horns! AND a Timer, set it and keep it beside someone, walk away and look in 5 secs!