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Stupidity (950+ Jokes) (v. 3.2.9)

APPsolutely Fabulous опубликовал приложение 2011-08-04
(обновлено 2013-04-26)

Stupid people beware, these jokes are here to expose you!  Over 950 jokes, were stupid people are definitely the butt of the joke.  Perhaps you will recognize some of your friends and family (or even yourself!!!) in some of these jokes.

Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"NEWSFLASH: BT to cut 15,000 posts over the next year
......How will all the wires stay up? "

"Paddy thought he'd struck gold with his new metal detector.
It wasn't until he'd dug a 60ft-deep hole that he realised that he was wearing steel-toe boots. "

"I ordered a pizza the other day. They told me that if they didn't deliver it within half an hour, it's free!
So I hung up without giving them my address."

"A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER...
FASTER..
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP......
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP....
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, as the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and,
The coffin stops"

"Got in a taxi the other night and said, "King George's Close."
The driver replied, "don't worry, I'll lose the f****r!" "

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

Technology Jokes (v. 3.3.2)

APPsolutely Fabulous опубликовал приложение 2011-08-02
(обновлено 2015-07-20)

These jokes don’t just poke fun and Nerds/Geeks (yes you!) but are generally just jokes about geek topics e.g. computers, the Internet, phones (not android obviously!).  Enjoy

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

""Apple iphone 4 users have trouble making calls"

Thats because they have no friends to ring"

"What the f**k does JFGI stand for????

Never mind, I've googled it."

"If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0"

"Just bought a voice activated keyboard,
Some of this shit writes itself. "

"I started my new hoverboard business just this week. Opened the factory and got production going.
Just need the product to get off the ground now"

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

Web comics adultes (v. 0.2.3 - be)

Darwin softwares опубликовал приложение 2011-08-01
(обновлено 2013-04-20)

- Web comics réservés aux adultes en raison de leur contenu violent ou sexuel
- Abonnez vous aux publications de web comics français
- Consultez les strips de manière naturelle
- Recevez des notifications lors de la publication d'un nouveau strip
- Créez la liste de vos strips préférés et consultez les

Version beta, de nouveaux webcomics à chaque mise à jour !

Best Ever Puns (v. 3.3.3)

APPsolutely Fabulous опубликовал приложение 2011-07-31
(обновлено 2013-04-18)

This FREE App is all about puns and word play, if you like cleaver jokes then this app is for you.  Share the jokes with your friends and wow them with your new found mastery of the English tongue.  Think your funnier then submit your puns for inclusion in the App.  Thanks for downloading  and don't forget to check out my other Apps.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting to social networking sites.
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now."

"I have loads of books on the Supernatural, Ghosts, Poltergeists and Crop Circles.
I didn't buy them, they just f*****g appeared."

"My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs."

"I was pressing my clothes the other day when I burned the middle of my leg
Oh the iron knee!"

"I named my son Matt Damon.
He's my first Bourne."

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app.  None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app.  We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

500 Best Jokes (v. 1.03)

Jaaru App Development опубликовал приложение 2011-07-27
(обновлено 2011-07-27)

The best jokes app on Android. Works Offline. Telling jokes with friends? Bust out this app and put your friends to shame!

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Better Comebacks (v. 1.03)

Jaaru App Development опубликовал приложение 2011-07-26
(обновлено 2011-07-26)

The best comebacks app on android! Works OFFLINE! Text the comebacks to your friends and email suggestions to the developer!
KW:Comebacks, funny comebacks, spiteful comebacks, comebacks, come back, come comebacks

Shaking boobs Female teacher (v. 1.1)

株式会社クロスプロモーション опубликовал приложение 2011-07-24
(обновлено 2013-04-05)

Shaking boobs App2 "Female teacher"ver.
You touch her boobs or shake your phone… then her boobs shaking!
It is recommended for people who like Wobble Boobs :-)!
you can enjoy it anytime, anywhere!
※Illustrator　TAKEHIRO MIURA(http://miutake.x0.com/)
※you need after Ver1.6
Setting
「常に揺らす」Always
: Her boobs always shaking if you don’t touch it.
「画面をスライドして揺らす」
Slidding :Slide display,
then her boobs shake toward the derection.
「端末を振って揺らす」
Shaking
: Shake your phone,
then her boobs shake freely.

「加速度センサー」
Acceleration sensor
: Sensitivity of vibration of terminal
「揺れる量」
Amount of Vibration
: Size of amplitude
「揺れの持続」
Continuation of Vibration
: Decline time of vibration
Screen Orientation
Change the screen aspect

500+ Funny Headlines (v. 3.2.9)

APPsolutely Fabulous опубликовал приложение 2011-07-22
(обновлено 2013-04-03)

500+ Funny newspaper and website headlines from around the world.  This app contains a collection of funny headlines, and funny takes on headlines.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting to social networking sites.
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"The following headline was actually printed in a newspaper, which will remain nameless:
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case"

"BBC News - "Obama sets Mars goal for America".
I'm sorry Mr President sir, but no chocolate bar is big enough for your nation of noshers."

"Headline in the Irish Times:
Customs officers have seized 4.2m cigarettes in the largest haul of counterfeit tobacco ever landed in the Port of Cork.
4.2m, thats some long cigarettes, they must be f*****g super super super kings."

"BBC news headline:
Scientists prove a direct correlation between the harmful waves emmited by using laptop devices near male genitalia and a drop in sperm count.
Personally, I blame porn hub."

"The following headline was actually printed in a newspaper, which will remain nameless:
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors"

歡樂白娘子2電子版② (manga 漫画/Free) (v. 1.0)

Media-Trust Co., Ltd опубликовал приложение 2011-07-14
(обновлено 2011-07-14)

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まひるの天使（RS） (v. 1.2.0)

CELSYS,Inc. опубликовал приложение 2011-07-11
(обновлено 2011-07-11)

生死の狭間から生き返った少女の背中には天使のような羽根が・・・！
状況に脳天気な姉に困惑する弟とケンカしてしまい
空に飛び出した少女の目の前に新たな危機が訪れる！

ガッツと根性と姉弟の絆で運命を切り開くハートフルショートコメディ！！

ⓒいのうえこうじ／セルシス

更新履歴
v1.1.1
- 対象OS 1.6に変更
- オプションメニュー変更