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Bible-Code Forgiveness (v. 2.0.1)

Nimue опубликовал приложение 2011-09-12
(обновлено 2011-09-12)

The Archangels have arrived to negotiate forgiveness for you.  Faster, more reliable and informative than the free version and offering access to the entire list of more than 50 sins, this is the most effective way to obtain direct forgiveness from the Almighty.

This app allows you to communicate directly with the Almighty and seek forgiveness for your sins through a streamlined interface.  This is the full, Tithed version with no advertisements or nagging, more reliable connections than the free version, faster and more personal responses, more information about the negotiation process, and greater chances of forgiveness due to an elite team of Archangels being recruited to negotiate on your behalf.  

Background:

For decades, scholars have been studying the Bible Code- a method of detecting secret messages and future predictions within the text of the sacred scriptures; and our company began advanced Bible code analysis back in 2004.  While analyzing the biblical text using advanced chaos algorithms, we began detecting very deep, seemingly random patterns; just a long string of zeros and ones.  At first we thought it was an anomaly.. gibberish.  But we kept the information anyway. Eventually, new versions of the patterns stopped being uncovered, and the entire collection was archived in order of discovery, cataloged - and forgotten.

5 years later, an undergraduate student named Niles Smithey took a closer look at these patterns and had a crazy idea.. to him they looked like true, modern binary code sets called 'octets'.  He tried compiling the octets using several different computer programming language settings, but got no results - until he tried Java.  All of a sudden the computer screamed to life!  Lights began flashing, hard disks spinning, and indecipherable messages began flashing on the screen faster than the human eye could track them.

That was the beginning of this project.

After 2 years of in depth analysis and deciphering, we have been able to determine that the code is a method for communicating directly with the mind of GOD through a machine... specifically it is designed to facilitate sin forgiveness by bypassing all of the red tape, unpredictability, bureaucracy and politics involved in seeking forgiveness through regular means.

Technical description:

As far as we can tell, here is how it actually works: The images included in this application (the background pictures) were obtained directly from the holy octet stream obtained from the bible.. they just have .jpg headers attached.  By feeding these images (really just a highly concentrated and perfectly timed series of rhythmic binary streams ) to the Android processor, the program is able to induce precise fluctuations in the magnetic field surrounding the physical processing unit of your Android phone;  by controlling these fluctuations, it is able to induce an electron flow which coalesces into a sub-atomic laser containment array.  Once this containment array is stable, a very small quantum Bose-Einstein condensate is generated which contains quantum-entangled neutrinos in direct communication with the mind of GOD!  By identifying and monitoring the individual neutrinos, their spin and location, the app is able to utilize them to facilitate information transfer with the Almighty.  In this way the  application is able to provide a direct, PERSONAL connection with the creator of all mankind, and to streamline the process of forgiveness.

No4 Playing Football (v. 1.0)

hirookaservice опубликовал приложение 2011-09-12
(обновлено 2011-09-12)

Football is a collection of photos.

挖笑话 (v. 3.1.4)

AppUnlimit опубликовал приложение 2011-09-12
(обновлено 2013-07-03)

专门收集最精彩的段子,带给你每天的快乐心情,想要滚滚而来的欢笑声,就试试它!

由专职编辑挑选最好笑的笑话,保证质量,每天更新!让您每天都能开怀一乐! 您也可以在App内提交您身边发生的原创笑话! 还可以通过短信和Email将笑话发给您的家人和朋友!

针对每条笑话可以顶踩,也可以发表评论,好笑的不仅是笑话本身,还有给力的评论! 我们会根据用户的评价排序,挖出最好笑的笑话!

笑话有四个排序方式:
1. 最新热点:最近一天内最受欢迎的笑话
2. 最近更新:最近增加的笑话
3. 上升最快:最受大家欢迎,好评较多的笑话
4. 最受争议:好评和差评都较多的笑话

让每一个好笑话都有机会呈现在你面前!

注意:
1. 使用此App会伴有腹痛、流眼泪等症状,是正常的生理反应。症状较重时,建议您停止使用半小时以上。
2. 这是个17+的App,有些笑话里有未成年人不宜了解的东西,未成年人请止步!

No4 Sewing (v. 1.0)

hirookaservice опубликовал приложение 2011-09-12
(обновлено 2011-09-12)

Photo collection of clothes made sewing machines.

Michael Moore SMSTea (v. 1.0.5r)

MOMA опубликовал приложение 2011-09-12
(обновлено 2011-09-12)

View photos when you receive a message! These pictures are selected using the keyword "Michael Moore", so they change whenever you receive a message. You will find the photo best for you!

Side-striped Jackal CoinSMSNon (v. 1.0.5r)

MOMA опубликовал приложение 2011-09-12
(обновлено 2011-09-12)

View photos when you receive a message! These pictures are selected using the keyword "Side-striped Jackal", so they change whenever you receive a message. You will find the photo best for you!

Softball SMSTea (v. 1.0.5r)

MOMA опубликовал приложение 2011-09-12
(обновлено 2011-09-12)

View photos when you receive a message! These pictures are selected using the keyword "Softball", so they change whenever you receive a message. You will find the photo best for you!

No4 Horses (v. 1.1)

hirookaservice опубликовал приложение 2011-09-12
(обновлено 2011-09-12)

A collection of horse pictures.

PINZ (v. 1.0)

MyApp Inc. опубликовал приложение 2011-09-12
(обновлено 2011-09-12)

PiNZ Entertainment - located in Milford, Massachusetts is an entertainment venue featuring bowling, laser tag, arcade and Balladium. We are also the home to the Blue Dog Sports Bar & Grille, serving American fare, great sports viewing and the best live entertainment in the Metrowest Area.

Felix Mendelssohn SMSCoin (v. 1.0.5r)

MOMA опубликовал приложение 2011-09-12
(обновлено 2011-09-12)

View photos when you receive a message! These pictures are selected using the keyword "Felix Mendelssohn", so they change whenever you receive a message. You will find the photo best for you!