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HD Disney Wallpaper (v. 1.07)

mobisay опубликовал приложение 2011-02-02
(обновлено 2011-02-02)

V1.07:
Disney Wallpaper:
HD Disney Wallpaper,Disney cars wallpaper,Disney faires Wallpaper Disney incredibles wallpaper ,Disney jack Wallpaper,Disney mickey wallpaper, Disney Monster wallpaper,Disney nemo wallpaper,Disney pooh wallpaper,Disney princess wallpaper,Disney stitch wallpaper,Disney toy wallpaper,aiw wallpaper

Funny Adult Sex Jokes (v. 3.3.5)

Rob Lancaster опубликовал приложение 2011-02-01
(обновлено 2014-03-21)

Over 2800 funny sex jokes for adults.  If you like funny sex jokes, written by adults for adults then Funny Sex Jokes have the jokes for you.  We are fast approaching one million downloads and have the best funny sex jokes for adults in the play store.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size/color/style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid.", answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with." The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What?! There's no pool here?"
Long pause... "Uh .... is this 221-1811?""

"This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man (not quite ready for slumber) leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."
The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face.
Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"
No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy b***h.""

"A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.
"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box".
Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked, "But what about the $7,000?"
"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them.""

"What are three words you dread the most while making love?
"Honey, I'm home.""

"How do you make four old ladies say "F~**K!"?
Get a fifth one to yell "BINGO!""

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app.  None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app.  We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Comics people : DareDevil (v. 6.0)

Appastrophe опубликовал приложение 2011-02-01
(обновлено 2011-02-01)

One of the greatest Comics character ever : DareDevil !!  This is about people who love this character and want to be just as heroic. Some find motivation and moral life lessons reading those magnificient and epic stories.  Keywords : DareDevil, Comics

布衣王爷-popbook小说下载 (v. 1.5)

adbook опубликовал приложение 2011-02-01
(обновлено 2011-02-01)

popbook小说下载，海量中文精品小说，汇集现代文学、古典名著、历史军事、网络文学、言情武侠、各类名家名篇，在线搜索，即搜即下

布衣王爷简介：

马车后的官员见马车受到惊吓载着王爷和王爷夫人飞奔起来担心的在后面喊着。 马车上的男人拼命的扯着缰绳喊道：“没想到我布衣王爷竟然是这样衣锦还乡的！

popbook小说下载，海量中文精品小说，汇集现代文学、古典名著、历史军事、网络文学、言情武侠、各类名家名篇，在线搜索，即搜即下

The Notebook-popbook (v. 1.5)

adbook опубликовал приложение 2011-02-01
(обновлено 2011-02-01)

The sun has come up and I am sitting by a window that is foggy with the breath of a life,,,.

popbook

Comics people : Wonder Woman (v. 5.0)

Appastrophe опубликовал приложение 2011-02-01
(обновлено 2011-02-01)

One of the greatest Comics character ever : Wonder Woman !!  This is about people who love this character and want to be just as heroic. Some find motivation and moral life lessons reading those magnificient and epic stories.  Keywords : Wonder Woman, Comics

CallofDutyBlackOpsWalkthrough (v. 20101129)

10086apk опубликовал приложение 2011-02-01
(обновлено 2011-02-01)

Black Ops Walkthrough  will help you fight the Cold War with a detailed guide of the campaign levels and where you can find all of the hidden Intel Locations. We will also provide a comprehensive strategy guide for the robust multiplayer, featuring tips and techniques, with explanations on Perks and Killstreaks.
Enjoy

Recent changes:
1.added the rest of chapter.Now it's complete!

SEXカウンセラー葵と泉が教えてあげる！_sample (v. 1.0)

Shinji Taguchi опубликовал приложение 2011-02-01
(обновлено 2011-02-01)

SEXカウンセラー・香坂葵と姫野泉の美女コンビ二人が、男性が持つあらゆる“性の悩み”にお答えしちゃいます。（※このファイルは試験配信用のサンプル版です）

Tripping Through... (ebook 书) (v. 1.0)

Fclub.com опубликовал приложение 2011-02-01
(обновлено 2011-02-01)

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「Tripping Through Time」
In the waters of Lake Champlain there is magic, and a Celtic Ring with a mystic spell proves that love is truly timeless. For years Keealyn McCalley.

A Colonial Valentine (ebook 书) (v. 1.0)

Fclub.com опубликовал приложение 2011-02-01
(обновлено 2011-02-01)

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「A Colonial Valentine」
It’s Valentine’s Day and, despite pinning bay leaves to her pillow, no one has asked Laurel Whittaker to be his valentine. When handsome Jared.