Cracked Reader Lite (v. 1.0.9) Разработано Cracked.com |
The Cracked Android app is finally here! If you like Cracked.com, own a mobile device and just generally want to appear more attractive, this is the app you’ve been waiting for.
Chances are you’ve been navigating Cracked.com by tapping, pinching and groping your touch screen. Could that be why the man/woman of your dreams has yet to tackle you in public and make love to you? Almost definitely.
The Cracked Reader Lite combines all of the mind blowing facts (did you know a zombie apocalypse is scientifically possible?), pop culture analysis (who’s the greatest Batman of all time?), and info-graphics (a body map explaining what your neck tattoo says about you to prospective employers) that have made Cracked.com the fastest growing humor site on the internet.
Includes:
* An easy to navigate, fast loading feed featuring all of our latest content.
* Faster loading and easier to navigate versions of all of the content that used to be so difficult to read in the bathroom.
Fans are already calling it a major breakthrough in laughing at your mobile phone technology:
“The thing they said about me is totally true. Buy this app or I’ll think you’re a pervert, and we'll never get it on.” –Man / Woman of your dreams.
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[2012-01-24] Nicole: Love this app! The only thing that bugs is the videos in articles don't load, so I can't watch scene. |
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[2012-01-24] Niko: Great Only thing I miss is the ability to read old articles by author. |
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[2012-01-23] Nick: Nice app. It would be five if I could lock the screen orientation. |
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[2012-01-23] Michael: Needs improvement Pinch and zoom Comments don't show When you click bottom links the pages don't load right, when you rotate the phone, the app reloads the first article Photoplasty pictures are too small, and there isn't a zoom feature. And they all stop at #2 |
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[2012-01-23] Alex: Almost perfect. This would be a 5 star review if some minor changes were made. As of now, my biggest problem is the lack of a zoom function in the photoplasty section. My phone's screen is one of the largest out there but I find it impossible to actually make out the photoplasty images in both landscape and portrait mode. CDMA Galaxy Nexus 4.0.3 |
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[2012-01-23] Nate: Great job! A small issue or two, but still a bigger time killer than any game I've installed. |
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[2012-01-23] mark: Update is good The new update fixes most of the problems. It now takes 2 touches to change section but makes up for it with better layout. |
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[2012-01-22] femi: Cool Funny |
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[2012-01-22] Michelle: Everything doesn't load Love cracked, but I still have to go to the browser because the videos & comments don't load. It is a reader in the truest sense. I have to test with a crapple product to see if it loads on there. |
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[2012-01-21] KhadgarsDisciple: Nothing special Works, I guess. Links to sites on cracked should load in the reader rather than the browser, and cracked is link-heavy. |
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[2012-01-21] Anonymous: Great app - Love the update with access to older articles. Fantastic! |
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[2012-01-21] Dru: Hilarious and Interesting I love reading it, anytime, anywhere! |
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[2012-01-20] Audrey: Eh. Good, but needs an archive. |
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[2012-01-20] Max: Comments! Please add comments! |
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[2012-01-20] josh: Good app Great app. I love cracked. |
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[2012-01-20] Bob: Needs work |
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[2012-01-20] Franky: Great but... I can't see videos. They never load for some reason. It'd be great to see older articles and comments eventually too. |
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[2012-01-20] Brian: Meh Content sometimes lags days behind the site. If the site had a mobile theme this app could die and not be missed. |
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[2012-01-20] Bobby: Slow updates The app is designed well enough, but the content updates are way too slow. This is a daily site, so the updates should be immediate. |
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[2012-01-19] darek: Awesome This is one app I use every day.... |
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[2012-01-19] Stefan: Good but Show comments and older articles. This app is good but it feels incomplete |
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[2012-01-19] vashon: + The best |
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[2012-01-19] Dave: Nicely done It's a good app, but I wish they would add a function to view old articles as well |
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[2012-01-19] Brad: Bad Pictures started to disappear suddenly. At times I can't load an article. Had to reinstall multiple times. |
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[2012-01-19] ShadowBlasko: Awesome My only wish is that I could read the comments! |
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[2012-01-18] T3DV0L70L1N4: No more pinching & groping for me! Really great app. Would be even better if there was a way to comment on articles using your cracked account. Sharing on social networks is awesome, but it only shares the link, and not the title or image. |
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[2012-01-18] *: Articles Needs more articles like Cracked for iOS |
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[2012-01-18] Claire: Latest update broke this app. Galaxy s2, now just shows loading wheel constantly, nothing loads. Was great before! |
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[2012-01-18] pear: Better Better, but it still lacks history. |
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[2012-01-17] David: Fantastic! Nuff said! |
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[2012-01-17] EuroChild: Loving the update. |
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[2012-01-17] Supremum: More articles available = more stars |
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[2012-01-17] Agent 47: Binary Great app, even better articles. |
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[2012-01-17] kiwi: Needs comments |
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[2012-01-17] Aijaz: Wish I could resize. Also sometimes it falls to load properly |
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[2012-01-16] Kim: Superb app, wouldn't mind paying for it to get rid of the ads! Hopefully you'll add more support for the recommended articles at the bottom. |
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[2012-01-16] Michael: Cracked is great, and adding the flashback on this update made this app that much more enjoyable! |
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[2012-01-16] Jason: Good App Great website, good app. Keep the updates coming and it'll be 5 stars. |
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[2012-01-16] Michael: New Crappier UI The UI with this release it too bulky and since it doesn't fade away when looking at craptions or articles there is less screen space. Craptions more than two lines get partialy cut off now too. Otherwise great. |
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[2012-01-16] Nick: Yep Ok thanx... |
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[2012-01-16] David: Love the site, hate the app, needs to be able to see all articles, the photoplasty scrolling is ridiculously difficult, article viewing is good though |
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[2012-01-16] Cate: Latest update is a fail. Love it, but this latest update won't load at all. Every time I try to open it on my HTC G2 it force closes after 30ish seconds of "loading" (the ad at the bottom and cracked logo at the top with the little loading circle in the middle) :( |
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[2012-01-15] Zachary: Zach's Rating The upgrade is long overdue, but well worth it. This app is now officially a must-have for any humor fan. |
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[2012-01-15] Husani: Funny I could be in a terrible mood and turn on this app and be in a good mood after reading the articles |
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[2012-01-15] Arron: Excellent I love this app. |
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[2012-01-15] Mike: Good old cracked App could use a zoom function, text is rather small. Needs more support for archives. Or comments. Otherwise, love it. |
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[2012-01-15] Darryl: Excellent Use this app 5x a day with absolutely no problems ! |
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[2012-01-15] bobby: Forces you to download this app I tried to read their webpage on My phone but their website forced me to get their app. All the rest of the negative comments are true too. |
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[2012-01-15] the 1/15/2012 Cracked on mobile...that's basically it. I like this app because it's a quick way to get my cracked fix. As others have said a zoom feature is needed, especially for photoplasty and other image viewing. The videos work ok but if they get paused out otherwise interrupted then it doesn't work. |
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[2012-01-15] SyStemic: Post-update, this app is even better. |
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[2012-01-15] Izzy: Loooooooove it! Every update makes it better. One thing I hope... Sometimes it simply will not load that days new articles, even if you hit reload. I then must go to site. Please fix! |
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[2012-01-15] Kaitlyn: A quick and easy way to access Cracked. However, I wish you could make and read comments after each article. No comments makes the app a bit cleaner, but the comments add so much to the experience. |
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[2012-01-15] RodM: Peculiarly brilliant Memorable, quotable stuff like "The Onion" except - yes - BETTER! Every day at least one article sucks you in & doesn't let go. |
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[2012-01-15] Billy: One of the best! As Cracked! Magazine has been a favorite of mine since I picked it up the first time all those years ago, I was excited to see the Cracked! Magazine app available. |
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[2012-01-15] Elijah: So fun and convenient But it force quits for some reason. |
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[2012-01-14] Evan: Worked just fine until today, now I have to force close every time I open it without reading or viewing anything. |
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[2012-01-13] Anonymous: Pictures RARELY load Love cracked but as an app, if it were anything else I would have uninstalled by now - I don't bother keeping trying to read the articles unless the pics have loaded and unfortunately they barely ever do, even sometimes after waiting quite awhile for tthe app or article itself to load. Needs access to older articles... otherwise good format. Sprint lg marquee |
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[2012-01-11] Lee: great app! Only problem is on my HTC Hero when I go into landscape mode (accidentally) the app resets back to the top of the article. |
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[2012-01-11] Tyler: Its OK Good content as always with these guys. But the application is crap in a can, it crashes every time I open the thing. |
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[2012-01-11] sean: Still disappointed Videos don't work. When trying to play a video, it just plays the add twice before going back to the video selection screen. Motorola flipside with froyo. |
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[2012-01-10] the 1/10/2012 Wasted Minutes of my life wasted installing, trying, laughing at it's ineptitude and uninstalling. Thanks Cracked for letting your article writers write your applications too. |
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[2012-01-10] Adrian: Ok Needs access to more article! |
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[2012-01-09] Chris: Started bad. Getting better...links screw it all up |
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[2012-01-09] Walker: Awful. No zoom, fixed huge font, no history, links not working, gets stuck using lots of data. Uninstalled. |
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[2012-01-08] Tommy: Just use the website Works well enough, till you follow a link. Then it kicks you back to the list of articles and you lose your place in the one you were reading. Only shows the last 20 or so articles. No zoom. Why bother when the main site works well enough on phones? |
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[2012-01-08] Paul: Almost perfect The video section on the new update doesn't work. It just plays an ad and kicks back to the videos menu. All good other than that. |
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[2012-01-08] Victoria: Frustrating Takes forever or just Doesn't load, can't zoom, really irritating to use.. |
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[2012-01-07] xwatchmanx: 5* just cuz it's cracked! Awesome app, just needs a search feature, and an ad-free paid version |
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[2012-01-06] Jae-Yong: Very good, just lacks searching and commenting. Please include searching and commenting, then it'll be perfect ! |
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[2012-01-05] willem: Huge fan of site, horrible app Terrible app, slow, Not much effort, auto rotate resets article, no archive browsing, sometimes it doesn't load images or article, sometimes out will randomly jump to a different article for no reason, don't waste your space, use browser |
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[2012-01-05] Paul: Good, but could be improved... Very good at what it does. But the app really needs a search function so you can read archived content on the go. Also, links to other articles need to be formatted properly instead of just linking to the website. |
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[2012-01-05] richard: Wonderful APP |
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[2012-01-05] Daniel: Good. Not bad, could have the option to view all apps other than the newest few :-) |
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[2012-01-03] Vincent: Funky browsing issues The front page is great. But whenever you try to click on an article linked to by another article it just shows the normal non-mobile version of the site which defeats the purpose of having an app. Also it scrolls to the top when you change from landscape to portrait. |
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[2012-01-03] Michael: Ctrl f Within minutes of installing this app an attractive woman offered me her vagina. Still, a search function would be nice. |
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[2012-01-03] Augustine: Awesome but ... Just needs a comments section and/or the ability to open article view on browser |
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[2012-01-03] OLRAK: Funny stuff! Good time killer with lotsa info and laughs. Photoplasty is the only 'meh' for me. |
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[2012-01-02] Edgar: Alright but since the update I can't find a button or anything to get to my favorites. Please help! |
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[2012-01-02] Sam: Great Fun times |
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[2012-01-02] Nic: Adequate Occasionally fails to load pictures and sometimes does not pick up new articles, but it sure beats trying to read the website on a tiny screen! |
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[2011-12-31] cesarl: Funny site Good app. |
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[2011-12-30] Tracy: Vertical/horizontal annoyances Partway thru an article I lean too far over and the screen goes horizontal, resetting the article back to top. Again & again. Took forever to get thru article!! |
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[2011-12-30] Saad: Needs fixes Good app, but needs more fluid article reading, needs a fix for the auto rotation problem and needs to open linked articles in the format the app opens them. Other than that, good app |
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[2011-12-30] Rafie: Good app. But need 1 option Great app. if there's an option for "no image" in article. Saving more kb for more text/article |
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[2011-12-30] kgalan: Love this app. I would pay for archive feature though. |
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[2011-12-29] Epic McFly: Photoplastys and Craptions Everything is fabulous, except the photoplastys and craptions won't load. Galaxy Nexus |
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[2011-12-29] JoEllen: Cool site, but phone acted strange after install. Once removed, phone was normal |
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[2011-12-29] Dan: Awesome. Only thing that would make it better: The ability to browse archives. |
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[2011-12-29] Nicole: More Video Bugs- LG Optimus I'm still having video problems. It plays an ad once, sometimes twice, and then it returns to the selection. Either fix it so that the actual video plays, or give us a wider variety if ads! |
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[2011-12-28] Devon: Love the site I love the app as well but the craptions never line up with the picture. Other than that no complaints |
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[2011-12-28] Jamie: Whargrable!!! Would really like it if the images would all load. Even with wifi they don't but when i load cracked in my browser i have no problems. |
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[2011-12-28] Geoffrey: I love the content, and the app is much better than squinting at the website. The updates have been great as well. It just needs to show the comments. |
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[2011-12-27] Conrad: Good app but... Let me pay you money and remove the ads! |
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[2011-12-27] Bryan: Feeling down? Get crackin' I love cracked and now with 25 articles instead of 10 it's the best app on my phone! |
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[2011-12-27] Ronney: The truth. Never fails to make me lmao. |
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[2011-12-27] Hoppy: Hoppy Love the app. lately hasn't been up to date, may just be me. |
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[2011-12-26] Mike: Nighty night Cracked I love reading Cracked for my bedtime stories. The mobile app makes it much easier. |
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[2011-12-26] Wyatt: Wyatt The videos still won't play! |
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