Новые бесплатные развлекательные приложения в Android Market

Random Jokes (v. 2.7)

APPsolutely Fabulous опубликовал приложение 2012-01-13
(обновлено 2012-01-13)

Random Jokes, A large collection of funny jokes on many different topics.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"BBC News: Two pedestrians die in collision.
F**k, how fast must they have been walking?"

"Do you ever wonder where people got their surnames from?
Perhaps Mr Baker was a baker, Mr Butcher was a butcher and Mr Butler was a butler etc.
How very apt then that my name is Mr Dickinson!"

"Ponderisms:
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
..."

"Some of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV and Radio.
1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."
3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is a really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford Crew."
5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"
6. ..."

"I nearly s**t my pants on the tube this morning.
It was okay though, I managed to pull them down just in the nick of time."

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

Keywords: joke, jokes, fun, funny, laugh, sex, sexy, dirty, crude, teen, adult, adults, hilarious, random,

Unwed Sailor (v. 1.2.4)

Novus Applications LLC опубликовал приложение 2012-01-13
(обновлено 2012-01-13)

Find out all the latest on Unwed Sailor including tour dates, new release info, tour journals, exclusive photos, and more!

FarT MachinE (v. 1.0)

Trine опубликовал приложение 2012-01-12
(обновлено 2012-01-12)

Funny farts for everyone. It will make you smile!

TRY IT!!
COMMENT!!
NEXT VERSION WITH IMAGES!!!
RECOMMEND!!

Sexy&Cute amateurs (7)W (v. 1.0)

SexynCute опубликовал приложение 2012-01-12
(обновлено 2012-01-12)

This is a Photo Collection of Korean women who are sexy, cate, good-looking gorgeous, and awesome. with an athletic body.
It also includes photos of ordinary korean women and amateurs.


[How to use the keys]
push the screen to the right or left - You can see previous images or next images
Long press - You can start and stop the slideshow

[Menu]
Slide Show - You can start or stop the slide show, press "Slide Show"
Slide Speed - You can adjust the speed of slideshow, press "Slide Speed"
More - You can view more sexy apps, press "More"

[Related words]
sexyncute, sexy&cute, leg, star, lingerie, stockings, bikinis, glamour, artists, exposure, ass, mini skirt, sexy, photo book, pictorial, girl group, exposure, underwear, public, hot pants, bikini, girl groups, girls , college women, women, highschool, gravure, adult, buttocks, breasts

TICKET APP (v. 1.4)

Ticket Applications опубликовал приложение 2012-01-12
(обновлено 2012-01-12)

TICKET APP is a new powerful app that allows you to research, find, and buy tickets to your favorite event from the palm of your hand.  You can search from anywhere at anytime.  You can even get tickets to a last minute event through will call, local pick up, or have the tickets emailed to you.

What are you looking for?  Search for national events or let the local event finder powered by your phones location to show you all of the events near you.

TICKET APP has a huge selection of tickets with a 100% Guarantee!  Prices change all of the time, so if you are looking for cheap seats or front row, TICKET APP can help you.  Check often, as inventory and prices are updated in real-time.

Download the TICKET APP for free and share events with your friends through Facebook, Twitter, text message, or email.


Find Tickets to these great events:

FOOTBALL TICKETS
Atlanta Falcons
Arizona Cardinals
Baltimore Ravens
Buffalo Bills
Carolina Panthers
Cincinnati Bengals
Chicago Bears
Cleveland Browns
Dallas Cowboys
Denver Broncos
Detroit Lions
Green Bay Packers
Houston Texans
Indianapolis Colts
Jacksonville Jaguars
Kansas City Cheifs
Miami Dolphins
Minnesota Vikings
New England Patriots
New Orleans Saints
New York Giants
New York Jets
Oakland Raiders
Pittsburgh Steelers
Philadelphia Eagles
San Diego Chargers
San Francisco 49ers
Seattle Seahawks
St. Louis Rams
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tennessee Titans
Washington Redskins

BASEBALL TICKETS
Detroit Tigers
Milwaukee Brewers
St.Louis Cardinals
Texas Rangers
ALDS
NLDS
ALCS
NLCS
Championship Series
World Series


COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Alabama Crimson Tide
Arkansas Razorbacks
Army Black Knights
Auburn Tigers
Baylor Bears
Boise State Broncos
Boston College Eagles
Clemson Tigers
Duke Blue Devils
Fresno State
Florida Gators
Florida State Seminoles
Georgia Bulldogs
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
Illinois Fighting Illini
Indiana Hoosiers
Iowa Hawkeyes
Iowa State Cyclones
Kansas Jayhawks
Kansas State Wildcats
Kentucky Wildcats
LSU Tigers
Maryland Terrapins
Miami Hurricanes
Michigan State Spartans
Michigan Wolverines
Minnesota Golden Gophers
Missouri Tigers
Navy Midshipmen
North Carolina Tarheels
North Carolina State Wolfpack
Northwestern Wildcats
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
Nebraska Cornhuskers
Ohio State Buckeyes
Oklahoma Sooners
Oklahoma State Cowboys
Ole Miss
Oregon Ducks
Penn State
Pittsburgh Panthers
Purdue Boilermakers
South Carolina Gamecocks
Stanford Cardinals
Tennessee Volunteers
Texas A&M Aggies
Texas Longhorns
Texas Tech Red Raiders
USC Trojans
Virginia Cavaliers
Virginia Tech Hokies
Washington Huskies
West Virginia Mountaineers
Wisconsin Badgers

HOCKEY TICKETS
Anaheim Ducsk
Boston Bruins
Buffalo Sabres
Calgary Flames
Caroline Hurricanes
Chicago Blackhawks
Colombus Blue Jackets
Colorado Avalanche
Dallas Stars
Detroit Red Wings
Edmonton Oilers
Florida Panthers
Los Angeles Kings
Minnesota Wild
Montreal Canadiens
Nashville Predators
New York Islanders
New York Rangers
New Jersey Devils
Ottawa Senators
Philadelphia Flyers
Phoenix Coyotes
Pittsburg Penguins
Pittsburgh Penguins
San Jose Sharks
St Louis Blues
Tampa Bay Lightning
Toronto Maple Leafs
Vancouver Canucks
Washington Capitals
Winnipeg Jets

HOT EVENTS
Wicked
The Book Of Mormon
Jeff Dunham
Back To Bass Tour: Sting
Lion King
Bob Seger
Euphoria Tour
Enrique
Pittbull
Prince
Zac Brown
Elton Job
Vincente Fernandez
Guns N’ Roses
War Horse
Les Miserables
Radio City Christmas Spectacular
Cirque Du Soliel
Michael Jackson
Spider-Man
Blue Man Group
Celine Dion
Watch The Throne Tour: Jay-Z & Kanye West
Disney
Rockstar Energy Uproar Festival
Vicente Fernandez
Euphoria Tour: Enrique Iglesias, Pitbull & Prince Royce
Trans-Siberian Orchestra
Taylor Swift
Furthur
Honda Civic Tour: Blink 182 & My Chemical Romane

Thank you for using the TICKET APP and enjoy the show!

Charity Catalog (v. 1.0.0.5)

Adrian Zemlik опубликовал приложение 2012-01-12
(обновлено 2012-01-12)

Charity Catalog is a really simple and must have Android application. The application collect and catalog links to charity sites, that allow you to give money to them by simply clicking some button and viewing advertisement. Then the advertisers pay a small amount of cash to charity sites. This way you can help and donate without leaving home! Just click and support charity and helpfulness, fight with violence and hunger.

We divided the links into several categories (food for children, building houses, fighting with violence) in order to better and faster donation.

Features:
- big database - over 50 charity websites,
- 6 default categories,
- nice, clean interface,
- frequent updates,
- free.

Soon:
- stats,
- more charity websites.

If you like my application, please rate it and leave a comment. You may also join Charity Catalog page on Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Charity-Catalog/200314270006840

Keywords: charity, catalog, giving, donation, cash, money, free, food, animals, house, buildings, pajacyk, 2care, care, charities, zemlik.com, zemlik, clean, free, freeware, pajacyk, rescue, stop, violence, hunger, hungry, social, pomoc, help, clicks, click, aid, assistance, relief, helper, helpfulness, rescue, support, list

LuckyDayTix No Fees (v. 1.4)

Ticket Platform опубликовал приложение 2012-01-12
(обновлено 2012-01-12)

The LuckyDayTickets Android App is all you need to check
current prices and save on your next ticket purchase 24/7.
No Added Service Fees At Check Out...

PLEASE Make Sure Your Location And Security Wireless
Networks Settings Are Turned On To Insure Proper Search
Funcionality Of The App.

Buy your tickets ahead of time or even on the same day of
the event. Guaranteed delivery until shortly before the
event (Inventory permitting).
Our final price is cheaper than most competition, because we
have No Hidden Service Fees At Checkout!

We Dare You To Compare! You'll Be Back...

Our extensive inventory
includes tickets to most major events nationwide i.e.
Sports, Concerts, Broadway, Comedy and Las Vegas.

FedEx is our main shipping method. If your purchasing
tickets within 48 hrs of an event your delivery method may
vary. Alternative delivery methods include Will Call, Email
or Meet and Greet near the event.

Here Is A List Of Hot Events.

Lady Gaga
Katy Perry
Taylor Swift
Linkin Park
Kenny Chesney
Glee
Wilco
Kesha
Robert Plant
NKOTB
Kid Rock
Wiz Khalifa
Janet Jackson
Tim Mcgraw
Arcade Fire
Lil Wayne
Bob Seger
Justin Bieber
Usher
Bon Jovi
Rascal Flatts
James Taylor
Elton John
Adele
Rush
U2
Jason Aldean
Keith Urban
Toby Keith
Bruno Mars
George Strait
Zac Brown Band
James Taylor
Furthur
Black Keys
Jimmy Buffett
Tiesto
Miranda Lambert
Deftones
Emenim
Rascal Flatts
Joe Satriani
Brad Paisley
Ricky Martin
Rihanna
Michael Buble
Mike Epps
Jeff Dunham
Jeff Foxworthy
Jerry Seinfeld
Chelsea Handler
Kevin Hart
Brian Regan
Carrot Top
Gabriel Iglesias
Kathy Griffin
Ron White
Lisa Lampanelli
Billy Elliot
Cirque du Soleil
Jersey Boys
Phantom of the Opera
Shrek
The Lion King
Wicked
Spider-Man
Disney on Ice
Sesame Street Live
Las Vegas Tickets
Monster Jam Trucks
Supercross
Rodeo
Boxing
Major League
Playoffs
Nascar
Masters
Golf
Baseball
Baltimore Orioles
Boston Red Sox
New York Yankees
Tampa Bay Rays
Atlanta Braves
Florida Marlins
New York Mets
Philadelphia Phillies
Washington Nationals
Chicago White Sox
Cleveland Indians
Detroit Tigers
Minnesota Twins
Chicago Cubs
Cincinnati Reds
Houston Astros
Milwaukee Brewers
Pittsburgh Pirates
St.Louis Cardinals
Los Angeles Angels
Oakland Athletics
Seattle Mariners
Texas Rangers
Arizona Diamondbacks
Colorado Rockies
Los Angeles Dodgers
San Diego Padres
San Francisco Giants
NFL
NBA
NHL
MLB
WWE
UFC
MMA
NCAA
Wellsfargo Center
Basketball
Portland Trail Blazers
Minnesota Timberwolves
Oklahoma City Thunder
Denver Nuggets
Utah Jazz
Boston Celtics
New York Knicks
New Jersey Nets
Philadelphia 76ers
Dallas Mavericks
Houston Rockets
New Orleans Hornets
San Antonio Spurs
Atlanta Hawks
Charlotte Bobcats
Miami Heat
Orlando Magic
Washington Wizards
Golden State Warriors
Los Angeles Clippers
Los Angeles Lakers
Phoenix Suns
Sacramento Kings
Chicago Bulls
Cleveland Cavaliers
Detroit Pistons
Indiana Pacers
Milwaukee Bucks
Hockey
Chicago Blackhawks
Columbus Blue Jackets
Detroit Red Wings
Nashville Predators
New Jersey Devils
New York Islanders
New York Rangers
Philadelphia Flyers
Pittsburgh Penguins
Calgary Flames
Colorado Avalanche
Edmonton Oilers
Minnesota Wild
Vancouver Canucks
Boston Bruins
Buffalo Sabres
Montreal Canadiens
Toronto Maple Leafs
Anaheim Ducks
Dallas Stars
Los Angeles Kings
Phoenix Coyotes
San Jose Sharks
Atlanta Thrashers
Carolina Hurricanes
Florida Panthers
Tampa Bay Lightning
Washington Capitals
Football
Games
Philadelphia Eagles
Soccer
College
NCAA Tournament
Finals
Buckeyes
Longhorns
Gators
Wolverines
Duke
Ducks
Trojans
Jayhawks
Notre Dame
MSG
Wrigley Field
Madison Square Garden
TD Garden
Staples Center
Cadillac Palace
United Center
Red Rocks
Las Vegas
Citizens Bank Park
Minneapolis

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Thanks
Gus

Tix Outlet (v. 1.4)

Mobile Ticket App опубликовал приложение 2012-01-12
(обновлено 2012-01-12)

Tix Outlet’s new app is the easiest way to buy concert, sports and theater tickets throughout North America.  You can easily find events in your area using the built in location identifier or search for any event.  We hope you enjoy finding, shopping and buying tickets.  

Key Features
* Find tickets to events based on your geographic location using the GPS in your phone
* Find tickets by Venue, Sports, Concerts, Theatre, or Hot Tickets in your area
* Find tickets using the "This Week" events listing
* Search for tickets anywhere in the United States or Canada using the search tool or by changing your location in the settings
* Huge ticket inventory - one of the largest ticket exchanges
* Premium tickets and below face value tickets to almost every event
* Sort the tickets by cost, section, row, or quantity in the event view
* View or hide the venue map while searching for your tickets
* All purchases are safe and secure
* Place your order through the App or simply use the call button to place your order

The Tix Outlet mobile ticket app provides you with the power of the Internet in the palm of your hand with the intelligence of an mobile app.
Now you can search and buy tickets from anywhere. You can search for venues, sports, and theater events based on your geographic location, or you can change your location in the settings menu. You can also search for any event through the easy to use search tool.
Ticket listings include a venue map that you can enlarge and shrink or simply hide. The results are easy to sort by section, row, quantity, and price.
All tickets purchased through the Tix Outlet App are 100% guaranteed authentic and genuine. The Tix Outlet mobile ticket app is safe and secure, protected by a privacy policy, encrypted data, PCI compliance, and secure keychain on your iPhone.
Place your ticket request by phone or complete your entire ticket purchase through the app in minutes.
Thank you for using the Tix Outlet mobile ticket app and enjoy your show or event.

Japanese Idol Junko Kaieda (v. 1.12)

infire опубликовал приложение 2012-01-12
(обновлено 2012-01-12)

Cute and sexy Japanese girls photo browser!
More than 50 high-quality photos/wallpaper of Japanese idols Junko Kaieda!

Tags:rq-star model,sexy girls,bikini girls,av girls,Japanese girls,hot babes,beauty,model,sexy idols,av girls,Junko Kaieda

--Features--
*View hot sexy girls pictures
*Save pictures to sdcard
*Set as live wallpaper
*One finger zoom
*Slideshow enable

--Live wallpaper--
Home -> Menu -> Wallpapers -> Live Wallpapers
Try pressing "Menu". Lots of exciting stuff behind that button!

--Please read--
I think a banner ads in a live wallpaper would certainly ruin it. So I've add an airpush ads instead.
If you don't like it, you can easily delete it (drag it into the trash.) It won't affect the operation of this live wallpaper in any way.
If you do use it, I get a few cents - so thanks! If you don't want it, no worries either.

This app is mature only for 18+ viewing!
No porn,No nude,No erotic.JUST SEXY GIRL!

RingCoCo (eng) (v. 2.61)

M&SERVICE опубликовал приложение 2012-01-12
(обновлено 2012-01-12)

Now we launched a English version of RingCoCo!

previously we just having Korean version and it's diffcult use global users. so we develop and launched English Version. ^^

☞ RingCoCo is matching the animal characters to your friend, Also you can using direct call & message service with colorful visual.

☞ English version RingCoCo is develop by v2.61

☞ In v2.61 you can use Live Wallpaper & Widget.

☞ We will keep upgrade sound and background. (It is optimize 400X800 screen on GalaxyS,GalaxyA)

☞ Key word
M&service,Call,Phone,animal,Button,Smart Call,Magic Call,Shortcut Call,Dial,Intelligence,Better Dial,Fun,Sound,Character,ringcoco,Skin,Africa,ring,mns,mnservice,Love,Friend,Shake,All,Live Wallpaper, Wallpaper