At the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, TX, they have one simple rule:
DON'T TALK OR TEXT DURING A MOVIE, OR THEY WILL KICK YOU OUT.
Sometimes that pisses the movie talkers off. This soundboard is based off of an actual voicemail that a customer left for the Alamo Drafthouse after being kicked out of the theater.
The Alamo Drafthouse responded the way any true Austinite Alamo patron would with, "Thanks for not coming back to the Alamo, Texter!"
To find out how awesome the Alamo Drafthouse is, visit www.drafthouse.com for more information. Long live the Alamo Drafthouse!
