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Dirty Limericks (v. 3.0.2)

Rob Lancaster опубликовал приложение 2011-02-03
(обновлено 2012-05-16)

Some Limericks are clean and others...not so. These are definitely the latter. (400+)

If you are easily offended, then please do NOT download. These Limericks are crude and contain swearing. you have been warned

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"There was a young girl called Annie,
who had a peculiar fanny,
she went to the doc,
he said that's a c**k,
now everyone calls her Danny."

"There once was a man named Ray,
Who fashioned a c**t out of clay,
But the heat of his p***k,
Turned the clay into brick,
And tore all his foreskin away!"

"There was an old woman from Leith,
Who would circumcise men with her teeth,
It wasn`t for fame,
Or love of the game,
But to get at the cheese underneath."

"There was an old man of the port,
Whose p***k was remarkably short,
When he got into bed,
The old woman said,
"This isn't a p***k; it's a wart!""

"There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her t**s in a tree in Brazil"

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallow (v. 20101204)

10086apk опубликовал приложение 2011-02-02
(обновлено 2011-02-02)

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is the seventh and final of the Harry Potter novels written by British author J. K. Rowling.
You love it don't you?

Recent changes:
1.added the 《Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince》to the content!
Enjoy your reading

HD Disney Wallpaper (v. 1.07)

mobisay опубликовал приложение 2011-02-02
(обновлено 2011-02-02)

V1.07:
Disney Wallpaper:
HD Disney Wallpaper,Disney cars wallpaper,Disney faires Wallpaper Disney incredibles wallpaper ,Disney jack Wallpaper,Disney mickey wallpaper, Disney Monster wallpaper,Disney nemo wallpaper,Disney pooh wallpaper,Disney princess wallpaper,Disney stitch wallpaper,Disney toy wallpaper,aiw wallpaper

Funny Adult Sex Jokes (v. 3.3.5)

Rob Lancaster опубликовал приложение 2011-02-01
(обновлено 2014-03-21)

Over 2800 funny sex jokes for adults.  If you like funny sex jokes, written by adults for adults then Funny Sex Jokes have the jokes for you.  We are fast approaching one million downloads and have the best funny sex jokes for adults in the play store.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size/color/style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid.", answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with." The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What?! There's no pool here?"
Long pause... "Uh .... is this 221-1811?""

"This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man (not quite ready for slumber) leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."
The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face.
Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"
No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy b***h.""

"A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.
"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box".
Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked, "But what about the $7,000?"
"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them.""

"What are three words you dread the most while making love?
"Honey, I'm home.""

"How do you make four old ladies say "F~**K!"?
Get a fifth one to yell "BINGO!""

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app.  None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app.  We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

A... walks into a bar... (v. 1.11)

Rob Lancaster опубликовал приложение 2011-01-29
(обновлено 2011-01-29)

Over 200 of the funnist "A... walks into a bar..." jokes.

Some old classics and new jokes too.

*New jokes added weekly
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app.
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*New jokes added weekly.
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developers other app in the market

Keywords: bar, man, Joke, jokes, fun, funny, laugh, hilarious

Recent changes:
New jokes added

SCViewer (Scan-manga viewer) (v. 1.5.5)

CatTowerSoft опубликовал приложение 2011-01-29
(обновлено 2012-02-08)

Smart comics Viewer is a lightweight image viewer.

[Main features]
- Supports JPG, JPEG, BMP, GIF, PNG
- Open ZIP, CBZ, RAR, CBR
- Automatically open prev/next file
- Left2Right or Right2Left reading
- rotate/split screen
- Go to prev/next page/file using the gesture
- Use touch screen to zoom
- Color reversal
- Custom Menu
- Always On Screen
- Added Brightness Setting
- Adjust the shared margin of middle part
- Manage Files and Folders (delete / rename)

Coveroid Wallpapers HD (v. 2.12)

Eldev, LLC опубликовал приложение 2011-01-28
(обновлено 2011-01-28)

Coveroid offers collection of high quality wallpapers and backgrounds in variety of categories. Optimized for each screen size and device type. Set as wallpaper, share with friends or download to sdcard. All free and won't drain your battery like live ones do!

Features:
+ Browse featured, categorized, popular and recent
+ Set as wallpapers or save to sd card
+ Share by email/sms/facebook or bluetooth or anything else installed on your phone
+ Slideshow service to rotate wallpapers automatically
+ Search the internet for wallpapers optimized for YOUR phone.

Wallpapers: 32550
Categories: 222

Abstract (6047)
Aircraft (889)
Animals (1555)
Architecture (4444)
Boats (579)
Cars (6954)
Design (353)
Entertainment (965)
Holidays (428)
Motorcycles (1204)
Nature (2024)
People (2026)
Space (463)
Sports (2683)
Technology (1936)

Keywords: Flikie, Wallpapers, Background, Beautiful, HD, Wallpaper, Flickr, Pictures, Photos, Hot Topics, Flixster, Flixter, Stylem, Zedge, Best Wallpapers!

Recent changes:
New wallpapers and categories!

Abstract > Scary
Abstract > Fantasy
Abstract > Patterns
Abstract > Drawn

Architecture > Night

Entertainment > Funny
Entertainment > Music
Entertainment > Quotes

Technology > Android

Jokes (v. 1.0.3)

shopingcn.com опубликовал приложение 2011-01-27
(обновлено 2011-01-27)

This application is a collection of Halloween jokes,maybe you like it.
"Q - What four things do monsters enjoy eating on Halloween?"
"A - Ghoulash and I Scream with booberry pie and ghoul-aid."

Super Hero wallpaper (v. 4.0)

RomoRodrigez опубликовал приложение 2011-01-25
(обновлено 2011-01-25)

Androidmy.com is the HD Wallpaper collection for Android,
the best in fashion | 3D | Abstract | Cars | Games | Movies | Music | Nature | Celebritie  and contemporary lifestyle.
Especially in: NBA | MLB | NFL | NHL Sport wallpaper.
Here you'll find something groundbreaking every single day.

Comic Viewer (v. 1.02)

Hyun-Soo Han опубликовал приложение 2011-01-23
(обновлено 2012-01-23)

All cartoons are in my hands~~!
It's the viwer which can see cartoons made of images and ZIP files

Images and compressed files(ZIP) support

High speed

Images expansion, downscale, movement

Images auto division function

For more information, see the developer webpages at the bottom.