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Some Scary Stories(IV) (v. 20101117)

10086apk опубликовал приложение 2011-02-11
(обновлено 2011-02-11)

Here we go! This is today's scary!
1.Don't Turn on the Light
2.Express Train to Hell
3.Ghost Ship of Captain Sandovate
4.Girl in White
Some reader's comments:
"this story is soooooooooo scary it is the best scary story ever!!!!!Plus my name is Jenna so it akes it that moure scary!!!"

Recent changes:
"This is scary! My dad's in the other room, so I don't feel safe, and I had to keep looking around to make sure I was alone."

"What? I thought that was going to be scary?! The only thing that scared me was when the guy disappeared right when my dog knocked over a box of dishes! AND even THAT didn't make me jump a mile!"

1600+ Funny Quotes (v. 3.1.1)

Rob Lancaster опубликовал приложение 2011-02-11
(обновлено 2012-05-27)

Over 1600 funny quotes from the worlds of fact and fiction. A huge collection of humorous and thought provoking quotes from some of the biggiest characters of our time.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
Spike Milligan"

"Once you're dead you're made for life.
Jimi Hendrix."

"Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.
Alan Coren"

"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.
Clint Eastwood."

"You're only as good as your last haircut.
Fran Lebowitz "

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

Hana Kimi (v. 1.0.6)

apklove опубликовал приложение 2011-02-10
(обновлено 2011-02-10)

Summary
Japanese-American track-and-field star Mizuki has gotten herself to transfer to a high school in Japan...but not just any school! To be close to her idol, high jumper Izumi Sano, she's going to an all-guys' high school...and disguising herself as a boy! But as fate would have it, they're more than classmates...

Shinobi Life (v. 1.0.6)

apklove опубликовал приложение 2011-02-10
(обновлено 2011-02-10)

Summary
Many, many years ago, a ninja named Kagetora devoted his life to protecting Princess Beni (”Beni-Hime”). Unfortunately, they were attacked and Kagetora was flung into a lake, and sank to the bottom… And is somehow warped to the future where he sees the princess Beni being kidnapped.

Comics - - Mx0 (v. 1.0.6)

apklove опубликовал приложение 2011-02-10
(обновлено 2011-02-10)

Summary
The story starts off with a flashback, Kuzumi Taiga is asked at his school entrance interview what he would do if he could use magic. "Take over the world" is his reply,followed by an outburst of laughter from a very cute girl. Not much remains in his memory after those events, but he does remember the girl and...

Highschool of the Dead (v. 1.0.6)

apklove опубликовал приложение 2011-02-10
(обновлено 2011-02-10)

Summary
A mysterious, lethal disease is on the loose worldwide, resulting in a catastrophic death rate of humanity, and the increasing rise of attacks, caused by the living dead.
In Japan, several high school students and a school nurse have banded together to escape Fujimi Private High School shortly after...

Hadashi de Bara wo Fume (v. 1.0.6)

apklove опубликовал приложение 2011-02-10
(обновлено 2011-02-10)

Summary
Sumi Kitamura is the second eldest in a parentless family of six. One day after her older brother leaves town, her younger brothers and sisters are taken away. The only way for her to get them back is to make a lot of money fast. On her quest to find money, a man offers to give her the money if she marries him...

550+ Man Bashing Jokes (v. 3.0.1)

Rob Lancaster опубликовал приложение 2011-02-09
(обновлено 2012-05-24)

Over 550 jokes about the male gender. Most of these jokes(...well all) are completely teastless, however, they are funny (...well some).

Men please don't download you will only get offended(...wait a minute... forget that, you need emotions first!!!)

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries."

"Men are like.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs."

"This prisoner escapes after 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and food, and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair and he ties the wife to the bed, and gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He's probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, do't complain and do what he tells you, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably really dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, and thought you were cute. He asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom, so I told him where to find it. Be strong, darling. I love you, too.""

"Hmmm, snow.

The only time four inches can keep a woman in bed all day."

"Why did God Create man first?
1. Practice makes perfect.
2. Give us someone to bitch at immidately.
3. There's a frist draft with anything.
4. To see what needed to be fixed and then make the proper changes.
5. First is the worst.........Second is the best!
6. To be funny"

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

Love Celeb (v. 1.0.6)

apklove опубликовал приложение 2011-02-08
(обновлено 2011-02-08)

Summary
Shinjo Mayu's newest leading lady is an idol, and the leading man is... a future prime minister!? Just what is a "Love Celeb"? Nakazono Kirara is an aspiring starlet. She used to think she'd do whatever it took to get a starring role in a drama and have a CD. But her manager, Hanamaki, proves her wrong when...

Sekirei (v. 1.0.6)

apklove опубликовал приложение 2011-02-08
(обновлено 2011-02-08)

Summary
Minato is a total loser. He's failed to make it into college twice, he's unpopular with women, and he's unemployed. But he's actually an Ashikabi, one of a mysterious set of "masters" in an awesome battle royale between hordes of cute girls called "Sekireis."