Cruise Confidential is a delightfully funny, wild, and romantic adventure below the waterline. Brian David Bruns worked for a year in the ships' restaurants and reveals what it's really like working on a cruise ship. His account will astonish you as you are assaulted with circumstances ranging from the absurd to the bizarre. Did you know that waiters are required to steal cutlery and even food from each other for their own guests? Can you imagine what the crew thinks of the passengers? And sex, don't forget the sex.