Women Bashing Jokes (v. 3.3.3) Разработано Rob Lancaster |
Over 1400 jokes about woman. Most of these jokes(well all) are completely teastless, however, they are funny (well some). Women please don't download you will only get offended, unless of course you have a sense of humour(if you do you'll be the first, hahaha)
*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Add your own stories
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app
Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):
"Climbing to the top of the career ladder does wonders for a woman's self-esteem.
But it ruins her p***y."
"A woman walked into a library and asked for a book on euphemisms.
So the librarian took her up the rear aisle and let her have it. "
"I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way.
Through the driver's door."
"Why does every man need a woman?
Because the dishes would get to piled up without one."
"How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it."
N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.
*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.
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[2013-08-06] A Google User: Crap |
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[2013-06-13] A Google User: Horrible!! Soo stupid. Don't download. I would rather give this no stars! |
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[2013-01-19] A Google User: Waste of time Poor user interface, dumb jokes. |
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[2013-01-17] A Google User: Repeats Every other joke is the same. Very lame |
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[2012-11-20] A Google User: tahir vry nice |
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[2012-10-18] A Google User: Lame as hell! Over 1200 stupid, unfunny jokes with a couple good ones...don't waste your time. |
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[2012-07-27] A Google User: Clean it up Same jokes over and over, 1200+ ... more like 12 jokes repeated 100 times. |
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[2012-07-20] A Google User: Insulting Insults woman but otherwise funny. |
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[2012-07-15] A Google User: A J |
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[2012-07-14] A Google User: Bad Not upload to Facebook |
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[2012-07-14] A Google User: Cool joke content...Reccomended This app is cool, joke content very useful to read when youre waiting at Airport etc etc . .I wish the GUI can be upgraded to more sophisticated |
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[2012-07-12] A Google User: Cheesy yet cool! Some are cheesy!lol But,me n my girl enjoyed most ov em. But some r a bit too far so i need to smooch my sweetheart once a while to make her feel better. Cheers! |
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[2012-07-02] A Google User: Bad A lot of sexists jokes |
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[2012-06-23] A Google User: Awful. Sexist. |
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[2012-06-02] A Google User: Ok Great |
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[2012-05-31] A Google User: Good Not so good not so bad |
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[2012-05-27] A Google User: Great but massive amount of ads.. |
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[2012-05-19] A Google User: Fun Funny |
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[2012-05-06] A Google User: Average.. In the midle |
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[2012-05-01] A Google User: Nice A good box of jokes |
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[2012-04-22] A Google User: Dg Bbb |
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[2012-04-18] A Google User: Stupid You may think its funny now but you wont think its so funny when your lonely old single guy.... besides that the jokes.are lame |
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[2012-04-13] A Google User: No new jokes on this update wtf |
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[2012-04-13] A Google User: Dumb Nt realy tht funny |
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[2012-03-31] A Google User: Funny Funny |
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[2012-03-29] A Google User: Ha! Yup, theres some good ones :) |
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[2012-03-03] A Google User: To many ads |
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[2012-03-02] A Google User: Horrible |
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[2012-02-21] A Google User: Nice!!! Where would women be if there were no men in this world? They would be just a rib |
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[2012-02-15] A Google User: Funny ........ |
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[2012-02-07] A Google User: Good for nothing men What would men do tomorrow if women where gone? By a nice car Go to work By clothes Save money Nothing men do everything for us women they would not even buy underwear they need us lol lol loser!!!!! |
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[2012-02-01] A Google User: Awesome Some if these suck, but mostly awesome. Keep 'em coming |
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[2011-12-28] A Google User: Great thought Fun n easy |
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[2011-12-27] A Google User: There's nowhere near 800+ jokes But a lot of them r rather funny. But still uninstall not worth the space on the phone. |
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[2011-12-23] A Google User: Rather stupid. All the jokes are censored which ruins the punch line for a lot of them. I can get the adult versions of EVERY ONE of these jokes on another joke app. Uninstalled. |
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[2011-11-22] A Google User: Repeats. Lots of repeats. |
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[2011-11-19] A Google User: Funny but you know you ain't ever getting layed |
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[2011-11-16] A Google User: Cool Awesome |
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[2011-11-14] A Google User: Sucks |
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[2011-11-08] A Google User: Funny Just dont tell em to yer wife. Lol |
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[2011-10-31] A Google User: Keeps closing cant read it |
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[2011-10-29] A Google User: This app is hillarious! Funny funny |
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[2011-10-27] A Google User: Absolutely pathetic The jokes are boring and the interface is unbearable |
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[2011-10-21] A Google User: !Rude! But funny as hell. Only for people who have a sense of humor |
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[2011-10-15] A Google User: Droid 2 Not bad but it repeats alot of jokes it repeats alot of jokes it repeats alot of jokes!! Haha:) |
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[2011-10-02] A Google User: Love it!!! Love it!!! |
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[2011-10-01] A Google User: Bigdickbastard Great up the only downside is alot of the jokes are repeated |
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[2011-09-05] A Google User: This is Awsome!! |
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[2011-09-04] A Google User: Ok. The Brit ones can go. |
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[2011-08-31] A Google User: Must have Can't stop laughing!!! |
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[2011-08-30] A Google User: Lame I don't get it |
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[2011-08-26] A Google User: Brilliant app but adverts are annoying |
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[2011-08-22] A Google User: The upgraded version keeps crashing -cliq xt |
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[2011-08-19] A Google User: Why do men die first |
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[2011-08-17] A Google User: Beer True |
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[2011-08-17] A Google User: Most are funny but... Most of these jokes are awesome - since women do it to guys - but many are written poorly and some make absolutely no sense at all. |
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[2011-08-15] A Google User: These Jokes aren't funny |
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[2011-08-07] A Google User: Some of these jokes are actually funny. Yet, I find it quite amusing how dumb women are made out to be, when the very men writing these jokes can't quite get their spelling correct. |
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[2011-07-31] A Google User: There just not funny. |
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[2011-07-31] A Google User: Not funny at all. |
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[2011-07-22] A Google User: Funny ^_^ |
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[2011-07-22] sam: Funny ^_^ |
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[2011-07-11] A Google User: This app sucks |
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[2011-07-11] Ashley: This app sucks |
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[2011-06-29] A Google User: Saras just mad cuz shes a woman. Great app! |
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[2011-06-29] Jwerks: Saras just mad cuz shes a woman. Great app! |
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[2011-06-22] A Google User: Best joke app |
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[2011-06-22] aj: Best joke app |
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[2011-06-17] A Google User: Wow I want more jokes |
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[2011-06-17] Aaron: Wow I want more jokes |
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[2011-06-12] A Google User: This is just a bunch of bitter guys trashing women. I saw one actual joke and it was really funny but the rest of it was just garbage! |
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[2011-06-12] Sara: This is just a bunch of bitter guys trashing women. I saw one actual joke and it was really funny but the rest of it was just garbage! |
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[2011-06-04] A Google User: Extremely funny, and has updates |
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[2011-06-04] Jack: Extremely funny, and has updates |
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[2011-05-26] A Google User: Lets go to sikipedia n bite all their jokes. Boo this content. |
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[2011-05-26] josh: Lets go to sikipedia n bite all their jokes. Boo this content. |
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[2011-05-17] A Google User: LMAO. FUNNY. BUT MEN WOULD BE LOST WITHOUT US GOOD WOMEN. |
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[2011-05-17] nicole: LMAO. FUNNY. BUT MEN WOULD BE LOST WITHOUT US GOOD WOMEN. |
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[2011-05-16] A Google User: If ur gf don't make u laugh.. This app will explain everything haha |
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[2011-05-16] Leo: If ur gf don't make u laugh.. This app will explain everything haha |
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[2011-05-15] A Google User: Pointless worthless dumb jokes that are boring... |
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[2011-05-15] tiffany: Pointless worthless dumb jokes that are boring... |
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[2011-05-08] A Google User: Very poor not funny delete |
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[2011-05-08] A Google User: Found a couple that really made me laugh.probably due to my gf lack of amusement. |
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[2011-05-08] Ralph: Very poor not funny delete |
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[2011-05-08] Dan: Found a couple that really made me laugh.probably due to my gf lack of amusement. |
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[2011-04-21] A Google User: It sucks |
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[2011-04-21] mary: It sucks |
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[2011-04-06] A Google User: Some funny jokes, but a lot of them are repeats. |
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[2011-04-06] Patrick: Some funny jokes, but a lot of them are repeats. |
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[2011-04-02] A Google User: Funniest App on the market,, super funny!!!!! Samsung Captivate |
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[2011-04-02] G.King: Funniest App on the market,, super funny!!!!! Samsung Captivate |
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[2011-03-23] A Google User: Funny as hell! So true alot of the time |
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[2011-03-23] Travis: Funny as hell! So true alot of the time |
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[2011-03-16] A Google User: Some very funny jokes. Some get repeated though and quite a few times. |
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[2011-03-15] A Google User: Funny from a guys point of view. Too many repeats |
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[2011-03-15] A Google User: Funny as hell. |
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[2011-03-15] A Google User: Most of them are facts rather then jokes |
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[2011-03-15] J: Funny from a guys point of view. Too many repeats |
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[2011-03-15] Bryan: Funny as hell. |
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