Pew pew pew!!
Get this classic keychain app and you will be transported to those halcyon days of imaginary lasers, machine guns, and err... telephones? This is a replica of the Executor keychain that all the cool kids had in the 80s and 90s. If you didn't have one, don't worry, you can catch up on lost time and get in on some sweet sound effect action by just downloading this app! Hold the buttons down for as long as you like, and party like it's 1989.
I'm not responsible if you get in trouble at work for firing "phasers" at Colleen from accounting, but seriously, your boss should just give you that big promotion simply for being in possession of such an awesome app. Also Colleen should stop being such a killjoy and buy her own Executor app so she can be awesome like you.