Chuck Norris Jokes & Sounds (v. 1.2) Разработано Swiss Codemonkeys |
Have fun with Chuck Norris sounds and facts on your android phone!
Features 14 sounds and thousands of facts about the toughest man in the world.
update: fresh facts!
Have fun and please rate for Chuck Norris!
Swiss Codemonkeys team.
[2010-09-20] Jason: The sound board is pretty much worthless. A lot of the jokes are pretty good, but all of the Halo and MW2 jokes aren't funny at all. |
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[2010-09-06] michael: haha chuck norris is gonna get you for that comment vv |
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[2010-07-18] micheal: Not as funny as some of the other ones. |
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[2010-07-16] Anonymous: Its a 5 or else chuck norris will roundhouse kick me in the face =) |
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[2010-07-15] BoxxKuttah: The soundboard has horrible sound quality abd stupid quotes. However the facts a hilarious but repetitive |
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[2010-07-04] Landen: No comment |
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[2010-06-27] Mike: Very cute app plus. I don't want to make chuck Norris mad! |
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[2010-06-09] zack: The jokes are from the Funny Jokes App. that Swiss Codemonkeys made, Very limited sounds.... but the jokes are still hilarious |
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[2010-06-02] Alexander: My friend loves chuck norris and he uses my phone all the time for this app. But it would be better with a share sms button. ;) |
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[2010-05-23] Jeremy: Please add a share button for sms. |
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[2010-03-01] Manny: I wish the sounds were clearer and a better variety would be nice......i love soundboards that have abilitiy to play wit words and such.... |
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[2010-02-27] randy: Although beleived, the Titanic didn't sink from a iceberg it sank from hitting chuck Norris doing his backstroke across the Atlantic. Now thats a joke |
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[2010-02-14] Baz: Jokes are lame |
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[2010-02-14] Barry: Jokes are lame |
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[2010-02-14] Nenads: Jokes are taken from the same place as the "funny jokes" app, i think it steals them from it through auto feed.... |
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[2010-01-20] aaron: If your in the mood, its great |
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[2010-01-18] evan: Wont uninstall on mytouch |
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[2010-01-10] Brandon: Fun |
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[2010-01-07] Trevor: Sucks |
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[2009-12-29] ADOX: Best app ever |
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[2009-12-25] Stephen: Forcee closes too much |
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[2009-12-23] pcabido: Superb |
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[2009-12-23] Bones: Fresh facts? Some of them are just plain terrible. Uninstalled...twice! |
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[2009-12-19] Uwe: great update! So funny, love it!! |
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[2009-12-18] juan: Force close on droid |
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[2009-12-16] Andres: Awesome |
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[2009-12-05] sean: It would be nice to be able to set as ringtone or alert sound. Jokes are cool feature though. |
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[2009-11-17] ANTONYO: Haah i love this app |
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[2009-11-16] crystal: Uhm.. |
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[2009-11-14] brandon: there are no jokes about chuck norris only scientific facts nobody jokes about chuck norris. Most arent funny and sounds suck |
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[2009-11-13] Elias: Would be great if it didnt keep startin all over each time it closes.. |
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[2009-11-10] Jade: Doesn't work on Motor Droid. |
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[2009-11-07] Candice: Facts are user submitted and not filtered. |
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[2009-11-04] Jeremy: This app used 2 be freakin' dope, but then a prolific amount of pointless "facts" where added. Lame. 2 stars is a boast for this app now. |
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[2009-10-23] G: Hours of fun |
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[2009-10-05] richard: Quite a few really funny facts... but you have to sift through around 150 other really pointless ones to find them.. definatly not filterd |
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[2009-09-24] ermin: Doesnt sound like Chuck Norris and the facts arent filtered there is a lot of stupid facts |
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[2009-09-09] Rafael: they copy all the jokes from Funny jokes app. |
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[2009-09-02] Tiffany M.: Get more facts |
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[2009-08-20] Aisling: Very good,slow to load |
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[2009-08-14] Devin: This is one of the best apps ever it's awesome at partys |
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[2009-08-13] Jeffery: App has lots of work to be done on it. |
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[2009-07-23] judy: Stupied and boring |
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[2009-07-19] samcaesar: Chuck Norris facts are beyond awesome. The sounds are not so cool... |
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[2009-07-19] melissa: It's an ok app, but there should be some sort of screening process. Cpl good jokes but many are awful. Some submissions are just random comments. |
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[2009-07-15] acid: Brilliant love the facts. Too funny |
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[2009-07-09] jordan: Kinda sucks that the jokes always start at the same place. Cant they be on random? |
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[2009-07-07] sara: This isn't an add for hooking up so stop posting your asl..its a good app.. but there has to be a variety instead of all the same things. |
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[2009-07-06] Kimberly: This is hysterical. Saw something like this in my bf's barber shop! |
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[2009-07-06] James: About 1 in 20 jokes are funny. Sound board is lame |
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[2009-07-02] Joey: Lol i cant believe this is an app. I like it thanks |
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[2009-06-10] joshua: Chuck norris is GOD!!!! |
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[2009-06-08] Michael: Cool |
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[2009-06-03] Gavin: Lame, chucknorrisfacts.com is better... and isnt riddled with spelling errors. |
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[2009-06-02] mauro: ALL HAIL CHUCK NORRIS!!! |
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[2009-06-01] Ben: If you don't love this app....Chuck Norris WIlL kill you! |
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[2009-06-01] Jade: This is kinda gay |
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[2009-05-31] adrian: The best app there is Lol |
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[2009-05-29] Joseph: The soundboard was unepic missing all punchlines. The facts looked fun. But requires internet. If I have internet I might as well go to the website... |
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[2009-05-28] KCfish: Jokes are outdated and the posters aren't the brightest.. |
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[2009-05-27] dan: Good |
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[2009-05-27] Mark: Chuck Jokes Need Random Order. |
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[2009-05-23] Ivan: Chuck said it would be in my best interest to give this app 5 stars.. |
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[2009-05-17] sergio: I try to uninsalled it and chuck norris roundkick me in the face |
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[2009-05-16] Andrew: The best ever!! Chuck Norris is a kickass guy!!! |
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[2009-05-16] Funky : Chuck is the man period |
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[2009-05-16] Sam: Would be a 5 if you could save your favorite jokes |
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[2009-05-12] Ryan: You have to laugh with chuck |
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[2009-05-08] manuel: It has a few funny comments. To many spelling errors and the sounds were not what I expected. It's an o.k. application to have for a day or two. |
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[2009-05-07] Pychobj2001: Wish it had a chuck norris lever for random crazy chuck norris quotes like on connan |
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[2009-05-07] MaxMoka: Kapow |
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[2009-05-07] fliptrack: Nice |
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[2009-05-06] SK?: Great but needs more soundbites/quotes. Try ripping from walker texas ranger lol. Very funny im a big chuck norris facts fan |
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[2009-05-06] SK: Great but needs more soundbites/quotes. Try ripping from walker texas ranger lol. Very funny im a big chuck norris facts fan |
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[2009-05-05] Scaleblade: Its good but whenever you reopen it it goes back to the optimus prime fact. Please fix this annoyance. |
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[2009-05-05] alex: Good but gets boring |
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[2009-05-02] kwame: This is so freakin awsome i heard chuck norrises tears cure cancer and aids too bad he doesnt cry |
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[2009-05-01] Ken: Really funny facts. Sounds are hard to understand tho |
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[2009-04-29] derek: I love it so much.. |
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[2009-04-27] Aron: 5 Stars for fear that Chuck Norris will kick my a$$..LOL! |
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[2009-04-25] kevlar: Can it bload new jokes daily? Dont like seeing the same ones |
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[2009-04-25] Jean Christophe: Awsome |
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[2009-04-24] nayr glasheen: Chuck norris |
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[2009-04-24] Patrick: Love the facts |
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[2009-04-23] ross: Best app ever |
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[2009-04-21] juan carlos: Hahahaha love the fact secction hahaha funny :) |
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[2009-04-12] samuel: Awesome app.. have annoyed and confounded numerous people in person and through answering machines.. |
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[2009-04-12] Beth: Would be 5 stars if you could randomize. My husband and i laughed so hard we cried! |
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[2009-04-11] Joe: Awesome! 5 stars if it would randomize the jokes and not start over. |
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[2009-04-10] jason: Need 2 fav the facts and not start over but i love it |
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[2009-04-09] MARINA: Wish the jokes didnt start over every time...otherwise this app is awesome |
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[2009-04-05] george: Its chucktastic!!! |
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[2009-04-03] red: Chuck norris' daughter lost her virginity, he got it back |
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[2009-04-03] Michael: Had me crying from laughter. Fantasticccc app! |
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[2009-04-03] Nathan: There is nothing funnier...laugh till I cry!! |
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[2009-04-02] pablo: Chuck norris does'nt sleep he waits....chuck norris has 2 speeds walk and killl....chuck norris can heat up frozen food with his temper... |
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[2009-04-02] Darrin: F***in awsome!!!!!! |
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[2009-04-01] shanon: God like. Indeed of a chuck norris's creations |
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[2009-03-27] Do Work: The Chuck Norris Facts are awesome. Please make a Jack Bauer board and facts for 24 fans. |
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[2009-03-24] Jesse: Its pretty stupid, who wants to hear kicking sound effects? |
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