900+ Funny Sayings (v. 3.3.1) Разработано APPsolutely Fabulous |
Funny Sayings: Over 900 funny twists on common sayings.
*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app
Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):
“Bigger is better. Unless it’s a tumour.”
“My friend told me, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me." So I lobbed a dictionary at his head - that showed him.”
“Oh yes, I've tried my hand at sex.”
“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”
“Had sex with a transvestite the other day. She took it like a man.”
N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.
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[2012-11-07] LynnG: Foul Foul says it. I was looking for family friendly |
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[2012-11-06] Mitch: Gud Gud |
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[2012-10-09] Taylor: 850+funny sayings It was horoble doesnt even let u upload the sayings on to the internet . |
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[2012-10-05] Gemma: Boring Rubish |
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[2012-09-22] Greg: Rubbish |
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[2012-09-20] Mariah: Horrible Flat out -___-" |
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[2012-09-15] Alyssa Mae: Wwww Funny |
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[2012-09-08] Sonya Jean: Ok Guess this stupid american just doesn't get the jokes |
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[2012-08-16] Susan: Great |
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[2012-07-26] Janie: Ugh! Too many offensive words :( dont like it! |
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[2012-04-13] Jason: Quality! Good app with some good sayings and jokes, and the dev is helpful too. |
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[2012-04-12] john: My life Great |
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[2012-04-06] Richard: Waste Waste |
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[2012-02-29] Angela: Bleh Stupid |
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[2012-02-28] Stephanie: Horrible This app is terrible! Its degrading to women, and uses entirely too much foul language! Do not download! |
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[2012-02-04] Emily: Oh dear.. Froze as soon as I opened.. |
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[2011-12-12] tony: They were funny and made mi m8s laugh lol |
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[2011-12-07] Wendy: Really stupid |
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[2011-11-29] Jess: Keeps me giggling! |
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[2011-11-17] nick: Help How do you access the clip board? |
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[2011-11-03] Naffu: Boring one .. |
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[2011-09-28] Dick: Funny, some of these had me in tears |
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[2011-08-29] Neal: Too much Going on in the backround makrs it difficult to read. Not really worth the effort |
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[2011-07-30] Christopher: Lmfao. This is awesome. |
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[2011-07-27] T: Sucks giant monkeyballs |
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[2011-07-27] Ldennis: Difficult to read the text due to the annoying background. |
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[2011-06-14] Dimitry: Backgrounds and colors are lame. Jokes are funny though |
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[2011-05-31] veronica: This app sucks! Closes all the time. |
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[2011-05-17] Shane: Was surprised at the quality of gags. Only a few lame ones. Guaranteed to make you smile |
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[2011-05-15] Jamie: I love this app its great and it matches me |
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[2011-05-15] sanaullah: Silly sayings. Seldom are little bit funny if any , uninstalled |
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[2011-05-15] Lee: Awful. |
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[2011-05-01] amanda: Thinking about using this topic for our engagment survey at work! :) |
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[2011-04-21] Bert: Wish to post to Facebook |
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[2011-03-30] Gintare: Funny, great app! Just needs more sayings (yes i sat in my room all day and read those, lol) update soon please! |
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