Embrace your wildest of sides with Boink
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Are you into slow, sloppy kissing or a quick bedroom burst? Compare your sexual compatibility and break that ice with Boink.
Submitted by LA Actor & Director Jim Eshom, Boink is a sexual compatibility calculator that uses “Bump” technology to gauge how sexually connective two people will be.
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THE PLEASURE IS YOURS
Every person has their own turn-ons and turn-offs, and you only know if your interests are shared until after you’re in too deep.
With Boink by your side, you’ll always know if that apple you’re eyeing is a disappointing dud or a spectacular satisfier.
DELIGHTFULLY SIMPLE & SIMPLY DELIGHTFUL
Boink gives users a firm grip on their sex life with three simple steps.
First, users set the likes, dislikes, kinks & fetishes of their most intimate interests.
Second, potential partners “Boink” their phones together.
Third, Boink compares their preferences to rate sexual compatibility.
USER PROXIMITY SENSOR
Our brand new user proximity sensor alerts you when another Boink user is nearby, so even the hottest days can get even hotter.
Activating this feature is easy. Open your device settings and slide down the list until you see Boink. Open the Boink settings to turn on the remote sensor, and then glide the slider to expand the sensor’s radius. Now you’ll be notified if someone with Boink is nearby – and so will they.
NEW FEATURES
• More than 50 new positions + special diagrams
• More than 100 new fetishes and preferences
• Gender and sexual orientation options
• User proximity sensor – See who’s Boinking around you
STANDARD FEATURES
• “Bump” technology behind every Boink
• Six preference categories
• Sliding scales to set every preference
• Special diagrams for sexual positions
• Boink “stats” counter for keeping track + stat sharing options
• Boink “Tales” – post your sex-ploits and read ones from others
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BOINK HAPPY
• Perfect night ended with an imperfect mate? Know what you’re getting into before you even unzip your pants.
• Steady relationship getting predictable? Spice things up to keep it exciting.
• Loving marriage lost its flame? Spark some new passion & Boink like newlyweds.
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What you choose to do with this knowledge is up to you, so MEDL Mobile is not liable for any misleading information obtained through Boinking. Just like size, people tend to lie about their sexual interests. For the most satisfying results, try to be as honest with yourself and others as possible.
PLEASE BOINK RESPONSIBLY
MEDL Mobile Inc. strongly suggests that you use proper protection while engaging in any form of sexual relations. MEDL Mobile Inc. and any parties/individuals therein are not liable for any direct or indirect claims, losses, damages or deaths resulting from use of this app and/or any apps linked to, or affiliated with, MEDL Mobile Inc. This includes—but is not limited to—the transmission of STDs, HIV/AIDS, unplanned pregnancy and/or uninvited/non-consensual advances or assaults. By purchasing this app, you have agreed that MEDL Mobile Inc. and any parties/individuals therein do not condone the misuse of Boink and are not responsible for any consequences resulting from the misuse of Boink.
We are proud to call Boink a Shiny MEDL Object. You can see all of them at www.medlmobile.com. And if you have an idea for an app that you’d like to see on the app store someday, visit www.appincubator.com.
